I was watching a while ago Iron Chef America and suddenly I saw His Noodliness appear in a block of ice. They claimed it was a crab, but I know what I saw and got some screen captures so my fellow church members can see for themselves this miracle.
-Jorge
I agree, FSM doesn’t have genitals/genitalia at all as far as i am aware.
@15 BRENTON…
Well, perhaps it is A FUCKING CRAB to you, but to the trained eye of a Pastafarian is it clearly the FSM. Think of it like this: when a trailer park x-tian makes breakfast, they often see santajesus. I only see burnt toast. It’s all in the eye of the beholder.
i was a pastafarian back in 2006, but have since left the flock. then i clearly saw His divine image in the ice. i fell to my knees and wept like a baby. i am a born again Pastafarian(notice how nicely that rolls off the tongue-born again pastafarian). by the way it’s not a crab because there is no such thing as a crab god, that would be silly.
You people are ridiculous. It’s a crab, stop making it more than it is. You are so stupid and hypocritical, it makes me laugh.
that kid has some serious dandruff which his holiness can heal
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