I hadn’t even heard of this religion until my teacher mentioned it. I didn’t believe him until I looked it up. I’ve heard about weird alien religions and knew people believed in them, but this? I thought it was a joke. I read your ‘evidence’ and frankly, that wasn’t evidence. There is no proof, they didn’t say there was proof, and you’re not good at defending your faith if you include hate mail on your website. I find it very funny that you’re Spaghetti Bible or whatever won the COMEDY award. That shows what a big joke it is to other people. Can you even pull out proof that there ever was a Spaghetti Monster god? Like, fossilized noodles or something? No. Spaghetti is only a few centuries old, there can’t possibly be a god made of something that a human created, when supposidly the spaghetti created humans. This religion makes no sense. I think that if you belong to this church, you should evaluate what they’re teaching. That a giant ball of noodles somehow created the world. How can a pile of limp noodles even move? It can’t. If you belong to this, I’m sorry, but whoever created this website made it possible for people to comment on it, so I am. This is a brainless, hilarious religion, and I wouldn’t convert because frankly, I don’t believe that food created this world, or people. Too far-fetched and stupid.
-Leigh
It’s like she’s staring at one of those optical illusions that look like two faces and a goblet at the same time:
“It’s ‘too far-fetched and stupid’ to think there are two faces!” she says, “There is no proof, they didn’t say there was proof… oh… oh wait, now I see them…”
I see Leigh sitting at home when suddenly it all falls into place… she mouths the word “satire”, blushes sheepishly, and says, “oh… it seems so obvious, now that I think about it.”
Don’t worry, Leigh! His noodliness isn’t one to hold a grudge! We look forward to hearing from you again; your grammar, your spelling, and your lack of CAPSLOCK are very, very refreshing!
Well, Leigh, I think I speak for everyone here when i say that, before now, we never heard of you, either. So, hey, what say we all just pretend this never happened, and let you retain a little dignity?
My poor unbeliever, may He touch you with His noodly appendage.
What proof do you have of your own faith?
You are right, pasta was only invented a couple of centuries ago. However, as pointed out in Prophet Bobby Henderson’s letter, Our Noodly Lord created this world a lot sooner ago than unenlightened such as you think.
Just because you have never seen noodles move means nothing. You have never seen the FSM.
And He is not a “spaghetti monster god,” he is The Flying Spaghetti Monster. And you, Leigh, are not a pirate, so I do not trust you. Arr.
Your’s sincerely,
Collywobble!
Congratulations, Leigh, on concluding that Pastafarianism is a hilarious religion. The FSM is funny, just like all gods and all religions. But put on the dunce cap for taking our “beliefs” literally. If you belong to some other church, you should be wearing the cap already for taking their B.S. literally.
Fossils? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a dead god. Only a false god can die! The Flying Spaghetti Monster lives, forever!
In your eagerness to belittle our beliefs, did you not consider for even a moment that spaghetti is divinely inspired cuisine?
Gods can do anything, even move around.
How sad that you lack the imagination to even conceive of His Noodliness’s glory.
I really, really, really wish that young teens who have no clue what satire is didn’t know about this site. It is getting so old.
Leigh – Your teacher huh? What grade are you in? I’m assuming you have never heard the word SATIRE before…..
If you teacher thinks the same as you, no wonder you’re so screwed up. Our education system’s failed so much, even the teachers are failing now.