The FSM is not a real religion

Published January 28th, 2010 by Bobby Henderson

The FSM is not a real religion. You just made it up and decided to plagiarize the bible. If you’re going to make up a religion have a fucking imagination and come up with you’re own quotes that haven’t been scammed off of the other legitimate religions of the world.

~Christine ~



282 Responses to “The FSM is not a real religion”

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  1. Kaligoose says:

    Of course the FSM is not a real religion. Our noodly deity is just that–a deity. The religion is Pastafarianism, silly Christine.

    Then again, you’re also implying that religions are legitimate. Silly Christine.

    It’s a good thing, then, that the bible is a bastardization of older mythologies from the Middle East. So isn’t that plagiarization? Silly Christine indeed.

  2. Brandon says:

    “whoosh”
    Oh my! what was that, ah yes THE POINT. You seem to have missed it.

  3. ekros says:

    Christianity is not a real religion. Someone just made it up and decided to plagiarize other writings and tellings. If someone is going to make up a religion he should have a fucking imagination and come up with his own quotes that haven’t been scammed off of other misbelieves of the world.

    ~ Ekros ~

  4. CG says:

    Blasphemy!!

  5. doodymgoo says:

    how can you complain about us not having imaginations when you cant even accept another religion?

  6. Wench Melody says:

    What an odd idea – legitimate religions? plural? I thought believers considered only one religion could be legitimate, i.e. true … and that one would be their own, presumably.

    Maybe Christine could first explain what attributes she thinks necessary for a ‘real religion’?

    And as for originality – perhaps she might consider Mithras, Gilgamesh, Horus, and so on – I could go on interminably about biblical ‘borrowings’ from earlier systems of thought.

  7. Punksolid says:

    I couldn’t resist to comment, so what about all religions? They have their own quotes? , this just deserves a big lol

  8. PirateOnPtree says:

    Christianity is not a real religion. If you’re going to try to be a real religion, don’t just plagiarize ancient Druid and Egyptian lore and reassemble it into a coherent dogma.

    Also, learn the difference between “you’re” and “your”

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