You poke fun at God and are a disgrace to him and religion. You need to repent and ask for his forgiveness. You should be ashamed of the trash you write and your completely unfunny cartoons. What you call religion, looks like something for four and five year olds. God has reserved a special place for people like you and it is in a very warm climate, and you will be on vacation for eternity. You will have allot of company with you and that is your so called fans. May God have mercy on all of your souls !
-Annie
I think most of us agree when I say, may God have mercy on your soul. And may pesto be upon all “people like you.”
Here, Annie – take a look in this mirror.
“What you call religion, looks like something for four and five year olds.”
Also, there’s a bit of a logical disconnect between “God has reserved a special place for people like you and it is in a very warm climate, and you will be on vacation for eternity” and “May God have mercy on all of your souls”, don’t you think? Not like there’s anything logical about believing in magic in the first place…
RAmen
ET
My poor niave Annie. Have you ever considered that the God you believe in isn’t that petty? There are murderers, rapists, child molesters, crooks and other evil people in the world. I seriously doubt he looks at that and then looks at us and says “Hmmm, well this person’s never really hurt anyone, but they didn’t attend mass every Sunday and swallow the ten commandments,” If you think you’re going to heaven for saying that, you obviously didn’t think this through very well. Nobody’s perfect, and I’m sure if there is a God, he realizes that.
OMFSM! I could be wrong here, but i’m quite happy believing in the FSM, you’re quite happy believing in your God so what gives you the right to come on here and try to change that?
So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck into the front of his pants. The bartender says hey pirate, do you know you have a steering wheel stuck into the front of your pants? The pirate say yes, its driving me nuts! Arrrrg!
Try Pirate Jokers.net
Poke fun at God? You’ve got to be kidding. We take our God very seriously.
We just don’t beleive in your religion or persecution and killing in the nake of God. None of us have ever killed in the name ofGod.
Can you say the same thing?
Ok, Annie, what makes our religion any stranger than yours?
What makes it any worse?
We have never organized military crusades or large genocides, as opposed to almost every other religion ever invented. We have never tried to force our beliefs on anyone else, unlike you. We have never threatened someone with a severe punishment for not following our bible to the letter.
So please tell me, what makes us so terrible?
We are not poking fun at God; we are poking fun at people like you who are arrogant enough to think that their every action must be right because they think they have God on their side. Get over yourself, Annie, you’re not special enough for the all-powerful creator of the universe to favor over all of us “heathens”.
RAmen, and my the FSM bless you ;)
-Sarah