The FSM is not a real religion

Published January 28th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The FSM is not a real religion. You just made it up and decided to plagiarize the bible. If you’re going to make up a religion have a fucking imagination and come up with you’re own quotes that haven’t been scammed off of the other legitimate religions of the world.

~Christine ~



282 Responses to “The FSM is not a real religion”

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  1. Gigglestick says:

    Language, you naughty girl.

  2. Chris says:

    Well maybe the Bible was plagarised from the gospel of the FSM…

  3. Meslier says:

    How can you affirm FSM is not a real religion ? In your opinion, we as Pastafarian have no right to our own beliefs, even though they cannot be understood by those who do not have faith in our religious involvement. That is not very religious nor tolerant of human differences on your part. Please pray more, it will help you be more loving for people with different opinions.
    We are all creatures of God, devoted to his Greatness and adoring him, and therefore what we do or say is God’s will. He is responsible for all and everyone of us. Nothing can be done without his consent.
    The Invisible Pink Unicorn tells me that I should love you even though you do not feel the same way towards me.

    A final note. Why should one be upset if someone else thinks otherwise ? You can think whatever you wish but please be respectfull enough to let me think whatever I wish without negative remarks and I’ll do the same for you, even though your beliefs are no fit to my personality (Remember, I was create by God too).

    Thank you for your kind understanding. Love thy neighbor. ( dixit: Jesus-christ)

  4. Meslier says:

    On second thought, forget the previous message. I love you Christine, you’re as sweet as they come. “Thank God for little girls.” as Maurice Chevalier was singing a long long time ago. I wonder whether, the latter is in hell or sitting next to God watching from up there the bad non-believers eternally burning down there in hell for the rest of eternity, a non-ending process. Quite an interesting eternal show, no doubt.

    You should know about the Muslin Paradise, nothing compare to the Christian one (see above paragraph). They have everything, beer, wine, food, nice weather, a continuous flowery mild spring, and much more and virgins by the thousands. Of course, this is the men’s Paradise. I wonder about the women’s paradise besides being sexual gratification for men, is there something for them ?

    A final note. The Bible was made up with all kinds of details from preceeding religions. The Jewish, Muslin and Christian “Books” overlap it each other in so many ways that plagiat is a certainty, unless they were all written by the same God. If such is the case, there is only one common God for all religions, including ours.

    Can you imagine the fight in the galaxies were there to be more than one God ? It is already a very active environment, noisy and more. Can you even consider a war between the Gods ? Earth would probably be blown-up to pieces in no time, at the very least the part of which where there are wrong believers, or believers in one of the less powerful Gods.

    I get the shivers, just thinking about it.

    • Mary says:

      A Muslin religion? They worship fabric? Awesome.

      Also, I imagine that the Gods would get along well,drinking beer and laughing at our silly asses.

      RAmen.x3

  5. plumberbob says:

    ~Christine ~,

    Fair Enough!

    Now you give back the whole Hebrew Bible that’s been lifted verbatim.

    Now you give back all the Theological concepts of the New Testament that have been lifted from Mithraism, Horus, Osiris, Mazda.

    What you have left wouldn’t fill an illustrated comic book.

    RAmen

  6. scott johnson says:

    Christine – your ENTIRE religion was plagurized and ripped off from several older religions in an attempt to get beleivers of the other religions to convert….you may want to learn about your own BS religion before attacking a SATIRE religion…but being you did just shows your utter lack of anything resembling intelligence….GOOD FOR YOU HUN!!

  7. Declan says:

    We are a real religion and maybe the reason our gosple sounds close to yours is cus you are close to the truth

  8. KT says:

    ever heard of Paganisum Christine!!

    • Jimmmy G says:

      No, KT, I never heard of “paganisum” is that similar to paganism because if you think youre a pagan and you cant spell it then there must be another religion similar to this crap that you are representing, and by crap i dont mean paganism, i mean FSM.

      • Danimal says:

        Those with glass capitalization and punctuation skills shouldn’t throw stones.

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