I don’t know if you realize just how offensive this is

Published April 19th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I don’t know if you realize just how offensive this letter is. Obviously, it’s satirical and some may think “clever,” but mockery is never wise.

I’ve never been able to understand why it is that those who call themselves “atheist,” “agnostic,” or whatever other label they wish can’t see that, in all reality, intelligent design (or rather a relationship with Christ) is the more intelligent route. If we (Christians) are wrong, then who cares? Nothing will happen to us because there is no after life, no higher power, no second death, but at least we lived a life worthy of something. We had something to look forward to, and hey, if it isn’t true then we’ll never know cause we’ll be DEAD. On the other hand, if Christians are right, those self-proclaimed atheists (etc) are pretty much screwed. What did you live for? Advancement of human life? By what? Living for yourself; living according to your own standards. In my opinion, your religion (yes, atheism is a religion) is selfish and irresponsible. The only reason you don’t want to admit that there may just be a higher power is because you don’t want to answer to it. You don’t want to have to change your lifestyle; to live according to HIS standards.

I’m so sorry that you feel this way. I pray for people like you each and every night. I pray that God will hit you over the head with some sense and knock you to your knees.

And FYI: Intelligent design has just as much (if not more) merit as the evolutionary theory. Evolution is a theory: it hasn’t been proven. There may seem to be evidence, but you may be forgetting one minor detail: care to explain how the first cell appeared? Where it all began? Good luck because, unfortunately for you, even if there isn’t “overwhelming evidence” that there is a God, we Christians will have lived a fuller life knowing and believing that we have been saved by the power of Christ’s sacrifice on the cross. We are loved far greater than we can comprehend. And guess what, so are you. God loves you, even if you don’t know that yet.

-Carly



568 Responses to “I don’t know if you realize just how offensive this is”

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  1. Zoro says:

    So Carly, anyone who isn’t a Christian has no moral standards and leads their life in a totally selfish and hedonistic way, is that it? What about the millions of people who existed before your god finally got around to getting his message across? Are we all doomed to be judged as unworthy and cast in to Hell?

    Hmm, have you ever considered that to be a good human being can, and usually is, entirely unrelated to religion?

  2. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    “If we (Christians) are wrong, then who cares? Nothing will happen to us because there is no after life, no higher power, no second death”.

    WOW! The arrogance of that statement is stunning. Every other religion is wrong, eh? There is no other option between Christianity and atheism. You’ve got it all figured out. How lucky you were to be born in the one correct faith.

    SECOND death? Does your god have a trick up his sleeve? You get to paradise, figuring you have it made for eternity, just to find out that your life here on earth was the regular season – now it’s time for the playoffs!?

  3. Guy who is bored says:

    There is so many damn comments on this dumb ass
    Post that there’s not much I can say but
    There are a few things I can still add firstly if your
    Croatian ‘god’ does exsist then you posting
    This rant anyway saying all atheists are screwed means
    Your screwed two because that’s being nasty and you’re
    God is against that so even if you repent you’ll
    Be repenting out of selfishness of not wanting to go to hell
    So you’ll be meeting all us pastafarians in hell if your god is
    True secondly if you do go to heaven for some unexplained reason
    Then eventually and eventually is a very minuscule amaount
    Of forever your heaven will be like he’ll for the simple
    Reason your there FOREVER let me repeat that forever, eternity
    ,infinity and just in case you didn’t know forever
    is a very lllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
    Time .
    And that’s about all that I can think of that hasn’t been said
    Now I’d just like to metion my two fav comments
    1.steamy cock(yes someone put that really)
    2.the one about that if cristianity is true therel
    Be more people outside of heaven so we could rise up
    And over throw god pretty easily if we need to

    Ramen Enjoy the stale beer

    • Atsap Revol says:

      If you had a brain, you wouldn’t be bored. You are basically an illiterate dumb ass, but maybe you will learn better spelling and grammar in the fourth grade this year. We will pray for you.

      Ramen

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      “Your screwed two”. Brilliant! The densest example of functional illiteracy ever!

  4. Saint Jimmy says:

    i dont know if you realize how offensive that letter is but intelligent design is just as much bullshit to us Atheists and such as evoulution is to you. you CANNOT preach tolerence if ya dont practice it you hypocrital idiot. also church of FSM isnt true Athiesm. and as for the intelligence jab. i have an IQ equal to that of Albert Einstein and im hardcore Atheist. so dont even try to call us stupid. did you know that gravity is a theory? do you not believe in that either? stop forming opinions on us. not all Athiests, Agnostics or whatevers are the same. we are fucking PEOPLE. Homo Sapians. we are all different with a little different opionions about life, morals etc… like everyone else and good luck getting your god to knock some sense into us sinners oh righteous one. by the way. why is YOUR god real and everyone elses fake? thats kinda arrogant doncha think? of course you dont. you worship a ZOMBIE named Jesus. who i will admit had some good morals, but is dead. sorry. and your version of god is incapable of love and just as arrogant and self-centered as you are.

    • Atsap Revol says:

      St. Jimmy,
      -
      In my “opionion [sic]” you have an IQ somewhat less than Albert Einstein. That’s based on your spelling and grammar, you twit.

      • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

        Also an IQ less than that of Norman Einstein, his dumber little brother.

  5. Wil says:

    Ma’am, with all due respect, your logic is flawed. Your god is supposed to be forgiving. So, if there is a god, don’t you think he might forgive someone of their disbelief? Or are you too blinded by the dogma to think straight?

  6. CaptainJackPasta says:

    We Pastafarians believe as you do that if we are wrong who cares. If we are wrong you “God” will allow you into your heaven and you will be rewarded for your true devotion. However, you will not have strippers and beer.

    The almighty FSM does love you Carly, even if you don’t know it yet.

    May pasta be with you all,

    Ramen,

  7. Blackbeard says:

    well this is a little condescending, i believe you said:

    “at least we lived a life worthy of something. We had something to look forward to”

    and:

    “What did you live for? Advancement of human life? By what? Living for yourself; living according to your own standards. In my opinion, your religion (yes, atheism is a religion) is selfish and irresponsible.”

    so Christians live for something worthwhile, while atheists are selfish people with nothing to live for. Nice. Selfishness has nothing to do with religion. I admit, some people can be selfish, but that is completely unaffected by religion.

    Also, you said that “Intelligent design has just as much (if not more) merit as the evolutionary theory. ” when intelligent design has next to none. ok, maybe someone did write a book around 2000 years ago, but other than that, no. Am I supposed to believe that a giant man from the sky came down and gave us some rules? i don’t think so. And you say that “Evolution is a theory: it hasn’t been proven.” The last time i checked, we still have dogs. you know, those four-legged animals that we have in our houses? Evolution is FACT. Believe what you want, but i do urge you to consider the information here.

    (oh, and atheism isn’t a religion, it is the state of belonging to no religion. if you disagree, type ‘atheism’ into Word, then type ‘christianity’ ***Pay Attention To Case*** You will notice that some red squiggles will appear under ‘christianity’ while they wont under ‘atheism’ Word will correct ‘christianity’ to ‘Christianity’ because it is a religion, while ‘atheism’ is unaltered.)

    • Blackbeard says:

      Word might capitalize atheism if it is the first thing you type, as it would be the beginning of a sentence, type something else first. try Dogma, that should be familiar, and it will ensure the accuracy of the experiment.

  8. FSM supporter says:

    Dear Carly, you like almost every other creationist has fallen into the misunderstanding of the word theory. The theory of Evolution is a scientific theory, this is not to be confused with the general meaning of the word. A scientific theory means that there’s so much evidence supporting it that for it not to be true would be criminal however they have yet to find the one piece of the puzzle that can confirm it as completely fact. However this does not mean that some parts of Evolution do not contain any fact, for instance alleles changing over a period of time, that is a fact.

    Thanks for your time in posting, but please do some research on Evolution before using it in your argument.

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