Dear Sir;
It was with the utmost regret that I stumbled upon your horror religion. Do you not know that G-d will not be mocked? He who gave this world to us and created us in his imagine is surely not one to be insulted this way. You are a false prophet, and if you don not change your ways you will surely come to regret it when you are burning in the fires of hell. My G-d is a loving G-d, but you are sorely tempting him and he has shown the ability to be pushed to far. (Do the towns of Sodom and Gammorah have any meaning to you?)
I will pray for your soul; I only hope it is not to late. Turn your heart to Jesus and let his light fill you up; you will surely see that to worship a dinner item will only lead to eternal ruin/damnation. If you can’t do it for yourself, you should think of those poor pasta believers you have turned away from G-d; surely you will realize that you are going to be held responsible for thier mis-guided souls, as well?
I am sorry if I will be keeping you awake at night with the fears for your eternal soul, but sometimes a person has to be made afraid to understnad their mistake. Why do you think they are called G-d fearing men? Do you really think your bowl of noodles will enspire fear? Hah, you can talk about pirates and pasta all day, but on the day of Judgement I will be glad I am one of the righteous, and not one of the misleaden. I am praying to G-d to heal your ugly heart and commune you to His beauty and His ways. May G-d have mercy on your soul;
Chuck
What do you guys think – real or fake?
You are way off. We don’t mock mysteries. We embrace them and wish to apply scientific method to them in order to explain them. This is because the answer god did it is unacceptable to us. It takes an open mind to question and explore something and a closed mind to accept the dogma of just because
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“Do you not know that G-d will not be mocked?”
–How do you know? Funny, it’s been happening for quite some time now.
“if you don not change your ways you will surely come to regret it when you are burning in the fires of hell. My G-d is a loving G-d…”
–Your juxtaposition made me LOL, seriously.
“Do the towns of Sodom and Gammorah have any meaning to you?”
–No. Go away. :)
“I will pray for your soul; I only hope it is not to late.”
– My how (self)righteous of you!
“you should think of those poor pasta believers you have turned away from G-d; surely you will realize that you are going to be held responsible for thier mis-guided souls, as well?”
– Does it really matter? We’re all going to burn anyways.
“I am sorry if I will be keeping you awake at night with the fears for your eternal soul, but sometimes a person has to be made afraid to understnad their mistake.”
– Because a loving G-d NEEDS us to be afraid every second for our immortal souls. And don’t worry, you’re not that important. Trufax.
“you can talk about pirates and pasta all day”
– And I believe we were until SOMEBODY came barging in, in the name of (self)rightousness. Just saying…
Why don’t people get a clue and quit their hypocritical bullcrap. The first step toward fixing a problem is admitting it. For example:
Chuck is a scared, SCARED little man, who can’t possibly be expected to solve his own spiritual conundrum, so he tries to get other people scared too, mostly by intruding on their having a good time.
Just admit that you’re frightened because you don’t understand all the mysteries of the universe. It’s okay. There are people in this world that don’t care that you don’t know, and can’t spell, either.
R’amen,
KatetheKate
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Yes the bible is some what of a mystery to me. I see nothing more then a combination of dated dribble, mythology, and opium induced tangents. Yet I’m told there is some great meaning to all this that I simply cant comprehend, that if I simply except G-D it will all make sense, etc.. Strange though, I consider myself a very intelligent person and more so one who has a great deal of resources at hand. After all no work has been analyzed more then the Bible. Yet it still manages to yield a staggering array of interpretations and I still see nothing but what is plainly presented being pulled and twisted by into countless things by various bias and predispositions. Perhaps my view is just as good as any one of the countless.
The point is this Steve, a failure to interpret as you do, does not mean failure to comprehend.
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The fact that you have no better use for your time than trolling the Internet and insulting others certainly doesn’t help. What a miserable existence, in this life and next.
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You said that god “created us in his imagine” and as humans are Predatory Omnivores, the only conclusion I can draw from that is that god must also be a Predator happy to much on meat.
Now I’m starting to see why you’re afraid of god, you are worried he’s going to eat you.
G
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It’s main symbol is a corpse nailed to a cross, it’s main incentive to follow the rules threatening with eternal torture in hell.
FSMism:
It’s main symbol is delicious pasta, it’s main incentives are beer volcanoes and stripper factories.
Which one is the horror religion?
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Have you ever seen an improperly prepared meal of spaghetti that insults his Noodley image? It is quite a scary sight. How dare anyone insult his the FSM with ill-prepared pasta!
RAmen
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“These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb. ”
- The revelation to John, chapter 14, verse 3-4
Was there a typo in there? Should it say these men undefiled with women were the firstfruits
or the first fruits?
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But, I wonder why people use passages and stories from a book and religion I don’t believe to tell me that I am wrong? This happens in every religious discussion I have ever gotten into. I say “I am a member of the church of the flying spaghetti monster, so I don’t believe your religion.” Then they say, “Well, the 10 commandments say that there is no god before Him and not to worship false idols.” Then I tell them I don’t believe their commandments, so why are you telling me I have to follow them, or whatever. The whole thing is such a funny religious circular conversation.
I don’t believe that the bible is anything more than stories written and collected by old men a long time ago. So telling me about how I am wrong according to said book is just silly. Jesus Christ. Use some logic here.
That’s like saying to someone who enjoys burger king that they are wrong and are going to burn in hell because taco bell says to think outside the bun. Seriously.
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-Jill
p.s. To all you FSM supporters, I’m not gonna argue your beliefs (or “beliefs” or whatever) with you, because I know that a lot of Christianity is based on faith, and your FSM thing apparently is too (by the way, in case you hadn’t noticed, I am of the opinion that none of you truly believe this, rather you’re using it to make a point about religion – I’m not complaining, do what you like). Anyways, I know any debate will always end unresolved because Christianity can’t be fully proved or disproved. Like I said, it’s faith-based.
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Why is it that you think that you have the right to come and insult people and threaten pastafarians using hell threats and bad grammar?
I know it’s stupid to use your grammar as an insult, but if you ever really cared about god and jesus you would never have come to the place where we mock him in order to just complain and tell us how to live our lives. Pastafarians are the mis of anti religious people who find the foundations of christianity hilariously stupid and useless to society, people do not wish to remain humble and terrified of some mans imagination, and somehow christians insult pastafarians and tell them to obey their god in order to gain salvation, whereas you are not following your own boundries in being humble and honest, because if you were really being honest you would have had to see god himself in order to say that he really has existed.
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1. You misspelled inspire
2. Why should we want FSM to inspire fear?
3. He isn’t in a bowl, he is a FLYING Spaghetti Monster
RAmen sir,
Awais Kemal
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I believe he keeps the pimp appendage strong due to the sheer number of strippers he must deal with.
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Your religion offers up stories about God having men sacrifice their children and taking away first borns. You say that our hearts are filled with ugliness and that we are misleaden? If taking in the light of Jesus means having to live in constant fear that I might burn for eternity because I don’t do what the bible suggests, I’m not sure I want to be enlightened. Here’s a tip: The next time you try to convince somebody to come over to the darkside, don’t tell them they’re going to rot in hell. Try something like “there is a beer volocano with strippers.” Yeah. That might work.
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