2010 January archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for January, 2010

gift for fellow pastafarian

Published by Bobby Henderson January 28th, 2010 in General FSM news, Spread the Word and arts and crafts. 10 Comments

Artist Trading Cards are little pieces of art, 3.5 by 2.5 inches. They are only traded, never sold. The ones in the photo were created by my swap buddies for my Dear Husband,Tom (in the photo). They came from all over the US and several other countries, from paper artist, painters, [...]

The FSM is not a real religion

Published by Bobby Henderson January 28th, 2010 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 178 Comments

The FSM is not a real religion. You just made it up and decided to plagiarize the bible. If you’re going to make up a religion have a fucking imagination and come up with you’re own quotes that haven’t been scammed off of the other legitimate religions of the world.
~Christine ~

Divine beadwork

Published by Bobby Henderson January 25th, 2010 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 9 Comments

I have recently taken up bead weaving, and was inspired by our noodly lord to create this.
Jenn

Iron Chef sighting

Published by Bobby Henderson January 20th, 2010 in General FSM news, food and sightings. 20 Comments

I was watching a while ago Iron Chef America and suddenly I saw His Noodliness appear in a block of ice. They claimed it was a crab, but I know what I saw and got some screen captures so my fellow church members can see for themselves this miracle.
-Jorge

disguised as mess of wires

Published by Bobby Henderson January 18th, 2010 in General FSM news and sightings. 9 Comments

As I entered into my new apartment during renovation I was stunned.
Before my eyes showed The Noodly Masters epiphany!
He disguised Himself cleverly as a spaghetti of cables and wires, staying hidden from infidel eyes.
But I, being a true Pastafarian, knew that it was a Sign!
The Mighty FSM blessed my apartment for the upcoming years.
And now [...]

knitted fsm

Published by Bobby Henderson January 15th, 2010 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 10 Comments

I made this FSM for the guys who host the Chariots of Iron podcast. They talked about him in episode 43. I thought you’d like to see how he turned out. He’s hanging out with Cthuhlu in the Charioteers’ Den (aka “The Nerdery”)
– Amanda

inspired by the FSM

Published by Bobby Henderson January 13th, 2010 in General FSM news and arts and crafts. 13 Comments

Have always been a fan of the site and the FSM church in general. It’s inspired a new piece of mine, called, fittingly enough, Flying Spaghetti Monster. Don’t know if the words in the piece are legible, but they say ‘Prime Mover’. The piece (image is attached) is made out of museum board and basswood, [...]

macrome

Published by Bobby Henderson January 11th, 2010 in General FSM news and sightings. 9 Comments

After the Gospel opened my eyes a year or so ago, I had to share the word with my girlfriend. We moved into a new apartment and before long, we spotted a Flying Spaghetti Monster hanging out on our wall. He just sort of hangs there, all day, watching over the place. Sometimes, if it’s [...]

I’m not going to go all apeshit

Published by Bobby Henderson January 8th, 2010 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 106 Comments

I’m ont going to go all ape shit on you because I’m a firm beliver of people chosing their own religions or lack of one. HOWEVER I do find if ofencive when you make a mockery of other religions, be it christianity, buddhism, judaism, etc. so I think it fair that you respect other people’s [...]

Pastafarianism cross drawing

Published by Bobby Henderson January 8th, 2010 in General FSM news. 33 Comments

This was created by David Armstrong.

striking resemblance

Published by Bobby Henderson January 6th, 2010 in General FSM news. 8 Comments

I found this little guy hanging around at a Toys R Us around ChriFSMas time, and thought he bore a striking resemblance to His Noodliness. I took him home and now he has a permanent place, keeping me company, in my office. By the way, Happy Hug an Atheist Day! *HUGZ* [...]

spontaneous snow sightings

Published by Bobby Henderson January 4th, 2010 in General FSM news. 11 Comments

Nikolai spotted the above spontaneous snow sighting and believes it to be proof that the FSM actively promotes Holiday (I agree).

JP spotted this one, nearly at the same time as Nikolai spotted his.
I was delivering pasta for pizza hut and i think it pleased the FSM because he appeared to me in the form of [...]

Petroglyph

Published by Bobby Henderson January 1st, 2010 in General FSM news and evidence. 18 Comments

This photo of a petroglyph on a rock in Arasona shows that the FSM was here earlier than we knew. The boulder is located in White Tanks Regional Park, Phoenix, Az and it has been misidentified as a supernova.
Ramen.
Dotti