This is Bullshit

Published October 16th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

THIS IS BULLSHIT THIS PUT ME OFF BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING WORSHIP SOME FUCKING SPAGGETTI WITH 2 FUCKING MEATBALLS WITH SOME FUCKING SAUCE AND A GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK GOING TO EAT IT. WHO PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR HEADS. SERIOUSLY SORT YOURSELFS OUT. WORSHIPPING PINK UNICORNS, SATAN AND NOW LUNCH. I ALSO THOUGHT THIS WEBSITE WAS A JOKE AND DW I FEEL FOR YOU AND I MAY BE A JEW BUT I KNOW NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE BAD AND U MAKE A POINT

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222 Responses to “This is Bullshit”

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  1. pinataheart says:

    @ Lars:
    Lars, I am glad that you have a healthy level of skepticism about you in the fact that you are atheist. More level of skepticism, in fact, than I have. But the problem is that you don’t understand that this is a satire. An attack on the teaching of Intelligent Design in schools. But now if you will go and look yourself in the mirror and say,”I really believed that this site was completely serious even after reading in the hatemail and looking at the context.” then you are some crazy lobotomized monkey. Here is a clue for you: next time read the about section before you make assumptions. Or at least hazard a guess. I mean my FSM! I knew it was a satire without even reading the about section because of the freaking context of most posts.

  2. Shelldigger says:

    #160 Lars: Come back when you get it. Its right there for the getting, you just need to apply yourself a little bit. If you really are an atheist you’re almost home. Now all you have to do is realise this is a parody. Not a real religion, though many do go to great lengths with their “beliefs”, and many go to great lengths to prove how dense they are by not getting it, and then letting their drawers get all bunched up. Many, when they realise this religion is a mirror image of their (insert religion here) get downright nasty about it, those are the ones we especially like to hear from.

    • Jessie says:

      Shelldigger speaks the absolute truth from what I’ve seen.

  3. plumberbob says:

    @ 160 – Lars -

    Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:

    1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.

    2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.

    3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.

    We’re here to have fun. You should have just lurked here for long enough to see that the regulars here are pretty-much all in agreement with the 3 principles listed above, and we enjoy jerking the chains of the fundies who troll the site. And it wouldn’t take you very long to see that they are so loaded with chains that they can neither think or reason.

    There is not one shred of proof for the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; there is equally no evidence for the existence of any other deity. The evidence which we are seeking conforms to the rules of evidence used in the scientific method as to demonstrability, repeatability, testability, and others. All deities, to be proven to exist must conform to the same rules of provability.

    It is impossible for us to tell how seriously anybody takes the irrational dogmas of their chosen religion. Some, I’m sure, are convinced that the next step after the coffin is closed is that they’ll be at the quartermaster shack being issued their robe, sandals, harp, and halo. We too, have our mythology, and some of us, when we’re tweaking the brain of a hate-mailer tell a pretty convincing story. The hate-mailer goes ballistic while the rest of us are ROTFL.

    RAmen

  4. xXPirateKingXx says:

    Hmm…. not much to say about this… But you need to not type in caps, it makes you look like a fool..Whom i pity. you need to go on a cruse to relieve some of this anger. CAPS = FAIL… so when people start to judge you, you will show the same response, but dont use caps XD. BTW – pirates FTW

    RAmen

  5. Cat says:

    After all that shouting, he ends with “U MAKE A POINT”? Why yes, yes we do. Maybe he’s finally caught on, thus prompting a break in the randomly incoherent abuse? I’m just glad he wasn’t smart enough to stop himself from sending in the whole mess; I needed the laugh.

  6. anakin skyramen says:

    I actually clicked on comments to post pretty much the same thing as this last person. Coincidence? Methinks not.

  7. Carlos C. says:

    This is the most funny mails i had ever seen in my life, i can’t belive how many people still belive in religion, (any religion) in this century with not any logical questions in the head,

    i live in a country with more than 80% of Catholic people, that’s why is so bloody retarded, with no education and, the only education is the virgen of guadalupe or some nonsens like that, poor mexico, so close from the vatican city, a so long away from the reasonable ideas of freedom

  8. The Prophet says:

    Lol turn your capslock off…
    And it’s called freedom of speech we can express ourselves. Think are your ideologies any more logical than divine spaghetti that flys and is a monster.

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