Comments on: closet pastafarian bio professor http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/ Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:53:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Steven Wanzell http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/#comment-910923 Steven Wanzell Sun, 03 Jan 2010 05:52:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2705#comment-910923 This irrefutable evidence must be a devastating blow to all non-Pastafarians (heathans)! My Christian fundamentalist neighbor has just climbed out onto the ledge... No! No! Don't...! This irrefutable evidence must be a devastating blow to all non-Pastafarians (heathans)! My Christian fundamentalist neighbor has just climbed out onto the ledge… No! No! Don’t…!

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]]> By: Hel-n http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/#comment-905040 Hel-n Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:13:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2705#comment-905040 Here's a protein that I feel really sorry for - it can't help what it looks like! http://www.snopes.com/glurge/laminin.asp Here’s a protein that I feel really sorry for – it can’t help what it looks like!
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/laminin.asp

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]]> By: Gordon_UK http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/#comment-904282 Gordon_UK Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:41:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2705#comment-904282 To phattbuzz They where though! To Steve of 'god' Have you seen Bobby's other half? I dont think he would want to swap! Also cults dont like criticism, as you well know we have a whole section for it. G To phattbuzz

They where though!

To Steve of ‘god’

Have you seen Bobby’s other half? I dont think he would want to swap! Also cults dont like criticism, as you well know we have a whole section for it.

G

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]]> By: Lasagna_Guru http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/#comment-903846 Lasagna_Guru Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:15:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2705#comment-903846 @ #5 SOG I seem to remember another such cult that called for the burning of heretics, homo-sexualls, Jews, Muslims, non-belivers, pagans. Oh yeah, they were called christians!!! What else did they have...of yeah, incest, rape, muder. This god is a stand-up guy here. He's intolerent of anyone different, of new ideas, of free thought (though he supposidly gave it to you). The FSM has a much better history of love and pasta. I just figured it all out. Christians are jelous because our god is cooler than your god. No, no, it's ok. You can still repent and save youself from an existance of stale beer and diseased strippers. repent now and save your eternal soul and enjoy the beer volcano, I hear they now have a nacho bar and cheese fountain (but our ancient and holy texts are unclear about that). @ #2 phattbuzz I still think the Beatles are bigger than Jesus and they're still popular. How many hits did Jesus come out with...just one silly book. The Beatles had a whole lot of songs, records, CD's, even a monopoly game. Though a Jesus monopoly would be kinda funny. "Go to the cross, directly to the cross, do not pass go, do not collect $200"

@ #5 SOG
I seem to remember another such cult that called for the burning of heretics, homo-sexualls, Jews, Muslims, non-belivers, pagans. Oh yeah, they were called christians!!!
What else did they have…of yeah, incest, rape, muder. This god is a stand-up guy here. He’s intolerent of anyone different, of new ideas, of free thought (though he supposidly gave it to you).
The FSM has a much better history of love and pasta.
I just figured it all out. Christians are jelous because our god is cooler than your god. No, no, it’s ok. You can still repent and save youself from an existance of stale beer and diseased strippers. repent now and save your eternal soul and enjoy the beer volcano, I hear they now have a nacho bar and cheese fountain (but our ancient and holy texts are unclear about that).

@ #2 phattbuzz
I still think the Beatles are bigger than Jesus and they’re still popular. How many hits did Jesus come out with…just one silly book. The Beatles had a whole lot of songs, records, CD’s, even a monopoly game. Though a Jesus monopoly would be kinda funny. “Go to the cross, directly to the cross, do not pass go, do not collect $200″

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]]> By: Apprentice Frederic http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/#comment-903290 Apprentice Frederic Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:06:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2705#comment-903290 @Steve, of God: Until Mr. Henderson performs as your nasty little godly imagination has led you to slanderously assert, you might check on your own Christian congretation, which - if you're Catholic - seems to includes a fine variety of sexual predators in sacramental robes, although I do fondly recall an Archbishop of a few years ago who quite simply and normally preferred women. If you're a reform Mormon, you got a few polygamists running around the Christian west, although I wouldn't even mind them so much if they stuck to marrying - say - 30-year-old women instead of adolescent girls. And, of course, if you're an Evangel of God, there are always rabid fag-hating evangelicals for ya that actually have a taste for....aww forget it. Why dontcha just go back to Jonestown and drink the last of the Kool-Aid???????

@Steve, of God:
Until Mr. Henderson performs as your nasty little godly imagination has led you to slanderously assert, you might check on your own Christian congretation, which – if you’re Catholic – seems to includes a fine variety of sexual predators in sacramental robes, although I do fondly recall an Archbishop of a few years ago who quite simply and normally preferred women. If you’re a reform Mormon, you got a few polygamists running around the Christian west, although I wouldn’t even mind them so much if they stuck to marrying – say – 30-year-old women instead of adolescent girls. And, of course, if you’re an Evangel of God, there are always rabid fag-hating evangelicals for ya that actually have a taste for….aww forget it. Why dontcha just go back to Jonestown and drink the last of the Kool-Aid???????

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]]> By: ben reynolds http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/#comment-903017 ben reynolds Sat, 05 Dec 2009 02:09:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2705#comment-903017 Cody, I believe there is a fault in your logic. The Church of FSM is not about Pirates vs. anything. The umbrella is large, and your options are infinite. For example, aliens are welcome to worship the FSM. I've seen it in Kansas. Many aliens bow down before the meatballs and are fearful of touching the noodley appendages. Cody,
I believe there is a fault in your logic. The Church of FSM is not about Pirates vs. anything. The umbrella is large, and your options are infinite.
For example, aliens are welcome to worship the FSM. I’ve seen it in Kansas. Many aliens bow down before the meatballs and are fearful of touching the noodley appendages.

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]]> By: Steve of God http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/#comment-901983 Steve of God Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:59:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2705#comment-901983 Another fine example of what not to believe in. Next Mr Henderson will be telling you a bowl of pasta demands that you permit him to sleep with your wife. This is a cult people!! Don't be sucked in. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: Doctor of Pastdivinity http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/#comment-901691 Doctor of Pastdivinity Sun, 29 Nov 2009 16:10:40 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2705#comment-901691 Please, let me put it this clear way: Nothing in biology has any sense without the Flying Spaguetti Monster Theory of Creation, Design and Molecular Desarrangement. Nothing. Well, perhaps, some things, but they are not so important. Please, let me put it this clear way: Nothing in biology has any sense without the Flying Spaguetti Monster Theory of Creation, Design and Molecular Desarrangement. Nothing. Well, perhaps, some things, but they are not so important.

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]]> By: Mark Z http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/#comment-901299 Mark Z Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:42:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2705#comment-901299 Biology is indeed the holiests of sciences :) RAmen! Biology is indeed the holiests of sciences :)
RAmen!

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]]> By: phattbuzz http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/#comment-901050 phattbuzz Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:06:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2705#comment-901050 Seams to me that there was some other group that got into a lot of trouble for announcing they were more popular than Jesus... Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: ATSAP REVOL http://www.venganza.org/2009/11/24/closet-pastafarian/#comment-900931 ATSAP REVOL Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:17:30 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2705#comment-900931 Cody, It's amazing how the micro-world recapitulates the macro-world. Enzymes and galaxies resound the glorious tertiary form of our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster. May He reign forever in Glory. - FSM Bless Your Holy Biology Class. rAmen

Cody,

It’s amazing how the micro-world recapitulates the macro-world. Enzymes and galaxies resound the glorious tertiary form of our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster. May He reign forever in Glory.
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FSM Bless Your Holy Biology Class.
rAmen

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