
This FSM ornament was spotted as #2 on SF Weekly’s Dork the Halls: Nerdy Christmas Tree Ornaments article.
Update: here’s a pattern make your own FSM ornament (shown below).

Send me photos of your ornaments and FSM tree-toppers and I’ll post them up on the site.














OK Bobby darling, I must insist that you start offering some ornaments. Mark me down for 3 at least.
u lot r fucking mad
How dare they say it is a “fake deity”!!!
Last time I checked faith has nothing to do with time so just because it is newer than christianity does not make it any less reputable.
I don’t see anyone mocking John Smith for his magic plates and magic glasses needed to read those plates yet that religion is accepted and is christian based, oh wait maybe that’s why.
RAmen
Hey I just made an FSM ornament but I’m not sure how to attach a photo…
At first, this struck me with glee, but then I read the caption they gave the ornament, and they have the gall to insist that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a fake diety? Bah, abhorrent!
On a more positive note, that first ornament is kick ass. What is that, needle felting? I need to learn how to do that. Maybe I’ll crochet one…
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4002/4179718649_58542b840c.jpg
They are both fine ornaments. The first one gives a solid, dependable teddy bear feel, whereas the second one, with its large anime eyes gives the impression of infinite love. Does that sound too pretentious?
Damn! I am humbled and vanquished as an artist. I’ve sworn off painting and sculpting forever. Oh, the agony!