LOL, speghetti monster, that’s funny.
I’ll pray for you buddy, you should stop making jokes about faith, no matter what religion you’re trying to attack on that website.
Jesus loves you, even when you don’t believe in him.“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, and for whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life in the kingdom of heaven.”
-Chase
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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why is this on hate mail? is one of the nicest one of all :D
anyways, pwning from the start, this doesnt attack any religion
may the Flying Spaghetti monster appendage touch you, as well your god gives us everlasting life
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“Jesus loves you, even when you don’t believe in him.
‘For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, and for whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life in the kingdom of heaven.’”
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Angie,
Catholics eat their god too… Every time they take communion. Transubstantiation. I find flesh and blood a little more disgusting than spaghetti and meatballs.
What a moron you are. Obviously your reading and following directions skills are as bad as your grammar and punctuation.
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Angie is just jealous.
Our god is tastier than hers.
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jesus cant love me and neither can ure god because his noodliness loves me and if your god ever tried to cme near me he would bitch slap jesus and his dad, anyway its a shame ure brain has been deluded by such a silly rubbish such as christianity which causes so much pain to people around the world, i come from glasgow which is divided with prodestants and catholics and they kill each other over the bible its bullshit, thats how i found my faith in pastafairanism where not one person has yet to kill another ove there beliefs
ramen
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This isn’t a joke about faith. It’s a joke about school systems teaching/not teaching about different religions in schools. Did you read the letter? It’s quite entertaining, and it poses some good points in funny ways. Do your research before you make your post. It’s one of the nicer ones but I hate it when people say we make fun of religions, since that’s not what it’s meant as.
RAmen
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You see, most of us Pastafarians started out as Christains, then saw that this tastier, more wholesome religion made a hell of a lot more sense.
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@ 103 – Angie – ,
As D&WC has just told you, eating one’s own deity in holy communion is a common ritual among the religious. Let’s do a scientific experiment to see if it really works:
proposed research protocol: get the priest to do the magic that transforms the wine into the blood of christ. Line up the pious and have them drink a liter of the stuff. If they can pass a brethalizer test then its the blood of christ. if they are drunk then its just wine.
Nothing fails as predictably and consistently as prayer.
RAmen
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Chase, I’ve wondered aloud before about why Jesus was (supposedly) born in an age where communication was so limited. Then again, had he been executed recently, Christians would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks.
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Chase, If the thought of a father that plots to have his only son tortured and killed doesn’t repulse you, what does?
(But the mythical Jesus wasn’t really killed was he?… After all, he does walk out of the tomb later. Meaning Jesus PRETENDED to die for your sins.)
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lol if you ask me, this isnt a verry nice comment….. if you watch this video :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGkgmU9vG_o&feature=related
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