The FSM is not a real religion

Published January 28th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The FSM is not a real religion. You just made it up and decided to plagiarize the bible. If you’re going to make up a religion have a fucking imagination and come up with you’re own quotes that haven’t been scammed off of the other legitimate religions of the world.

~Christine ~



282 Responses to “The FSM is not a real religion”

  1. BigBoneDP from OZ says:

    “legitimate religions” ??!!!!!??

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….

    …breathes in…..

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. Mirror Tiles says:

    my sister and i loves to read christian books because it inspires us to live life in its fullest “*

    • B. says:

      Most fitting spam ever

    • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

      And I’ll bet the Narnia books are your travel guides, too!

  3. Giggity says:

    A made up religion ? As opposed to a benevolant zombie coming back to save us ?

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  6. Kira says:

    FSM is totally a legitimate religion. :D

  7. Steve says:

    Christianity is not a real religion. You just made it up and decided to plagiarize pagan beliefs. If you’re going to make up a religion have a fucking imagination and come up with you’re own beliefs that haven’t been scammed off of the other legitimate religions of the world.

    -fixed that for you

  8. waar says:

    I dont really agree with it. Anyway will keep looking

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