I want u to sit down and think

Published February 28th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

I want u to sit down and think. how in the world is a food supposed to create everyone in the world? its just spaghetti and 2 meatballs. not a god. I can understand that u may like to eat the food. but it didn’t create us. oh and by the way I find ur site and religion incredibly hilarious whether your serious or not. which someything tells me u just mite be that crazy. no offense.

-Mitchell



197 Responses to “I want u to sit down and think”

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  1. Alphy says:

    For Shit’s sake Mitchel,

    Apparently you accept the creationism crap that “bible believing” (fundies) have been cramming down our throats. You take the bible literally. So, read it and think about how unrealistic, weak minded and insane it is in this day and age to accept those things as they are written in your KJV to have actually have happen, LITERALLY, as they are described. If this type of thinking did not come under the auspices of religion, one might be considered as mentally ill for speaking as if such thing could actually happen. A creation of universe in a mere six days, speaking serpents, women made from man’s rib. But of course as I know, you fundies have an answers for everything. When men were ignorant and had no access to the findings of modern scientific research, such thinking might be understandable if not questionable. But the truth is that it is delusion, delusion induced by religion and a choice to be deluded by religion. The “faith over fact” of delusional fundyism.

    So, you want want to think twice before pointing your fingers. “Judge not lest ye be judged”.

    At least spaghetti actually exists. It is not a spirit or a figment of one’s imagination and it does nourish the soul. I know I have been eating it every Sunday since I stopped eating fundamentalist shit spewed from the pulpits of those who keep the weak minded weak minded.

    You wrote:

    “I want u to sit down and think. how in the world is a food supposed to create everyone in the world? its just spaghetti and 2 meatballs. not a god. I can understand that u may like to eat the food. but it didn’t create us.”

    Now, you might want to think twice. Did Judeo-Christian God really create the universe in six days? Scientists have already determined that the earth is over nine billion years old. What are you going to tell us now? That scientists are atheistic dupes of Satan or what? Of course, you fundies don’t accept the findings of scientific research unless it can be used or twisted to fit your religious agendas. You don’t mind being the recipients of it’s benefits of scientific research but you will certain do nothing to help it especially if it conflicts with your religious delusions.

    You had better look at your own delusions before alluding to a delusion by a pastafarian.

    Go eat some more of your fundie shit!

  2. Eric says:

    Mitch, when you say “no offense”, do you actually know what that means?

  3. Jason says:

    Honor thy noodliness and eat pasta. RAmen.

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