This is just……..wow. This is dumber then Budha. You know how hard that is? asshole. While I agree that pirates rule, I also agree FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!. Sorry. Random thought. I have them somtimes. Anyway, this kinda sucks. Like, I know people who worship some pretty fucking stupid things (i.e. Jesus, Allah, Robert De Niro) but this takes the cake, and eats it too. I’m amazed at the stupidity of your mom. She should have pushed herself down the stairs when her and your father procreated. You can’t arrest gravity, right? Do pastafariuns believe in gravity, or is it gravey or somthing like that? anyway, what was I saying? oh yeah, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
yours truely, The TOM!
Buddha has 2 D’s, smart one. Also, what exactly is wrong with believing in peace and kindness? That’s what you’re saying when you dis Siddhartha.
we acctually don’t belive in gravity oh and SWEET WE GET CAKE. HAAAY YOU GUYS!!!! WE GET CAKE!!!!
Not cool man, not cool! People say we offend peoples religions but you just attacked another peaceful religion, Buddisim is not stupid.
…What’s so wrong with Buddha?
Obviously anyone who refers to himself as “The Tom” has no need for a god, carbohydrate-based of not, because he sees himself as the supreme being!
First of all, the Buddha exists. Please, pay attention in 6th grade social studies. Secondly, honor his noodles and eat pasta. RAmen.