“Who is a God like unto thee, that pardoneth iniquity, and passeth by the transgression of the remnant of his heritage? He retaineth not his anger forever, because he delighteth in mercy. Micah 7:18″
While Henderson’s blasphemy offends our Lord, there is still hope for redemption. Repent Henderson!!! before it’s too late and your wicked monster consumes you.
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don -
Nov 17th, 2009
Holy FSM! He is tech savvy. Of course, as the creator of the universe, He would be a master of all our man made communication methods. It is amazing that He can reveal His Noodlyness in fireworks or on the internet, on keychains, or with dying houseplants. If you look, you shall see. All praise His Holy Balls & noodles.
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koobaxion -
Nov 17th, 2009
farmville isn’t that great, but this makes it slightly better!
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TL -
Nov 18th, 2009
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You’re just the perfect example of how angry and vicious religious people are. Thanks for showing us the dark side.
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Nov 19th, 2009
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“Who is a God like unto thee, that pardoneth iniquity, and passeth by the transgression of the remnant of his heritage? He retaineth not his anger forever, because he delighteth in mercy. Micah 7:18″
Right, your god doesn’t damn you to hell for ETERNITY for not believing in his zombie son that walks on water. He likes mercy. Right….
So, diseased strippers it is for you and if you keep this up, stale beer. So you watch yourself buddy! I’m watching you…but not like Jesus, he’s always watching you…I stop watching when you go to the bathroom…cause that’s just gross….dirty Jesus.
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LionyGoodness -
Nov 20th, 2009
That’s the coolest thing I have ever seen come from Farmville! I am sick of little things on my FB saying someone found a “3 legged cow with the measles” or whatever. But if I got a message that the FSM was spotted on someone’s farm, I might actually want to play!
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Chundermutton -
Nov 23rd, 2009
I’m loving how one of your neighbours is called Jeremiah.
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Saki -
Nov 29th, 2009
Looks more like a crab than a spaghetti monster
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Susan -
Dec 1st, 2009
Re: #2 Steve of God?? Gee whiz, Steve. Frothing at the mouth offends our Lord, too.
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ATSAP REVOL -
Dec 1st, 2009
@ Steve of God (#2)
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So, Stevadoozer, you fundie funster, we find you here in a thread that started out to be light and amusing but took a turn to the “Come to Jesus” pitch of the evangelical Protestants when you chimed in. You are about as welcome here as a turd in a punchbowl.
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Like God, we Pastafarians retaineth not our anger forever, but, still, piss off and go be a pain in the ass on some other website.
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ATSAP REVOL, The Censor of Fundamentalist Flatulence
Hey guys, surely you can see that Steve of God is actually pulling your legs?
Or his sense of humour too evolved for you?
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plumberbob -
Dec 2nd, 2009
@ 2 – Steve of God – ,
Who are you that you have the effrontery to pretend to know who and what “offends” the “Lord”?
If we do justly, love mercy, and walk humbly with the FSM, we are doing as Micah (6:8) requires.
You still can’t read it, and it shows.
RAmen
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Derrick -
Dec 8th, 2009
I am just going to have to add that to mine now
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Gordon_uk -
Dec 8th, 2009
To Steve of ‘god’
Did you know that an anagram of your name is ‘Do set of Veg’?
Thanks
GG
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Steve of God -
Dec 8th, 2009
@ATSAP REVOL
ereh thguoht lanigiro on…eugaganys a ni pohc krop a ro
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Harry Davies -
Dec 16th, 2009
It is a shame that my level 26 low land farm only has a sighn to express his noodliness , it read ” may though plougheth to his noodliness” When i get my next extension ill use this as a plan to build my own god . Thankyou
RAMEN!
I see you have come here to try the same bullshit. Haven’t we discussed how a debate should be handled. Do you have proof or are you just planning on name calling for the rest of your life (because we will continue to call bullshit). Put up or shut up.
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Ack! I want to be this person’s Farmville neighbor so that FSM may touch me with his noodly appendage!
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Holy FSM! He is tech savvy. Of course, as the creator of the universe, He would be a master of all our man made communication methods. It is amazing that He can reveal His Noodlyness in fireworks or on the internet, on keychains, or with dying houseplants. If you look, you shall see. All praise His Holy Balls & noodles.
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farmville isn’t that great, but this makes it slightly better!
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You’re just the perfect example of how angry and vicious religious people are. Thanks for showing us the dark side.
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“Who is a God like unto thee, that pardoneth iniquity, and passeth by the transgression of the remnant of his heritage? He retaineth not his anger forever, because he delighteth in mercy. Micah 7:18″
Right, your god doesn’t damn you to hell for ETERNITY for not believing in his zombie son that walks on water. He likes mercy. Right….
So, diseased strippers it is for you and if you keep this up, stale beer. So you watch yourself buddy! I’m watching you…but not like Jesus, he’s always watching you…I stop watching when you go to the bathroom…cause that’s just gross….dirty Jesus.
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That’s the coolest thing I have ever seen come from Farmville! I am sick of little things on my FB saying someone found a “3 legged cow with the measles” or whatever. But if I got a message that the FSM was spotted on someone’s farm, I might actually want to play!
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I’m loving how one of your neighbours is called Jeremiah.
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Looks more like a crab than a spaghetti monster
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Re: #2 Steve of God?? Gee whiz, Steve. Frothing at the mouth offends our Lord, too.
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@ Steve of God (#2)
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So, Stevadoozer, you fundie funster, we find you here in a thread that started out to be light and amusing but took a turn to the “Come to Jesus” pitch of the evangelical Protestants when you chimed in. You are about as welcome here as a turd in a punchbowl.
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Like God, we Pastafarians retaineth not our anger forever, but, still, piss off and go be a pain in the ass on some other website.
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ATSAP REVOL, The Censor of Fundamentalist Flatulence
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@ 2 – Steve of God – ,
Who are you that you have the effrontery to pretend to know who and what “offends” the “Lord”?
If we do justly, love mercy, and walk humbly with the FSM, we are doing as Micah (6:8) requires.
You still can’t read it, and it shows.
RAmen
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I am just going to have to add that to mine now
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To Steve of ‘god’
Did you know that an anagram of your name is ‘Do set of Veg’?
Thanks
GG
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@ATSAP REVOL
ereh thguoht lanigiro on…eugaganys a ni pohc krop a ro
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It is a shame that my level 26 low land farm only has a sighn to express his noodliness , it read ” may though plougheth to his noodliness” When i get my next extension ill use this as a plan to build my own god . Thankyou
RAMEN!
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Just a little post to share an amazing tool : Farmer Extreme Manager.
Perfect to dominate FarmVille for free
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16 – Steve of God,
I see you have come here to try the same bullshit. Haven’t we discussed how a debate should be handled. Do you have proof or are you just planning on name calling for the rest of your life (because we will continue to call bullshit). Put up or shut up.
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