You poke fun at God

Published March 13th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

You poke fun at God and are a disgrace to him and religion. You need to repent and ask for his forgiveness. You should be ashamed of the trash you write and your completely unfunny cartoons. What you call religion, looks like something for four and five year olds. God has reserved a special place for people like you and it is in a very warm climate, and you will be on vacation for eternity. You will have allot of company with you and that is your so called fans. May God have mercy on all of your souls !
-Annie



380 Responses to “You poke fun at God”

  1. OOHSUITUSIR says:

    Why are pirates such devoted devotee of the spaghetti god?

    because they ARRRRRRRHHHHH!

  2. Henrik says:

    Annie:
    I’d like to point out a flaw in your argument:

    You basically say that we will all go to hell, even though you phrased it nicer. But then you whish that your god (yea, no capital g here…) will have mercy on us. The same god that will send us to hell shall have mercy on us… Then why can’t he just refrain from sending us to hell in the first place?
    Please elaborate.

    /Concerned pastafarian

  3. Phyve says:

    @#5 Shelldigger

    How do pirates get around on land?
    They drive a carrrrrrr!

    What do pirates see when they look up at the sky?
    Starrrrrrrrrrs!

    What do pirates use to measure their ships?
    Yarrrrrred sticks!!!

    What is a pirate’s favorite ice cream?
    Vanilla…… Yarrrr!!!

  4. hotclaws says:

    Eternal vacation in a nice ,warm place forever? Sounds like a good deal to me.

  5. Gwen says:

    “God has reserved a special place for people like you and it is in a very warm climate, and you will be on vacation for eternity.”
    EXCELLENT! When does my plane leave?

  6. Bobby says:

    Oh yeah, an undead jewish zombie is SOO much more realistic. I love these hate mails :).

  7. plumberbob says:

    Dearest Annie,

    You’ve come to our website for the express purpose of being offended by our faith. Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:

    1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.

    2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.

    3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.

    Maybe you’d be more at home with this religion:

    CHRISTIANITY: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically tell him he’s your master, all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
    MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

    Perhaps you go to the websites of other faith groups whose deities have at least as much evidence for existence as does yours; There is not one shred of proof for the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; there is equally no evidence for the existence of any other deity. The evidence which we are seeking conforms to the rules of evidence used in the scientific method as to demonstrability, repeatability, testability, and others. All deities, to be proven to exist must conform to the same rules of provability.

    RAmen

  8. ATSAP REVOL says:

    Well, Annie, I don’t have allot to say. Your message is allot of the same old BS, but you at least write allot more intelligently than the average hatemailer. Eternity is allot of time, but at least I will spend it with allot of people who think allot like me. That will be allot better than being surrounded by allot of Christian hypocrites.
    -
    With allot of love,
    ATSAP

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