The FSM is not a real religion

Published January 28th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The FSM is not a real religion. You just made it up and decided to plagiarize the bible. If you’re going to make up a religion have a fucking imagination and come up with you’re own quotes that haven’t been scammed off of the other legitimate religions of the world.

~Christine ~



282 Responses to “The FSM is not a real religion”

  1. you are a nutter says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! didnt you know that the bible is plagiarized too??? haha, half the ideas in the New Testament were taken from older religions. want proof of it? watch zeitgiest!

    zeitgiest: http://vimeo.com/13726978

    skip the first 10 min because they are just intro. its proof the bible was taken from several other religions and also some more evidence that jesus didnt exist and other things like that. enjoy!

  2. Domes says:

    yeah, Zeitgeist was an eye opener – providing it’s true.

  3. Magpie says:

    OOKAAAYYY… It took you how long to realize this is a JOKE?

  4. Kevin says:

    “off of the other legitimate religions of the world.”

    This person just claimed it is a real religeon by comparing it to other real religions.

    • Mal says:

      … which would be funny if it wasn’t do sad.

  5. Metal Head says:

    Actually, the writers of the Bible copied us. This religion has been around for a very long time, but became mainstream only recently.

    http://www.venganza.org/about/ First paragraph

    Maybe you should know more about our sacred beliefs, before you criticize them.

  6. PolyIgist says:

    You do know what plagiarized means, right? For him to have plagiarized the Bible, he would have had to have copied it verbatim and then taken credit. Making up a version unique to this religion is not plagiarism at all. If it is, then the holy books of all other religions are also plagiarized and your argument is still invalid. And of course it isn’t a real religion. It was created to prove a point and it says in the about us section that most followers (no one can say all, because who knows) don’t actually believe in the FSM or the ‘bible’, but only in the ideas that the creator of the ‘religion’ is presenting.

  7. Keith says:

    ?????

  8. Keith says:

    And again, ???????

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