The village called

Published October 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

The village called, they want the dumb fuck back.

You and your rediculous religion that involves a flying spaghetti monster is freaking retarded. did you smoke some seriously strong dope, possibly eat some shrooms you thought we’re candy? I have to say i’ve met alot of stupid people with even MORE stupid ideals, but you take the cake.

I think some of the dur duh durs could make a better religion then you from a violated underage teen and a wine bottle. there is no end to the idiocracy of your ideals.

Im not gonna come after you with my ideals as a christian, I won’t come after you with my logic, hell I won’t even come after you with a bat. People like you aren’t even worth the time to even get the shit beat out of them.I mean…,what kind of person has time in their day to piss off the catholics, and ruin the lives of others? your stupid fuck with retard ideals.

I hope that someone castrates you, beats the shit out of you, puts you in a tightly tied sack in the middle of the road and a dozen semi’s run you over repeatedly, and to top it off, a dog taking a shit on your chest like you we’re a cheap whore. I absolutely can’t believe that ignorant bastards like you can get away with creating bunk religions like this.

I had more genius come out my friends ass then from your brain.obviously your parents didn’t love you, dropped you on your head, and didn’t pay the life support and you ended up turning into this kind of retarded goofy fuck.

I mean, to have 2 dee parents to make you dee duh dee doesn’t give you an excuse to go make a crap religion just so you can make a quick buck off the merchandise and to brainwash followers for whatever reason you needed an assload of retards as followers for.>_>

Hope you die, and have a nice day.

-Jeffery Hazelwood
P.S
Fuck you.

I bolded a few parts.



344 Responses to “The village called”

  1. Novparl says:

    Wow! Mr Angry!

  2. Noodlehead says:

    Read the LETTER it all makes sense if you read the LETTER! P.s May the sauce be with you

  3. Mind says:

    Before you call someone dumb, why don’t you learn a few grammar basics as well as learn to spell. Personally, I wonder who touched you in the wrong places, to make you such a self-righteous, ignorant bastard.

  4. wowjustwow says:

    Is “genius” what the kids are calling cock these days?

  5. Ron says:

    You know, Jeffery, it’s people like you who give the rest of the Christians a bad name.

  6. Wendy says:

    Mmmmm, feel that warm, fuzzy love! So THAT’S what Jesus was talking about…..!

  7. Noodly-Diddly says:

    Wow. Pastafarians have become a real threat to these x-ians. I wonder what they tell them in church.

    P.S.
    Fuck you too.

  8. Steve The Pirate / Brian says:

    Fellow pastafarians,.. my bretherin,… it would seem our friend jeffery hazelwood is a blind follower of religon,.. he appears to feel the need to insult our ‘saucy’ religon with his foul mouthed-ness,… true enlightenment awaits all who follow the great FSM,…
    (lol)
    I shall not resort to sinking to his level, but i will say this,……………..
    Jeffery hazelwood, you fucking shithead,….
    May the sauce be with you,…

    The Flying Spaghetti Monster Kicks Ass!!! lol

    Yours faithfully,… (faith in FSM that is)
    Brian,…..

    :D

Leave a Reply