LOL, speghetti monster

Published December 15th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

LOL, speghetti monster, that’s funny.
I’ll pray for you buddy, you should stop making jokes about faith, no matter what religion you’re trying to attack on that website.
Jesus loves you, even when you don’t believe in him.

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, and for whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life in the kingdom of heaven.”

-Chase



194 Responses to “LOL, speghetti monster”

  1. Kryziz says:

    What shocks me is that, most of them apparently know the bible phrase by phrase but they don’t read ANYTHING ELSE. They don’t even read wikipedia to know what are they complaining about. It’s sad actually, it’s like wasting your brain :(

  2. Lioss says:

    Thanks Chase.The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you,as He loves every human being.

    May you be touched by His noodly appendage.

  3. The Sparrow says:

    Jesus loves us?

    If I May quote George Carlin:

    “Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man — living in the sky — who watches
    everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!

    But He loves you.”

    RAmen to that.

  4. Reggie Dixon says:

    Chase – If god wanted us to believe in him then the least he could do is exist.

  5. Shelldigger says:

    Doh! damn typo, can I have a “D” please?

  6. Brian says:

    Got news for you, Chase. Your Invisible Sky Zombie doesn’t exist. If you spent more time doing well for the world rather than chastising those who don’t share your ignorant dogma, then you might actually find this one and only life rewarding.

    On the other hand, keep hating others and you die bitter and old.

    I have a question for you: Why is it that Christians are always so “offended” by anything that doesn’t match their ideology? Why do you feel so “wronged” by what others do? Doesn’t the Our Father state, explicitly: “Forgive those who trespass against us.” It is odd, because all these Abrahamic faiths do have some good, but the followers REFUSE to follow those message but rather denigrate others to make themselves feel oh so superior.

    An old lady really did live in a shoe?
    A gigantic egg named Humpty fell off a wall and cracked? The king’s men and horses tried to put him back together again to no avail?
    Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater really kept his wife in a giant pumpkin?
    A fairy godmother really turned mice into horses and a pumpkin into a carriage?

    Since we are going to believe in fairy tales, then I think I will go with these as they are slightly more believable than some Invisible Sky Zombie made me out of clay (FYI I am made of cells, atoms, organs, organisms etc… no clay.) But yeah, I get the clay v. primordial ooze argument. Which one is more likely?

    A guy made something on the 1st day but day didn’t exist yet.

    Ooohoh, now comes the argument about how it is just man’s interpretation of what god wanted. So, your god’s creation was imperfect. Well, I guess he must be an imperfect god. Especially since he can’t make a rock too big for him to lift.

    But whatever, you will stick blindly to a dogma that is responsible for oppression, murder, genocide, and war. Good for you.
    Brian

  7. Vermicelli says:

    If he really loved the world, he would have give mankind better average intelligence.

  8. vermicelli says:

    oops or the ability to proofread automatically. *given

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