In preparing to preside over a friends wedding, I put together a special pastoral garmet for the occasion. I thought you might enjoy a peek, as I was able to incorporate both the Jolly Fish and the FSM.
Wedding Stole
In preparing to preside over a friends wedding, I put together a special pastoral garmet for the occasion. I thought you might enjoy a peek, as I was able to incorporate both the Jolly Fish and the FSM.
Fantastic, I wonder if the Minister will have an opinion!
mazal tov!
That is lovely!!! An ordained pirate share his message with us!!! Forgive me Pirate for I have sinned!!! I lust after your wedding stole. I will not say 1 1/2 hail stripper prayers; Hail Joliena and hail the other stripper that does not take all her clothes off (1/2 prayer).
Can you do my wedding?
RAmen
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how about I believe in WHATEVER I want – even in the FLYING SPAGHETTI
MONSTER! – and you have nothing to say!
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let me show you the end results of this particular *ONE-DIMENSIONAL SCIENTIFIC MODE*
of thinking that is called *CRITICAL THINKING*, which is completely divorced from
any human objectives…
this style has been perfected by dawkins, pz, randi and the other *NEW ATHEISTS*
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THE BOOBQUAKE – 911!….
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hey, atheists don’t even BELIEVE IN BOOBIES!!!
they thought BOOBIES had no effect… WRONG!
see, I just want to make it clear to the rest of you:
jen is unable to see that there is a CONFLICT BETWEEN EROS & SCIENCE….
blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-science-i-offer-my-boobs.html
blaghag.com/2010/04/quick-clarification-about-boobquake.html
see how we take a term and convert it into its AUTHENTIC POLITICAL DIMENSION – THAT
OF LIBERATION – not just merely harmless expression…
Visit for the BOOBQUAKE:
dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm
Awesome, i want a pastor like you for my wedding too
Lol dad! XD
Oh my good good goodness! That is just wonderful. I wish I’d thought of that. As a Pagan minister I cannot ,of course, steal the idea but I may well borrow it and make a Kiva loan in penance of my pirate ways.
AAARRRGGGGGH and may the Blessings of the Sauce be on you!
susie-q
Mike, you’re a genius! Your friend must be thrilled that his/her union will be blessed by the touch of FSM’s noodly appendage. If I ever have cause to get married again I might have to call on you to preside :)
Wren