You are the most sick, fucked up, twisted, inbreed, stupid son of a fucking whore bitch I have ever seen in my entire life. You need to seek mental help. I think you have smoked to much crack and done to much acid. Although you do have a right to religion, BUT, your religion is not recognized by the government simply because it is purely fucking stupidity. You will burn in fucking hell the rest of your god damn life you piece of shit fucking inbreed fuck!
Cody [xxxxxxx]
[xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx] College
Note – As a rule, I don’t post the identities of the hate-mailers but this guy was all for it — “Please do because my peers are on level with me on how fucking stupid you non sense bull shit is.”
Fair enough.
Update 2/4 – I found another message Cody sent me on Facebook:
Wow dude you have to be one of the gayest fucking faggots in the world. FSM is not a religion. Get off you lazy ass, wash your pits and bum hole you stinky fucking acid dropping hippie. And quit fucking your sister and the goats you kidnap so you can stop filling the world with smelly fucking hippie retards like yourself. have a nice day:)
[Cody]
I was not disappointed by Cody’s facebook page [Link Removed *]. An excerpt,
I’ve made great achievements and done many great things with my life and traveled the world. I can’t fit all my awards, achievements, and credentials on all four walls of my room. I dont mean to brag but with all that under my belt, who wouldn’t. I enjoy helping people and changing lives. I guess I seem to worry about others before I do myself. But thats another thing for God to look upon for me.
Update 2/5 – I woke up to find a pile of emails from Cody. Most angry and threatening. Legal threats, mainly. Let me just say this, to Cody: If you send a screaming rant to a stranger, be aware they have the right to publish those rants. I didn’t pluck your nonsense messages out of the ether, you sent them to me. I’m well within my rights to post those messages for the world to see.
However, in amongst those emails I found an apology, so I believe there is some humanity in Cody, and I do have some pity. I have no wish to publicly out him for the intolerant things he said. For that reason, I’m going to anonymize his last name and remove the name of his school. The post will remain but his identity will be obscured for his own protection.
Internet, perhaps you can give Cody another chance.
Update 2/5, 7pm – Wow, I’ve received a lot of emails about this post. I’ll see if I can answer some questions.
First, let me add some more messages from Cody. I assume he sent this one after he saw this post:
Hell no. Do you realize how much trouble you can be in for using my name on a website like you have or publicly identifying me?
[Cody]
And then:
A complaint has been filed with the Federal Trade Commission on your violation of internet privacy laws.
[Cody]
And then after that:
So I just found out that youre a french fucking jew. Thats why you live on an island because youre a coward. Thats what french are known for pussy ass cowards.
[Cody]
Ok, some answers. I don’t know whether Cody knows I removed his last name and school from his messages, and I don’t think it matters.
I post hate-mails mainly because it’s of interest and relevant to the Pastafarian community. And a lot of us are entertained by them.
I generally don’t post the full identify of the hate-mailers. I don’t think it accomplishes much. When I do, it’s often because they’ve told me to do it.
Inevitably after that, they demand their message be removed, and usually there’s a legal threat of some type. Legal threats don’t bother me, but something else does – this belief that the world owes it to them to look the other way.
I want to say this to the hate-mailers: You’re not anonymous. When you attack us with hate and threats, we have the right to tell the world. We don’t have to protect your identity, we don’t owe you a thing. When we grant you mercy, when we hide your identity because you are rightly ashamed of what you’ve said, it’s a respect that you haven’t earned; it’s just an act of mercy. As to your wrongly assumed right to privacy, maybe an analogy will help: If I see you kicking a dog on the street and tell the world, your reputation will likely be injured by that information becoming public, your livelihood may face serious consequences. But understand this: your act was the cause.
I guess that’s all. Oh, regarding his last message – I’m neither French nor Jewish, but I do live on an island, not that it matters.
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@ Jeb
O M F G. Jesus is most certainly NOT the only way. I get so irritated with Christians trying to talk shit. You want to hear what your “wholesome christian love” has done for the world?
–Salem Witch Trials
–The crusades
–The inquisition
–ethnic cleasning
..etc
Your “Jesus” has done nothing but help tear the world apart. I don’t understand how someone full of “wholesome love” could follow someone like that.
BlEsSeD bE
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Out of all the ramped stupidity Jebb and his aids have spewd I find this bit of irony most amusing.
“i am DISGUSTED. how ignorant are humans?”
So often ppl are excused for the most ludicrous declarations of belief simply because religious sensitivity affords them leniency. It gives me faith know their is still a place where ppl like Cody and Jebb will be ridiculed relentlessly and without sympathy.
Ps, Hidden comment system sux let Jebb and all the others be seen. That is what are here for
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If the christian god is all loving and all forgiving them how come he created hell to torture us, creates natural disasters, told Moses to stone a man to death FOR GETTING FREAKING TIMBER ON A SUNDAY!, the crusades, the Nazis, the persicution of the FSM as well as many other crimes against nature
I don’t mean to rant but In the old testament there was numerous holy wars destroying of cities etc. in one battle “god told” them to kill all the women, children and men when they entered. Then Jesus (the zombie) came along and went back on everything “God” had done, now for a second lets think about the zombie man himself its quite concievable that joseph got mary pregnant and to hide it and the shame on her family she said it was “God” they quite easily could have lied about the wisemen and shepards as nobody would know considering they were in a stable. Jesus’s “miracles” could quite easily of been lies or optical illusions or magic mushrooms
and still you question our religion that has no hell, that has only love, that has not commited repeated mass slaughter and has evidence? we have evidence look at the photos, the best proof of Jesus we have is ocaisionly a piece of bread or something with a beareded man with long hair on it, which jesus couldnt have looked like as HE WAS BORN IN JERUSALEM! his mothers ancestors were from egypt and his fathers from damascus so how could he be white?
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Note to every person everywhere: Excessive cursing and terrible grammar are the best ways to annoy people and ensure that you are not taken seriously.
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To Jebb 184 & 185
Please explain these two comments “I get that people have the right to religion” and “God IS the only way”, I take it by that you believe that people have a right to religion as long as it’s the same as yours.
Then in post 184 you say “the weird spaghetti thing at the bottom of this page, makes me sick to my stomach” (sorry corrected your spelling) then in post 185 your having a go at Ryan (post 170) for using the phrase “Geebuss”. I get it you can ridicule us but not the other way round, there seems to be a trend forming here.
And again there you go again “Next time you are about to thrash a religion, think about it dumbass”, so you are one of those ‘do as I say but not as I do’ people are you?
So you are saying that there are only “3, 4 million people”, what world wide? Wow some good news then maybe in a few years time we can have that down to a few hundred.
If there was a law “against mindless bullshit” your posts would of got you locked up.
RAmen
Gordon
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#184 – jebb – Mar 8th, 2010
“there should be a law against mindless bullshit”
If there were then you would be in jail.
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Yup, believing in a flying spaghetti monster is stupid, but believing there is a man in the sky who is all powerful (yet can’t prove he exists), who sends people to hell for falling in love and will let mass murderers into heaven as long as they say ‘forgive me Jesus’, but sends atheists to hell regardless of what they did in life? Now THAT’S stupidity on an epic scale.
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