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Holy Fountain

Published December 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

holy fountain

I was walking through a park in Melbourne, Australia when my cousin and I came across to find a fountian and what appeared to ber his noodliness being upheld by man.
Coincidence? I think not.

-Lily



11 Responses to “Holy Fountain”

  1. Collin says:

    The FSM being held up by a man, or the FSM pushing down a man? Evidence of intelligent falling!

  2. Eliska says:

    Where in Melbourne is this ? I must go ! His noodlyness even visits us here in Australia.
    RAmen

  3. ATSAP REVOL says:

    You are correct, Lily, it’s never a coincidence when a devout Pastafarian experiences a visitation from the Holy FSM. He appears to the Faithful from time-to-time in the form of flora, fireworks and fountains.
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    This Holy Fountain should be declared a shrine, and you should be made a Pastafarian Saint. The Holy Water from this spritzer probably has miraculous healing properties. You could bottle it and compete with Peter Popoff’s “Miracle Spring Water.” At $27 for a fraction of an ounce, Peter can afford to retire now with several million bucks in his off-shore account.
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    You have been truly blessed by our Gracious Noodley Lord and Savior. May pesto be on you.
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    ATSAP REVOL, The Humble Pastafarian Pontiff

  4. Lily says:

    Haha, Collin,
    Upheld by man, as in being held in high regard by man. Your intellegence may be failling here.
    Eliska, I can’t remember what park it was in Melbourne!
    RAmen.

  5. PastaDura says:

    Hi Lily

    Good to see other pastafarians here in Melbourne. Hope to see you at Rise of the Atheism in March. Dressed in full Pirate or wench I hope.

    PastaDura

  6. Amanda says:

    The fountain serves as a visual representation of the gravitational powers the FSM possesses, and is upheld in honor of this fine gift. I am truly, truly touched, both in my heart and by these blessed noodly gifts.

    “What if it is He, pushing us down with His Noodly Appendages, that causes this force [gravity]?” – The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

  7. mick says:

    amazing a nation peopled entirely by the descendants of convicts would be spiritual enough to embrace his Noodliness. FSM likely played a role in rehabilitating them

  8. Franko says:

    It is Him.

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