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FSM in Tonga

Published April 23rd, 2010 by user-submitted

I am a devotees of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if for no other reason than His brilliant insight that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking number of Pirates since the 1800s. We are proud to dedicate our regular Correlation of the week to this observation, and on my recent trip to Tonga, He showed me that He is pleased with our work.

On walking through a cemetery in the Tongan capital Nuku’alofa, I spotted the following dedication to His Noodliness. Whilst Christianity is by far the major religion in Tonga, there seems to be evidence that the FSM church is working with both Christianity and the traditional culture, and growing in the South Pacific – the very place that global warming and rising sea-levels will have the biggest effect, and therefore the greatest need for pirates.

Then during the night I awoke and managed to snap this quick photo as He appeared to me from our fale roof. You can clearly see His glory shining through.

I like to think He is happy with our spreading of His word through Correlation of the week. More on this story here: http://www.mrscienceshow.com/2009/09/flying-spaghetti-monster-appearance-in.html



2 Responses to “FSM in Tonga”

  1. Diego says:

    Arghh! Good work lad. Now all Tonga needs is some more buccaneers. The Noodly One is grateful for your deeds.

    Pasta be with you.

  2. Darwinfish says:

    I love it. I’m totally making one of those!

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