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Talented Child

Published March 10th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I only stumbled across your site a few weeks ago, but am pleased to report that my daughter, Ember, who is 18 months old, appears to have found His Noodliness on her own. She recently brought her first drawing home from daycare, and who should feature right in the centre but FSM Himself!

I shall of course encourage her continued faith and bring her up as a good, decent, Pastafarian.

Regards,

Renée
Pastafarian in Training



11 Responses to “Talented Child”

  1. Darlene says:

    May Ember never be forsaken by His Noodly Goodness.

  2. Prophet of Pasta says:

    Per….Perhaps your son is the one we’ve been looking for!

  3. Not so hairless Ape says:

    That looks to be a mountain off to the left or perhaps a beer volcano. Is that a stripper pole next to it?

    And a sun and stars in the lower left. Surely this budding artist has a grasp of cosmology as well!

  4. Tracy says:

    Ember has obviously been chosen as a portal for communications from His Noodliness.
    See the letters I and M. This might be interpreted “I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster.”

    Chills!

  5. acuvue oasys rebates says:

    A masterpiece!

  6. Iamtheoneyourelookingfor says:

    Iamtoofreetodowhateverstupidthingyouwantmetodo

    noletmedomyownthing

    Beautiful homework

    Praise Emberrrr

    Grrrr

    Don’t be proud of Gods

    Creation that isn’t you but your child

    Stop flaunting your stupid replies you other meNSA speaking repliers

  7. Myk3y says:

    Is this a coincidence or the work of a prophet?

  8. Wow... says:

    This is retarded.

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