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My college biology professor, who I believe to be a closet Pastafarian, has shown my class these two biological structures. These are important to life as we know it. Also while in Biology class, I was procrastinating using google trends, and my results show quite clearly, that our religion is becoming more popular at an amazing rate. Pirates are now more popular than Jesus. My biology class has been touched by his noodly appendage.
RAmen – Cody
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Cody,
It’s amazing how the micro-world recapitulates the macro-world. Enzymes and galaxies resound the glorious tertiary form of our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster. May He reign forever in Glory.
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FSM Bless Your Holy Biology Class.
rAmen
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Biology is indeed the holiests of sciences :)
RAmen!
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Please, let me put it this clear way: Nothing in biology has any sense without the Flying Spaguetti Monster Theory of Creation, Design and Molecular Desarrangement. Nothing. Well, perhaps, some things, but they are not so important.
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Cody,
I believe there is a fault in your logic. The Church of FSM is not about Pirates vs. anything. The umbrella is large, and your options are infinite.
For example, aliens are welcome to worship the FSM. I’ve seen it in Kansas. Many aliens bow down before the meatballs and are fearful of touching the noodley appendages.
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@Steve, of God:
Until Mr. Henderson performs as your nasty little godly imagination has led you to slanderously assert, you might check on your own Christian congretation, which – if you’re Catholic – seems to includes a fine variety of sexual predators in sacramental robes, although I do fondly recall an Archbishop of a few years ago who quite simply and normally preferred women. If you’re a reform Mormon, you got a few polygamists running around the Christian west, although I wouldn’t even mind them so much if they stuck to marrying – say – 30-year-old women instead of adolescent girls. And, of course, if you’re an Evangel of God, there are always rabid fag-hating evangelicals for ya that actually have a taste for….aww forget it. Why dontcha just go back to Jonestown and drink the last of the Kool-Aid???????
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@ #5 SOG
I seem to remember another such cult that called for the burning of heretics, homo-sexualls, Jews, Muslims, non-belivers, pagans. Oh yeah, they were called christians!!!
What else did they have…of yeah, incest, rape, muder. This god is a stand-up guy here. He’s intolerent of anyone different, of new ideas, of free thought (though he supposidly gave it to you).
The FSM has a much better history of love and pasta.
I just figured it all out. Christians are jelous because our god is cooler than your god. No, no, it’s ok. You can still repent and save youself from an existance of stale beer and diseased strippers. repent now and save your eternal soul and enjoy the beer volcano, I hear they now have a nacho bar and cheese fountain (but our ancient and holy texts are unclear about that).
@ #2 phattbuzz
I still think the Beatles are bigger than Jesus and they’re still popular. How many hits did Jesus come out with…just one silly book. The Beatles had a whole lot of songs, records, CD’s, even a monopoly game. Though a Jesus monopoly would be kinda funny. “Go to the cross, directly to the cross, do not pass go, do not collect $200″
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To phattbuzz
They where though!
To Steve of ‘god’
Have you seen Bobby’s other half? I dont think he would want to swap! Also cults dont like criticism, as you well know we have a whole section for it.
G
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Here’s a protein that I feel really sorry for – it can’t help what it looks like!
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/laminin.asp
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This irrefutable evidence must be a devastating blow to all non-Pastafarians (heathans)! My Christian fundamentalist neighbor has just climbed out onto the ledge… No! No! Don’t…!
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