You poke fun at God and are a disgrace to him and religion. You need to repent and ask for his forgiveness. You should be ashamed of the trash you write and your completely unfunny cartoons. What you call religion, looks like something for four and five year olds. God has reserved a special place for people like you and it is in a very warm climate, and you will be on vacation for eternity. You will have allot of company with you and that is your so called fans. May God have mercy on all of your souls !
-Annie
Love it!!! I’m just wondering why someone like Annie (that is clearly of the “Cristian” faith) would post a comment at all. I mean, if she’s soooo offended by FSM, then what the hell was she doing checking it out in the first place? That’s like a pedophile trolling for saplings on the internet, and leaving a message about how offended they are when they actually found kiddie porn! Seems to me, if she was so secure in her beliefs, she wouldn’t have to go surfing the net for options that ultimately only make her feel guilty about it… then seek some sort of redemption by posting her offenses. I mean really Annie, I’ve never went to god.com and left derogatory messages on your stupid board about all the so-called “justified” incest, rape, murder, etc. you have in your little book of fantasy! I’m not sure here, but Anners, but I don’t think a single person has been murdered in the name of His Noodleness. Can your “religion” say that? I didn’t think so. Now go Annie… go get your gun! Be-awwtch!!!
plumberbob – are you sick of sounding like a very well spoken and educated broken record yet? :)
Mr, Cooper, CF and phyve – HAHAHAHHAHAAHA!!!!! (awesome suggestion shelldigger)
As for you Annie. If I were you I would be ashamed of being such a petty, judgmental, bigot who is conceited enough to think that she has all the correct answers and no one else in the world can possibly be right if they disagree with you. It is children who run around threatening people when they don’t do what they want and throw temper tantrums when people disagree with them. So, even though we are not poking fun at Christianity in particular, you are just reaffirming why I am no longer one. I, personally, despise all religions having to do with bowing to the will of an invisible deity so your empty threats of a “warm place”… yeah. You are seriously overestimating your ability to intimidate me.
Onto a question to promote a more educated discussion now that Annie has been thoroughly destroyed. Since our sense of pain is directly connected to our nervous system, and therefore is a bodily function; if we do have souls would it be possible to feel any type of pain since there is no brain to send the electrical signals of pain to nerves because there is no longer a body, only a “consciousness” or energy? And what of emotions? Are those tied to physical causes or could a consciousness with no body experience them?
Annie,
Your zealous headlong gallop into a worthless defense of religion reminds me of something one might see on the TV show “Jackass.“ Sadly this does little to arouse my intellect. Please discontinue any attempt to consider religion in a realistic context, as you will realize after the fact that not I, nor other Pastafarians, owe your god any measure of fear, regret, repentance, or love. Perhaps then you would grace us with your permission to think freely.
RAmen
No, no, no!
We poke fun at religious people!
Poking fun at god would be like punching the air.
Sweet! I’ll see you all at the beach!
Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. I am not afraid.
- Marcus Aurelius
If there was a god, and he gave a damn what was said about him, Pat Robertson’s head would have exploded and the bone fragments would have killed Glenn Beck.
“What you call religion, looks like something for four and five year olds.”
She doesn’t give you much credit. I would say that this looks at least something for six and seven years old. Oh one more thing to keep in mind if she is right there ain’t no airconditioning in H E double toothpicks.
Now go eat your pasta.