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I was watching a while ago Iron Chef America and suddenly I saw His Noodliness appear in a block of ice. They claimed it was a crab, but I know what I saw and got some screen captures so my fellow church members can see for themselves this miracle.
-Jorge
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Funny, I thought the same thing when I saw this episode.
And what an epic Iron Chef it was.
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The proof is out there!
Those clumsy claws that somebody scratched on can’t conceal his true identity.
Good will ulimately triumph, altho the ways of the righteous pirate are hindered on every side!
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I agree with you, this is a miracle!!!
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Sorry to rain on everyone’s parade, but it’s clearly just a crab. His Noodlyness doesn’t have claws.
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I’m sorry Justine, but His Noodlyness can have claws if he wants to… that’s all part and parcel of his transcendental power and omnipotent divine nature (you might call it his “omNIPPERtence” in this case!) … so please please don’t incur His holy wrath by forcing him to conform to one nipperless graven image or he’ll come and nipper your nipples… unless you like that sort of thing I suppose!
PS thanks for the moral support Martha!
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PS I know that the proof is in the pudding… but who the heck is Iron Chef? Some kind of automatised hamburger making machine?
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o, nice blog..
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Yesss. Yesss. Believe Justine (post 4)… it is… for the better.
Mwahahaha.
It is for the better.
What would you do if you had your silly evidence anyway? It would be utterly useless compared to the sea of doubt that I, er, that naturally exists within intelligent creatures. Yessss. Yesss.
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He is omnipotent! That implies that he could certainly grow claws if he chooses. It is not our place to question his motives. Cast aside all doubt and keep the faith!
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That’s it! After this proven sacred vision, I’ve decided to stop making art and designing gorgeous and excessive baubles for the rich. Instead, I shall chastise and convert the ‘denooded’ savages of Antarctica.
Oh, wait. Is that still there?
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Curses. Foiled again by the strong faith of Pastafanarians.
Also:
Stay away from my followers in Antartica. >.<
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I know what I saw, too! It weren’t no crab! And the stuff on the plate looked to have a good bit of noodly goodness to it, too. Yum Almighty!
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Those legs look mighty noodly to me.
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Those aren’t claws, His appendages are holding up large shell pasta so we will know that He does not want us to limit ourselves to one type of pasta, for He loves all his noodles equally.
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That crab is clearly not fucking.
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I agree, FSM doesn’t have genitals/genitalia at all as far as i am aware.
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@15 BRENTON…
Well, perhaps it is A FUCKING CRAB to you, but to the trained eye of a Pastafarian is it clearly the FSM. Think of it like this: when a trailer park x-tian makes breakfast, they often see santajesus. I only see burnt toast. It’s all in the eye of the beholder.
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i was a pastafarian back in 2006, but have since left the flock. then i clearly saw His divine image in the ice. i fell to my knees and wept like a baby. i am a born again Pastafarian(notice how nicely that rolls off the tongue-born again pastafarian). by the way it’s not a crab because there is no such thing as a crab god, that would be silly.
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You people are ridiculous. It’s a crab, stop making it more than it is. You are so stupid and hypocritical, it makes me laugh.
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