You poke fun at God and are a disgrace to him and religion. You need to repent and ask for his forgiveness. You should be ashamed of the trash you write and your completely unfunny cartoons. What you call religion, looks like something for four and five year olds. God has reserved a special place for people like you and it is in a very warm climate, and you will be on vacation for eternity. You will have allot of company with you and that is your so called fans. May God have mercy on all of your souls !
-Annie
You poke fun at God
Published March 13th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson
Filed under Hate Mail (and concerned criticism)
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hey snake eyes yous the devil! lol. ur a nockalook lady. first degree craazy.
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On the plus side, we will actually be on vacation where you will be stranded in the clouds ’cause your plane broke down! Killing Jesus was the best thing the Jews ever done. Go Jews!
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Yeah, hell is pretty warm this time of year.
I want to go on a vacation to hell… because Canada is too fracking cold :P
Hell seems so bad to so many, but to many Canadians, it sounds like paradise…
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Hell yes! I want an eternal vacation! Where is it, Cali? Cabo? Hawaii? Well, I’ll tell you when I get there, because a vacation spot this nice will surely have internet.
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BWAAAAHAHAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! This site is GREAT! Just found it today, and even though I know this will get lost amongst the many replies to this lunatic, I was laughing so hard, I just had to add to the chorus. Simply hilarious… Thanks for the laugh Annie.
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LOL Represent Truth! We don’t need to mock religions, they do it on their own! I mean, seriously, A magical talking bush? A talking Goat?? All the animals on a boat? The only reason I want some people to be religious is to make me laugh and feel better about myself. :D
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206 Represent Truth?!
Bad parenting is saddling your kids with fear and ignorance of other points of view. Most people on this site are very respectful to those that are respectful to them. I have seen plenty of Christians mocking other religions, less so from my atheist/humanist friends who tend to be a lot more thoughtful.
Christians that use the Burn in Hell story to push their agenda have little room to criticize the use of much less damaging tools, such as satire. OK to go stomping on the atheists, the Muslims, Buddhists, but how dare point out the weakness in MY belief. The “truth” RT, is in science classrooms not adulterated with religious belief. Science by definition is what we can observe, and some of us who appreciate truth don’t want to see science class turn into a popularity contest for personal belief
A lot of the Christians in my neck of the woods are the first to point out that they are armed and dangerous when politics aren’t going their way. Bobby didn’t go to the school board guns blazing or Timothy McVeigh the place. He made his point in the most peaceful, least threatening way, and it was effective enough that were are still here talking it out now. What would you have us do? Acting like the Christians I know would start a freaking war.
You think this website isn’t funny but agree with the clown that wrote to joke about us burning in hell? Christian humor, it’s really, really funny. Eternal torture for those who made an honest try with the minds and skills God gave them, and guessed wrong. Don’t belittle our purpose or our humor, you have neither.
Thank you at least for not adding the usual insincere “pray for your soul” line like the clown above did.
My children by the way, are welcome everywhere, even where others are not, because of the courtesy and respect they display. I have never gotten a single complaint from the school, but many raves. They are both honor role students, happy and interested little readers. I’d like to keep it that way. So keep your hell to yourself.
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To RepressedTruth post 206
Would you rather us kill in the same way other religions do? My morals (yes atheists have them too) tell me that’s wrong and mocking far less aggressive!
And yes we do find other religions funny, mainly because you wholeheartedly believe in something that you have no prove of just because your parents told you its true and let’s not forget that in some religions you face rejection from your family if you do not comply. Now you said something about bad parenting?
PS I liked the way you berated us for mocking religion and then promptly went on to mock us, very funny.
G
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woo hoo. I get a vacation!!! I hope it’s at one of those all-inclusive resorts. Went on one for my honeymoon and they had a swim-up bar. A SWIM UP BAR!! can you believe it? I saw people pounding the drinks and nobody ever got out. Thank goodness it was in Jamaica or I might have questioned the warmth of the water.
As for this website looking like it was “created by a cooperation of kindergartners who have been growing up with bad parenting”….well, now you know what your kids do while you’re away thumping bibles.
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206 – RepresentTruth
We’re not making fun. We’re not mocking religion”s” (like how you made that plural). It’s not juvenile humor.
It’s not about attacking religion but about defending the scientific process, and I promise you there are people who believe in God who appreciate this site. It’s a clever satirization of “intelligent design” and the questions it raises are legitimate concerns, that can’t simply be written off as “not funny”.
How are our beliefs about the FSM different, or less true, than the IDer’s beliefs about God?
See, the Truth is something we’re still trying to figure out. Jesus had something to say about humility, if I recall, and saying that you know The TRUTH is kind of a lot like very much saying that you are God. If you’re not omnipotent, I don’t know how you could know the Truth. Not the whole Truth.
To the mere mortals who believe in what the FSM has to say, we cannot represent the Truth just by stating what the Truth is. Finding it is a process.
It’s not funny. Some have made a mockery of a legitimate quest for Truth, and tried to substitute it with disingenuous proposal for what they want the truth to be.
-UL
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A warm vacation really? Oh, and by the way “Annie” (if that is your real name) i do not like plagiarism. You quite obviously copyed and pasted that from a christian website that i have visited and changed it to be bad about His Starchyness.
You poke fun at The Flying Spaghetti Monster and are a disgrace to him and religion. You need to repent and ask for his forgiveness. You should be ashamed of the trash you write and your completely unfunny cartoons. What you call religion, looks like something for four and five year olds. The Flying Spaghetti Monster has reserved a special place for people like you and its on the very far side of the table, next to all the veggies and other lesser pasta’s that have sinned. You will have allot of company with you and that is your so called fans. May The Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on all of your souls!
-PlateOfHisStarchyness
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@ 206 – RepresentTruth -,
Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:
1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.
2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.
3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.
Now let’s get down to theology. All theology is made up by people. Those people are frightened to death of the unknown. You must realize that Eve’s “sin” was the realization that death is inevitable. The self-appointed priests write the books that maintain the fear. The priests keep that pot stirred-up so that fools like you keep pouring your money into their pockets; they need to keep their lifestyle and their supply of choirboys intact for their pleasure. They don’t want you to know what the book really says, otherwise you probably wouldn’t be sufficiently scared of it anymore.
Throw off your blinders! You’ve been lied to by authority figures for years!
RAmen
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“God has reserved a special place for people like you and it is in a very warm climate, and you will be on vacation for eternity. You will have allot of company with you and that is your so called fans.”
/satire
I believe we have found a prophet! I’ll follow anyone who promises me a warm vacation for eternity. This is a formal motion to vote Annie a prophet of the FSM for telling us of this fantastic afterlife.
@14- Sean Boyd: I think you are a lesser prophet for making the existence of the mai-tais known.
Thank you both (Annie and Sean) for restoring meaning to my life which had been empty of meaning since I figured out that Christianity was BS.
/end satire
See? I clearly labeled the part that Christians will have trouble with. If that isn’t loving my neighbor, I don’t know what is. On a serious note, Annie, you really should take a careful look at your priorities. If you are more concerned with a god, then you might want to look at the world and decide whether your time might be better spent there.
Feather
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@RepresentTruth (#206)
Hey, Reppy baby, lighten up! Surely you understand that the whole point of this is to goad sanctimonious religious fanatics into rushing onstage, screaming, with their pants down around their ankles? That’s the way kindergarteners with bad parenting get their kicks!
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206 – RepresentTruth – May 5th, 2010
– What truth do you claim to represent exactly? Can you offer proof of this truth?
AMEN!
– No, no, no. RAmen.
This website is a disgrace, and It’s not funny at all. It’s mocking religions.
– Disgrace to what? We have just as much proof as you do.
This indeed does look like a religion made for those atheists who think its funny to make fun of other religions.
– Not really one for insulting people if all you can say is the same thing repeatedly in a different way.
This looks like it was created by a cooperation of kindergartners who have been growing up with bad parenting.
– Well, normally kindergartners are just learning cooperation and most likely wouldn’t have been able to come up with this brilliant idea. I consider bad parenting those adults who refuse to teach their children to think for themselves and just ingest the lies that their pastors tell them. Yes, lies. Your pastor is fully aware of the multiple contradictions in Jesus’s life story and just doesn’t tell you about them. However, if you actually read the bible then you would see it for yourself. So, it appears that you had some pretty bad parents.
I am assuming that you worship the sky zombie. I could be wrong, but you appear to bleat like the rest of those sheep. But the biggest point is that you do not have the right to not be offended, so get over it.
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I almost hope her god is real! That hell sounds nice, like Hawaii or something…
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Wow I’m impressed. You know so much about what god is going to do! Does he share his plans with you in your dreams? Tell me more about this “special place” that he’s going to send us to. How is it special? Or is it just you know…normal hell?
Will it show oprah winfrey 24 hrs a day?
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214 Apprentice Fredrick – That is the best reply I have ever read. I wish that could be sent as the stock answer to nearly every hate mail post. I deeply enjoyed that heartfelt laugh – because the best joke is an overlooked obvious truth.
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May he have mercy on us by sending us to hell? 2+2=5.
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Will God cover the airfare to this warm climate? The FSM would.
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I still love how every Christian, upon taking offence at something, will threaten an atheist (or FSMer) to this place they call hell, have the intelligence to see that, being athiests, we dont believe in gods, therefore i think its fair to assume that we dont believe in some big red dude under our feet thats gonna shove red hot pokers up our asses for eternity. We dont need such threats to keep us moral we have, get this, ‘morals’. To be honest, these threats and such aren’t really doing the trick on you guys, though, only 2% of american prison inmates are athiests, the vast majority are christian. Well done, score.
Oh, btw, do they have any drinks deals on this vacation?
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What! Are you critising what others believe for no good reason? Has your supreme deity given you the right to curse? It seems your god is not so peaceful at all, giving his followers the right to curse and defile this peaceful site. We worship who we want, and we don’t care what people think about purity, flames, brimstone, evolution, clouds, evil angels and lakes filled with fire.
As said in the gospel: the word purity is meant for spring water, not for humans.
If your God exist and he sends me to a place with fire and demons, so be it, but at least I published my opinion.
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How will God have mercy on my soul if he’s already “reserved a special place ” for me?
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@ becca -223-:
Don’t worry. Your words aren’t deleted. All you have to do is click to view. They wouldn’t delete your words. Your idiocy amuses them. And me. You don’t seem like you are debating anything at all, merely repeating verses from a book over and over again. But if you want to debate, honestly debate. Why, becca, should we believe your Bible instead of other holy books? Why do you believe your Bible? Those are not questions that you can answer with “The Bible tells me so.” . And if you try it, your logic will be ripped to shreds like the thinnest paper you can imagine in the hands of the worlds strongest person. So easily.
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“…and the FSM said, ‘let there be sauce’. and there was sauce.” RAmen.
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Please don’t worship and invisible, bearded, sky zombie…
And I noticed that Christians like you who come to this website have absolutely no clue what the fuck is actually going on, and still have no idea how to offer proof or facts to back up your claims. The comments don’t show because we have read them and rated them “thumbs down” for ‘you are a moron, STFU’. I assure you we read them though. Unlike you and your bible, which you have obviously never read. Check out Deut 25:11-12, Leviticus 12:2 (god hates women), and Deuteronomy chapter 13… Great read, especially if you enjoy worshiping an insecure deity. Here he orders that unbelievers be put to death. Great read there your buybull…
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#223 becca: That is why it says “click here to see.” The process of HIDING (as opposed to deleting) is automatic due to reader response. Noone is out to get you.
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Annie, I’m so happy that you posted your little comment. I would like to broaden the mind of some of you God-Worshiping people out there. The things written on this site and the cartoons provided are funny, you simply so not have a sense of humor. I don’t know why anyone would want to believe in a God that would send anyone to hell. Why would you believe in someone/thing who could be so hateful? Don’t you only want a diety to love you and respect you no matter what? And if your talking about Hell as that warm climate that we are all going to be Va-Kaying at I think you should get your facts straight. Hell is suppose to be the absence of light, love, warmth, comfort, so don’t you think it would make more sense if hell was really an icy mass that is left without those four things? Just food for thought.
Personally, I don’t even believe in hell. And I don’t think some God judges us by the way we live on this plane. My Goddess protects me on earth, will guide me though the energies thrown at me. But in the end it’s how I lived my life and how well I thought I did. I will be able to create my own heaven/hell by how my spirit remembers my life here. And if I didn’t do such a hot job I’m free to recycle my soul into a new life and take up new experiences. Thats how I see it all.
Peace&Love to everyone! We all chose what we want.
Ann
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Annie. Who are you to judge someone and decide he goes to hell? Are you that close to Him that you can speak for him?
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Are you the same Annie who tried to masquerade as an atheist in a later poll (the one about respect)? Or have some of us swayed you into renouncing your Bronze Age superstitions?
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I doubt four and five year olds would create a religion with a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
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Depends on the 5 year old. I for one was a very naughty child. Might have had something to do with a Father that would let me swipe swigs of beer and a Grandfather that had an extensive pin-up collection.
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Annie – what a silly girl you are hun. why is your god better that the FSM, or more believeable for that matter? And who are you to pass judgement?? Doesn’t your little book say that that right is reserved for the almighty? Sounds like you may be looking for a ticket to the very place you claim to condem others….
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Oh WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW lmao
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Annie, get a life and stop being so fucking ignorant. You sicken me. K thanks. Bye.
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I hate people like this who say just give up and suck it. These people treat the universe like it’s a game of Sims for fucks sakes. God just sits in front of his PC and fucks with everybody’s lives, woohoo! If you got your head out your cunt and stop relishing in that fake ass pleasure “god” gives you and you’d look at the world and see what a tragedy it is, you’d think there’s no god too. Look at some parts of Africa and Asia and look at the past ever since Christianity was created (which wasn’t that long ago) and saw the way shit was for real, maybe you’d see your clip your self righteous angel wings and realize you’re on Earth and not a fluffy-ass-cloud.
Also on a more personal note, if you just sat and though about the other hundreds or thousands of religions humans have created over the past 100.000 years or so, how might one think that just one of them is right. That’s like saying that looking at your yard and staring at all the blades of grass (each one slightly different than another) and choosing one at random that was close to you and saying, “This is the best fucking blade of grass in the world. I must show this to everyone and convince all others that I am correct because I feel so right about it. Now I must go get my meds for my schizophrenia because I forgot to take them earlier.” Then you realize you took the last of your pills yesterday. Then you decide to get them after you convinced everyone that your blade of grass is best.
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