You are the most sick

Published February 4th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

You are the most sick, fucked up, twisted, inbreed, stupid son of a fucking whore bitch I have ever seen in my entire life. You need to seek mental help. I think you have smoked to much crack and done to much acid. Although you do have a right to religion, BUT, your religion is not recognized by the government simply because it is purely fucking stupidity. You will burn in fucking hell the rest of your god damn life you piece of shit fucking inbreed fuck!

Cody [xxxxxxx]
[xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx] College

Note – As a rule, I don’t post the identities of the hate-mailers but this guy was all for it — “Please do because my peers are on level with me on how fucking stupid you non sense bull shit is.”

Fair enough.

Update 2/4 – I found another message Cody sent me on Facebook:

Wow dude you have to be one of the gayest fucking faggots in the world. FSM is not a religion. Get off you lazy ass, wash your pits and bum hole you stinky fucking acid dropping hippie. And quit fucking your sister and the goats you kidnap so you can stop filling the world with smelly fucking hippie retards like yourself. have a nice day:)
[Cody]

I was not disappointed by Cody’s facebook page [Link Removed *]. An excerpt,

I’ve made great achievements and done many great things with my life and traveled the world. I can’t fit all my awards, achievements, and credentials on all four walls of my room. I dont mean to brag but with all that under my belt, who wouldn’t. I enjoy helping people and changing lives. I guess I seem to worry about others before I do myself. But thats another thing for God to look upon for me.

Update 2/5 – I woke up to find a pile of emails from Cody. Most angry and threatening. Legal threats, mainly. Let me just say this, to Cody: If you send a screaming rant to a stranger, be aware they have the right to publish those rants. I didn’t pluck your nonsense messages out of the ether, you sent them to me. I’m well within my rights to post those messages for the world to see.

However, in amongst those emails I found an apology, so I believe there is some humanity in Cody, and I do have some pity. I have no wish to publicly out him for the intolerant things he said. For that reason, I’m going to anonymize his last name and remove the name of his school. The post will remain but his identity will be obscured for his own protection.

Internet, perhaps you can give Cody another chance.

Update 2/5, 7pm – Wow, I’ve received a lot of emails about this post. I’ll see if I can answer some questions.

First, let me add some more messages from Cody. I assume he sent this one after he saw this post:

Hell no. Do you realize how much trouble you can be in for using my name on a website like you have or publicly identifying me?
[Cody]

And then:

A complaint has been filed with the Federal Trade Commission on your violation of internet privacy laws.
[Cody]

And then after that:

So I just found out that youre a french fucking jew. Thats why you live on an island because youre a coward. Thats what french are known for pussy ass cowards.
[Cody]

Ok, some answers. I don’t know whether Cody knows I removed his last name and school from his messages, and I don’t think it matters.

I post hate-mails mainly because it’s of interest and relevant to the Pastafarian community. And a lot of us are entertained by them.

I generally don’t post the full identify of the hate-mailers. I don’t think it accomplishes much. When I do, it’s often because they’ve told me to do it.

Inevitably after that, they demand their message be removed, and usually there’s a legal threat of some type. Legal threats don’t bother me, but something else does – this belief that the world owes it to them to look the other way.

I want to say this to the hate-mailers: You’re not anonymous. When you attack us with hate and threats, we have the right to tell the world. We don’t have to protect your identity, we don’t owe you a thing. When we grant you mercy, when we hide your identity because you are rightly ashamed of what you’ve said, it’s a respect that you haven’t earned; it’s just an act of mercy. As to your wrongly assumed right to privacy, maybe an analogy will help: If I see you kicking a dog on the street and tell the world, your reputation will likely be injured by that information becoming public, your livelihood may face serious consequences. But understand this: your act was the cause.

I guess that’s all. Oh, regarding his last message – I’m neither French nor Jewish, but I do live on an island, not that it matters.



339 Responses to “You are the most sick”

  1. theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

    “You will burn in fucking hell the rest of your god damn life”.
    Hmmm, according to your heavily flawed theology, my life will be over BEFORE I reach hell.
    Kind of an empty promise here, Cody.

  2. wpolscemamymocneseo says:

    Mate, you should be a writer. Your text is so interesting. You should do it for a living

  3. historic american flags for sale says:

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  4. Elli Jessee says:

    You could definitely see your expertise in the work you write. The sector hopes for even more passionate writers such as you who are not afraid to mention how they believe. At all times go after your heart.

  5. Grace says:

    UHHHHHHHHHH CHURCH OF THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER ! you guys are DUMB people . Are you trying to make FUN OF GOD ! HUUUUHHHH ! Why would you have a flying spaghetti monster when you eat spaghetti dumb faaaggss …… SERIOUSLY if you guys continue with this , gods going to punish you . i’m fricken serious , you guys are stupiddddddddddd ! change now or go to hell ? wooooowww hahahahahahahahaha i’m just LAUGHING OUT LOUD . This is too funny LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!
    You guys are not showing a good thing to childrens . Whatever do whatever you want to do, don’t blame anyone if you not go to heaven. BYEEE DUMMY’S !

    • TiltedHorizon says:

      How come someone who calls themselves “grace” is not able to display any? Instead Grace falls far from her namesake.
      To answer your questions …

      …are we making fun of god? Nope. Making ‘fun’ usually involves pointing fingers and laughing, followed with sneers and name calling. It would look a lot like your post.

      … We don’t actually worship spaghetti, its satire. You would have to be mentally dysfunctional to not see this.

      … We fall into various categories of belief but generally, we don’t believe what you believe, therefore threats of hell don’t work on us. Because of how you are acting Santa won’t bring you any presents this year. Are you angry that Santa has deemed you naughty? Of course not, why? (cause you don’t believe in him.)

      Before I wrap up, if you are going to post insults which try to undermine intelligence, make an effort to display more than a little mental muscle. There is just so much wrong in your post that I have to assume it was originally written in crayon.

    • plumberbob says:

      @ Grace,

      Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:

      1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.

      2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.

      3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.

      Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
      H. L. Mencken
      US editor (1880 – 1956 )

      I propose a new rule: from now on, anyone who worships a dude who spent His entire adult life hanging out with a dozen other guys, was known to be kissed by them and wash their feet, and is frequently portrayed in a nearly-nude S&M glamour shot, isn’t allowed to have a problem with gay people. Sound fair?

      RAmen

    • Keith says:

      Grace,
      I work with children who, by virtue of the fact that they are refugees, have not learned English from birth. Their English expression is superior to yours.

    • Steve says:

      Grace’s note was all rainbows and unicorns until the end…
      I can tolerate a great deal of illiterate rambling, but the reckless use of an apostrophe gets my dander up every time!

  6. Tyger says:

    Dear Cody: I am, in fact, entertained by your hate mail. But as Bobby pointed out, 1) you wanted him to put your name up, and 2) it’s not like you never sent those messages. My own points are: 1) What’s wrong with GLTBQ folks, 2) do you know the original meaning of the word faggot, and 3) are you a Nazi? Seriously, dude, what’s wrong with Jews?

    • Tyger says:

      If you don’t know what faggot means, it is this: a piece of wood used to start a fire. feel smart now, Cody?

      • Thomas L. Nielsen says:

        According to http://www.thefreedictionary.com, “faggot” can also be “a ball of chopped meat, usually pork liver, bound with herbs and bread and eaten fried” or even needlework, as in “to do faggoting on (a garment, piece of cloth, etc.)”.

        Regards & all, rAmen and Arrr,

        Thomas L. Nielsen
        Linguistic Linguini International
        Luxembourg Office

        • Keith says:

          Yes: we used to have faggots and peas when I was a kid.

  7. Pastor di Semola de Grano Duro says:

    Sometimes you see on the homepage, someone who comments on an old piece of hatemail that hasn’t been seen for a while by most and never by some.

    I am one of the latter, as I have only been a true Pastafarian for about eight months. It’s great to look at this stuff, you can see an evolution in the contributions of regulars in later posts. One thing that remains consistent however is the amount of sheer nutjobs that Xtianity in particular seems to harbour.

    I’ve met a lot of great Xtians in my time. A lot of these have been Catholics, as that is the strain of Xtianity I was ‘indoctrined’ in. Most of these are humble, friendly lay people who work for organisations like St Vincent de Paul or the Salvos. They would never curse or swear at someone because their beliefs were different. They do their work, in the belief that their God has wanted them to follow such a path, or because they just want to do some good for society, helping people with a greater need than themselves. The Uniting and Anglican churches are good at this too. Funnily enough, the ones who badger us the most, Mormons and Jo Ho’s, are quite light on in this department and seem to devote most of their funding within themselves, producing glossy brochures and books to bombard us with while tithing their flock of a percentage of their earnings to produce more glossy brochures and spend more time hounding people.

    Then you get people like Cody, engaging in completely unnecessary attacks on people through emails and Our Virtual Church. Bobby showed Cody a lot more courtesy than I would have, I’m afraid, and it is a credit to Bobby that he reacted the way he has. This bloke is a card carrying knuckle dragger.

    Since starting to post here and visit this site I have gained a great insight into how the truly narrow minded Xtians work, and they do not hesitate to breach the tenets apparently held in such high esteem. It’s good that you are fond of yourself Cody because if that is the way you carry yourself in real life, you wouldn’t have a great deal of friends I would imagine.

  8. Hyperpsyched says:

    I do not know very much about Pastafarianism but I like pasta, and pirates (well maybe not pirates sooooo much) and that pretty much makes me a Pastafarian prophet. So… what Pastafarianism is really missing in my opinion (ignorant of the deeper mysteries of Pastafarianism as I am) is an analog to hell. So having JUST received a vision from the FSM Himself (I know!) I have seen the Pastafarian Hell-Type-Thing and it is a kind of dark place, sort of smelly, and a place where you must incessantly eat broccoli that has been boiled far far too long; and no, you get no cheese sauce… and certainly no pasta. I hope you hate broccoli Cody.

    At this point I could claim to be a splinter religious group of Pastafarianism but my web design skills are weak. I therefore excommunicate myself.

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