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Sighting at Old Pueblo mountain bike race

Published February 25th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

While preparing the night before the 24-hours in the Old Pueblo mountain bike race in Tucson, AZ we asked for our bikes to be blessed by the FSM’s Noodly Appendage, and behold!!! Living proof of the FSM’s presence was caught on camera! We performed well that weekend, undoubtedly because of His divine intervention. See attached photo.

Jason
Tucson, AZ



15 Responses to “Sighting at Old Pueblo mountain bike race”

  1. Alison says:

    His Divine Noodlyness has finally been captured on film! Kudos to you for proving, without a doubt, that HE can manifest anywhere for anyone and anything for any or no reason at all!

    RAmen!

  2. Keith says:

    More convincing than orbs I’d say.

  3. bruceo says:

    “finally been captured on film”‽
    There have been MANY images of his Meatyness captured on film–this one, for example:
    http://www.venganza.org/2007/06/25/in-the-clouds/

  4. true believer says:

    His noodlyness is so great and just to help you in the bike race. I am assuming you were racing against southern baptists and other less powerful Christian gods!!!

  5. AC in SO says:

    I beg to differ, bruceo:

    The photo of the clouds and the shadow on Mars, are indeed, the closest we’ve had to photos of His Noodlyness. However, they are “representations”, mere shadows of of Him. Sort of like seing the face of Jesus on a peice of toast, or the Madonna on a stained stucco wall.

    THIS photo is rare in that it captures Him blessing the bikes- henceforth to be called “The Micacle of the Blessing of the Bikes”. It is akin to Lourdes or Our Lady of Guadalupe…it is actually HIM!

    RAmen!

  6. Jason says:

    Admittedly not the first photo evidence! That cloud photo is amazing! His Spaghettines did keep us safe and carbo-loaded that weekend! The FSM badge is not visible on the tailgate because it was up… that would have made the picture that much better!

  7. Reverend Thomas says:

    Proof that his meatiness is all powerful and all loving, he answers our prayers in a fast and orderly manner. Congratulations on placing well in the race, unlike other gods, ours is not a crutch and I believe you are entitled to praise as well. May you continue to bring fourth his light and sauce to those around you

    RAmen

  8. Lovecraft says:

    You are going to be very sorry when Cthulhu sees you have created a false image of him.

    O the vengeance!

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