This is Bullshit

Published October 16th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

THIS IS BULLSHIT THIS PUT ME OFF BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING WORSHIP SOME FUCKING SPAGGETTI WITH 2 FUCKING MEATBALLS WITH SOME FUCKING SAUCE AND A GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK GOING TO EAT IT. WHO PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR HEADS. SERIOUSLY SORT YOURSELFS OUT. WORSHIPPING PINK UNICORNS, SATAN AND NOW LUNCH. I ALSO THOUGHT THIS WEBSITE WAS A JOKE AND DW I FEEL FOR YOU AND I MAY BE A JEW BUT I KNOW NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE BAD AND U MAKE A POINT

-A



222 Responses to “This is Bullshit”

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  1. nun sequitur says:

    OK, i know i said i was going but if i had a sense of humor left, id b laughing my fg a** off right now with this letter…

    OY…

  2. nun sequitur says:

    ”Our bodies are temples of God and are to be clean. If you are not at the age of consent, you must resist the temptation to have a bowel movement”…

    http://www.clicker.com/tv/tv-funhouse/overcoming-bowel-movements-1909057/#

    well, it may not have been precisely about above discussion, but in same neighborhood…

  3. nun sequitur says:

    ever hear the expression, 50 lashes with a wet noodle?

    kidding aside, lets please guard against gaybashing…i wont speculate about your sexuality & u stop doing it with the depiction of adam…

  4. Zohar says:

    As a Jewish pastafarian, I apologize in this guy’s name.

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    • Keith says:

      I don’t know about “frequently”. If I have the opportunity to marry my O/H it will only be once.

      • SillyKiwiMan says:

        I hope that his Noodliness touches Abbott (with the back of his noodly appendage) and knocks some sense into him. Everyone should have the right to make the same mistakes. Why should same-sex attracted people be allowed to be happy too?

        • SillyKiwiMan says:

          For the record, I love my wife dearly. If I never post again, please call the police.

        • Keith says:

          Opponents of gay relationships always try to paint said relationships as fleeting: my O/H and I have been together for 20+ years. I don’t think we are unusual in this respect.

        • SillyKiwiMan says:

          Never let the truth get in the way of bigotry.

          I live in a part of Sydney where relationships are measured in dog-years, but it’s a “scene” part of town. As the veteran of one failed long-term relationship, I don’t think that sexual orientation makes a lick of difference (pun intended). I think it depends on whether the people in the relationshipwant it to last.

  6. Saucerer says:

    ….”some gay man on a rock”? Isn’t it just wonderful that there are people who don’t recognise Bobbyangelo’s ADAM.

    Insulting the Design of God’s First Man? I imagine that A won’t dare show his face at the Great White Throne. The scribes won’t have missed that one.

    Aaaaarghhhh…

    • TheFewTheProudTheMarinara says:

      I don’t drink enough to “show my face at the Great White Throne” very often.

      • Keith says:

        Every time I’m driving the Porcelain Bus I think of Adam.

      • Saucerer says:

        I will amend that talking to God on the ‘Great White Phone’ – but with identical dialogue: “Ohhhh my God; what have I done; I didn’t mean it. Please forgive me…eurghhh …..etc”.

        Aaaaahaha…

  7. Saucerer says:

    KEITH: Adam? Surely, The Thinker would be more aesthetic and appropriate. I suggest it as the Go Figure-Head of the Pirate Ship.
    Aaaarhhhhh….

    • Saucerer says:

      KEITH: I am well versed with the scientifically-accredited Aaaarrtt-Restoration Software, PestoShop, and feel semi-inspired to reveal Rodent’s masterpiece, as he originally intended. Do you mind if I replace you with Adam?

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