Dear Sir;
It was with the utmost regret that I stumbled upon your horror religion. Do you not know that G-d will not be mocked? He who gave this world to us and created us in his imagine is surely not one to be insulted this way. You are a false prophet, and if you don not change your ways you will surely come to regret it when you are burning in the fires of hell. My G-d is a loving G-d, but you are sorely tempting him and he has shown the ability to be pushed to far. (Do the towns of Sodom and Gammorah have any meaning to you?)
I will pray for your soul; I only hope it is not to late. Turn your heart to Jesus and let his light fill you up; you will surely see that to worship a dinner item will only lead to eternal ruin/damnation. If you can’t do it for yourself, you should think of those poor pasta believers you have turned away from G-d; surely you will realize that you are going to be held responsible for thier mis-guided souls, as well?
I am sorry if I will be keeping you awake at night with the fears for your eternal soul, but sometimes a person has to be made afraid to understnad their mistake. Why do you think they are called G-d fearing men? Do you really think your bowl of noodles will enspire fear? Hah, you can talk about pirates and pasta all day, but on the day of Judgement I will be glad I am one of the righteous, and not one of the misleaden. I am praying to G-d to heal your ugly heart and commune you to His beauty and His ways. May G-d have mercy on your soul;
Chuck
What do you guys think – real or fake?
Chuck is a fag. So is G-d. I wish Chuck could die, come back to life and realize that theres no heaven, no after life, just your decaying biological body. Sorry Chuch. Grow up.
Dear Chuck,
I am assuming your use of (-) in (G-d) is an attempt to not use your God’s name in vain. Allow me to inform you that this is not necessary, as God is not the name of your deity. God is an english word simply meaning deity, derived from a germanic word meaning “to invoke”. The actual name of the judeo-christian God is YHWH. It should also be noted that while Jews and knowledgable Christians do not casually write any Name of God. This practice does not come from the commandment not to take the Lord’s Name in vain, as many suppose. That commandment refers solely to oath-taking, and is a prohibition against swearing by God’s Name falsely or frivolously.
Judeo-Christianity does not prohibit writing the Name of God per se; it prohibits only erasing or defacing a Name of God (which one might say you did, if you interpret God as being one of his names.) However, observant Jews and knowledgable Christians avoid writing any Name of God casually because of the risk that the written Name might later be defaced, obliterated or destroyed accidentally or by one who DOES NOT KNOW BETTER (achem). So feel free to write away with newfound freedom friend.
Its alright that you probably didn’t know any of that and that someone who is not a member of your religion did. Most people don’t really know that much about their religion, or their God for that matter.
But now you know… and knowing is half the battle.
i think fake, noone is cliche enough to bring up sodom and gomorah… surely…