LOL, speghetti monster

Published December 15th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

LOL, speghetti monster, that’s funny.
I’ll pray for you buddy, you should stop making jokes about faith, no matter what religion you’re trying to attack on that website.
Jesus loves you, even when you don’t believe in him.

“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, and for whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life in the kingdom of heaven.”

-Chase



196 Responses to “LOL, speghetti monster”

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  1. Bazzacuda says:

    “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, and for whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life in the kingdom of heaven.”

    But I say unto ye, “In a saucepan, put yer desired amount of pasta onto cook with some water and a smidgling of salt. This should taketh around 10-15 minutes. And Lo ! When both the pasta and the sauce be finished, serveth ye the pasta on a plate then poureth the sauce o’er it. Sprinkle with black pepper if thou so desireth. And it shall be as a great offering to His Noodleness and His Meatballs shall swell with the pride of it.” [Book of Nigella, Chapter 14 vv 19-23]

    May the blessings of His Saucy Balls be upon you, brother Chase .
    R’Amen!

  2. Rasputin says:

    Yaarrgghhh! Bazz rocks!

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