I understand your weak attempt

Published November 20th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Bobby, I understand your weak, (though somewhat humorous) attempt to draw parallel between your alleged FSM and the true Creator, fortunately your doubt does not negate nor prevent His existence.

There is a Bible verse which states that the fervent prayer of a righteous man (one who has chosen to believe in forgiveness and accept eternal life) avails much.

Since you evidently do not believe in the Creator you should have no issue with my prayer for you.

Perhaps He will see that it will require a ‘hitting bottom’ before your mind, soul and ‘heart’ as they say, is open to the possibility and awareness that eternity without this Creator, whom is love, will be an horrible reality.

You are allowed to make your decision either way, but I’m hoping your ears & eyes will be opened to the realization that this 3-dimensional physical apparent reality is so much less than that of the realm of the Living Spirit.

May He be exalted in you, also, and may you find Life.

Bobby, expect the unexpected.
Il Pavarello



184 Responses to “I understand your weak attempt”

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  1. Magpie says:

    Dude, you sound like a fortune cookie. “Expect the unexpected.” Ever notice how you can add the words “in bed” to the end of every fortune cookie fortune ever made, and completely change their meaning? Try it, it’s fun.

  2. Hijack says:

    Any evidence for this “True Creator”? ……Didn’t think so.

    • Drained and Washed Clean says:

      The bible dude! Duh! Where have you been? HA! I told you :) lol

      • theFewtheProudtheMarinara says:

        Perhaps he was “semi-raptured” and had to come down from the mountain top.

        • Drained and Washed Clean says:

          That is also a possibility!

  3. Alphy says:

    This sounds like a classic fundy come on

    ‘ …your weak…. …it will require a ‘hitting bottom’ before your mind, soul and ‘heart’ as they say, is open to the possibility and awareness that eternity without this Creator, whom is love, will be an horrible reality.

    I.e., You are weak, there is something wrong with you, you will hit bottom, fall apart, eternity in hell.

    Yeah, all fundies believe that anyone who isn’t the same as they are (puritanical fundamentalist protestants), so called born agains, are going to hell even other Christians such as Catholics and Episcopalians. They will not come out and say that though. They will give you a syrupy sweat gobble degook poop talk around.

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