This site is frustrating

Published April 29th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

This site is frustrating because these “pastafarians” just use this mock religion to bash on everyone else’s beliefs. there are pieces in the Bible that seem absurd… talking animals, reanimated corpses, the ground opening up and swallowing people, etc. but nothing that takes THIS great a leap in logic. God isn’t a “bearded man on a cloud” He’s the creative force in this universe. hell isn’t a place where you can “chill with friends, but boy is it hot in here”… hell is a place reserved for Satan, and the people who he deceives into following him there. don’t take all this as “shoving my religion down your throat” take it as a clarification of some misunderstandings some pastafarians seem to have about Christianity. the obvious point behind this website is to say “hey you believe in God without proof, well we believe in noodles, and since they already exist, that counts as proof”… well basically, it’s not proof people should look for in spirituality… it’s doctrine. pastafarian doctrine is an obvious farce. the Bible has integrity. where all these other “religious books” fall short, the Bible stands firm. you guys couldn’t even come up with an original name… it had to be ripped off from the Rastafarians… give the Bible a try, an honest try.

Peace and Love for my fellow humans,
Joe



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  6. Andy says:

    Ees eet frustrehting? Eet ees frustrehting, yesh. Suh frustrehting.

  7. Jeff says:

    so what exactly does name originality have to do with the validity of the point we make? Also, if you want to play that game, Christianity isn’t an original name either. you stole the last name of your ‘Jesus CHRIST’.

    nevertheless, adding that in at the end weakens your argument more than anything. It shows that you have no actual valid points to make so you have to stoop down to the level of pointless insulting, of something so meaningless as a freaking name. A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. A pasta by any other name would taste as… pasta-ish. and a religion by any other name would still be the same giant chunk of B.S.

  8. B says:

    I tried the Bible like you suggested. Flipped open to Exodus 31-15. What are you up to this Sunday? Want to find some people working on the sabbath and put them to death with me?

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      I can’t, it sounds like work, therefore it goes against Exodus. However, if I allow myself to enjoy stoning someone to death, LOOPHOLE. Count me in, sounds like fun!

    • Omnipotent Zombie says:

      It’s very amusing that many christians and jews obliviously disobey this (4th?) commandment. In the literal sense of the law, many of these acts are considered “work”: mowing the lawn, cleaning, repairing your car or an appliance, doing homework. Also, if you have gone to church on sundays and have been part of a family, you know that the act of getting the family ready for church is not easy and quick, and henceforth, work. So in literal accordance to the bible and torah, the entire planet needs to prepare for a major stoning. (the bad kind)

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