You are the most sick

Published February 4th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

You are the most sick, fucked up, twisted, inbreed, stupid son of a fucking whore bitch I have ever seen in my entire life. You need to seek mental help. I think you have smoked to much crack and done to much acid. Although you do have a right to religion, BUT, your religion is not recognized by the government simply because it is purely fucking stupidity. You will burn in fucking hell the rest of your god damn life you piece of shit fucking inbreed fuck!

Cody [xxxxxxx]
[xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx] College

Note – As a rule, I don’t post the identities of the hate-mailers but this guy was all for it — “Please do because my peers are on level with me on how fucking stupid you non sense bull shit is.”

Fair enough.

Update 2/4 – I found another message Cody sent me on Facebook:

Wow dude you have to be one of the gayest fucking faggots in the world. FSM is not a religion. Get off you lazy ass, wash your pits and bum hole you stinky fucking acid dropping hippie. And quit fucking your sister and the goats you kidnap so you can stop filling the world with smelly fucking hippie retards like yourself. have a nice day:)
[Cody]

I was not disappointed by Cody’s facebook page [Link Removed *]. An excerpt,

I’ve made great achievements and done many great things with my life and traveled the world. I can’t fit all my awards, achievements, and credentials on all four walls of my room. I dont mean to brag but with all that under my belt, who wouldn’t. I enjoy helping people and changing lives. I guess I seem to worry about others before I do myself. But thats another thing for God to look upon for me.

Update 2/5 – I woke up to find a pile of emails from Cody. Most angry and threatening. Legal threats, mainly. Let me just say this, to Cody: If you send a screaming rant to a stranger, be aware they have the right to publish those rants. I didn’t pluck your nonsense messages out of the ether, you sent them to me. I’m well within my rights to post those messages for the world to see.

However, in amongst those emails I found an apology, so I believe there is some humanity in Cody, and I do have some pity. I have no wish to publicly out him for the intolerant things he said. For that reason, I’m going to anonymize his last name and remove the name of his school. The post will remain but his identity will be obscured for his own protection.

Internet, perhaps you can give Cody another chance.

Update 2/5, 7pm – Wow, I’ve received a lot of emails about this post. I’ll see if I can answer some questions.

First, let me add some more messages from Cody. I assume he sent this one after he saw this post:

Hell no. Do you realize how much trouble you can be in for using my name on a website like you have or publicly identifying me?
[Cody]

And then:

A complaint has been filed with the Federal Trade Commission on your violation of internet privacy laws.
[Cody]

And then after that:

So I just found out that youre a french fucking jew. Thats why you live on an island because youre a coward. Thats what french are known for pussy ass cowards.
[Cody]

Ok, some answers. I don’t know whether Cody knows I removed his last name and school from his messages, and I don’t think it matters.

I post hate-mails mainly because it’s of interest and relevant to the Pastafarian community. And a lot of us are entertained by them.

I generally don’t post the full identify of the hate-mailers. I don’t think it accomplishes much. When I do, it’s often because they’ve told me to do it.

Inevitably after that, they demand their message be removed, and usually there’s a legal threat of some type. Legal threats don’t bother me, but something else does – this belief that the world owes it to them to look the other way.

I want to say this to the hate-mailers: You’re not anonymous. When you attack us with hate and threats, we have the right to tell the world. We don’t have to protect your identity, we don’t owe you a thing. When we grant you mercy, when we hide your identity because you are rightly ashamed of what you’ve said, it’s a respect that you haven’t earned; it’s just an act of mercy. As to your wrongly assumed right to privacy, maybe an analogy will help: If I see you kicking a dog on the street and tell the world, your reputation will likely be injured by that information becoming public, your livelihood may face serious consequences. But understand this: your act was the cause.

I guess that’s all. Oh, regarding his last message – I’m neither French nor Jewish, but I do live on an island, not that it matters.



339 Responses to “You are the most sick”

  1. Aesi says:

    “inbreed”

    One e, not two.

    “I think you have smoked to…”

    Too, not to.

    “done to much acid”

    Likewise, too not to.

    “Although you do have a right to religion, BUT, your religion is not recognized by the government simply because it is purely fucking stupidity.”

    Sentence requires full overhaul. Please try again.

    “You will burn in fucking hell the rest of your god damn life you piece of shit fucking inbreed fuck!”

    Inbred, not inbreed.

    I was under the impression that “hell” was a concept reserved for those who were dead. Threatening a living person with “burn[ing] in fucking hell” until they die seems somewhat illogical. Please restructure sentence.

    “Please do because my peers are on level with me on how fucking stupid you non sense bull shit is.”

    Your, not you.

    “Wow dude you have to be one of the gayest fucking faggots in the world. FSM is not a religion. Get off you lazy ass, wash your pits and bum hole you stinky fucking acid dropping hippie. And quit fucking your sister and the goats you kidnap so you can stop filling the world with smelly fucking hippie retards like yourself. have a nice day:)
    -Cody”

    You are correct, FSM is not a religion. Pastafarianism, however, is. Pastafarianism is the belief that the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) is responsible for the creation of this world, amongst other things (such as other worlds).

    Considering the rest of your comment, you seem to have a strange fascination with “bum hole” “gay” and “faggots”. I will not judge a person for their personal preferences, but please keep them to yourself. You’re scaring me – imagine if a child saw your comment.

    Also, it’s “Get off your lazy ass,” not “Get off you lazy ass.”

    “Get off yo lazy ass, foo” is also acceptable.

    “I’ve made great achievements and done many great things with my life and traveled the world. I can’t fit all my awards, achievements, and credentials on all four walls of my room. I dont mean to brag but with all that under my belt, who wouldn’t. I enjoy helping people and changing lives. I guess I seem to worry about others before I do myself. But thats another thing for God to look upon for me.”

    Again, reading through your comment reveals a strange fascination with the lower region of males (“under my belt”). You also appear to enjoy affecting people permanently (“I enjoy… changing lives”) and the idea of an old, supposedly bearded, man watching you (“look upon… me”). I would advise seeking professional help. You appear to have something on your mind which could severely affect your ability to raise a healthy family and/or live a fufilling and/or “normal” life.

    Hoping for a full recovery,

    Aesi.

  2. LippyGirl says:

    FYI Cody: The First Amendment to the US Constitution explicitly forbids the U.S. federal government from enacting any law respecting a religious establishment, and thus forbids either designating an official church for the United States, or interfering with State and local official churches (wikipedia)…so I’m pretty sure your comment about the government recognizing FSM as a religion is pointless.

    It’s interesting that Cody’s facebook mentions this post and his friend has stated: “I don’t believe in mythical creatures that can rise from the dead, turn water into wine, part seas or put money under your pillow in exchange for your nasty tooth; I believe in logic and reason. I’m to old to believe in Santa Clause.” Cody seems to be in agreement, but his girlfriend looks like she’s pretty religious. So…I’m still not clear on whether he is for or against religion.

  3. Alex says:

    So… in otherwords… he lives his life in the hopes of being rewarded?
    If he’s ‘helping people’ for reasons like that…

  4. ronster says:

    Another loving christian speaks out! Hopefully he will never breed. Obviously he is Un-American too because he does not respect the constitution. No religion is recognized officially by the government. Read the 1st amendment moron: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”… You were supposed to learn this by 8th grade at the latest….or maybe you never made it that far. He apparently believes religions are recognized by the government and that some religions should not have the right to be exercised freely. Subversive moron.

  5. Fishboy says:

    I thought it was the Almighty Bible that was livestock and incest centric? Didn’t Lot’s daughters make him drunk and have sex with him to have his children? Yes… yes they did.
    The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has no such references in it’s holy pages…

  6. rubikscube says:

    ‘You’ll burn in hell for the rest of your life’… Yeah right. I’ll send you a postcard when I get there.

  7. Pirate Queen L says:

    Where to begin? Let’s not bag on Arkansas – we have NO Idea if he’s really in Arkansas.
    Or school for that matter.
    And I’d say he’s a step beyond narcissistic, with both feet planted firmly in mania.
    I DO enjoy the correlation between government recognition and religious legitimacy though.

    I think the MOST impressive assertion though, is to have SEEN Bobby! He’s SEEN Bobby, the prophet. I’ve been a Pastafarian for years and have never looked upon the face of the prophet! Perhaps “Cody” is just reluctant about his call- like St. Augustine?

  8. ATSAP REVOL says:

    Dear Mr. Cody xxxxxx,
    -
    You sneaked onto another thread (Post No. 93, “The FSM is Not a Real God”) under a pseudonym. Even so, I recognized your elegant language and phraseology.
    -
    Will you please provide a list of some of the “many awards” you’ve received? I’m only guessing, but “Arkansas Asshole of 2009,” “Circle-Jerk Champ,” and “Dog-Diddling-Dumb-Ass,” seem likely.
    -
    Are you in the Guiness Book of Records for any of your wondrous achievements…maybe taking it up the ass 157 consecutive times in 24 hours?
    -
    Have a nice day, Dipshit.
    ATSAP REVOL

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