The village called

Published October 2nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

The village called, they want the dumb fuck back.

You and your rediculous religion that involves a flying spaghetti monster is freaking retarded. did you smoke some seriously strong dope, possibly eat some shrooms you thought we’re candy? I have to say i’ve met alot of stupid people with even MORE stupid ideals, but you take the cake.

I think some of the dur duh durs could make a better religion then you from a violated underage teen and a wine bottle. there is no end to the idiocracy of your ideals.

Im not gonna come after you with my ideals as a christian, I won’t come after you with my logic, hell I won’t even come after you with a bat. People like you aren’t even worth the time to even get the shit beat out of them.I mean…,what kind of person has time in their day to piss off the catholics, and ruin the lives of others? your stupid fuck with retard ideals.

I hope that someone castrates you, beats the shit out of you, puts you in a tightly tied sack in the middle of the road and a dozen semi’s run you over repeatedly, and to top it off, a dog taking a shit on your chest like you we’re a cheap whore. I absolutely can’t believe that ignorant bastards like you can get away with creating bunk religions like this.

I had more genius come out my friends ass then from your brain.obviously your parents didn’t love you, dropped you on your head, and didn’t pay the life support and you ended up turning into this kind of retarded goofy fuck.

I mean, to have 2 dee parents to make you dee duh dee doesn’t give you an excuse to go make a crap religion just so you can make a quick buck off the merchandise and to brainwash followers for whatever reason you needed an assload of retards as followers for.>_>

Hope you die, and have a nice day.

-Jeffery Hazelwood
P.S
Fuck you.

I bolded a few parts.



345 Responses to “The village called”

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  1. Bytor says:

    What a loving christian! Way to honor the commandments!

    Obviously he can’t read OR spell correctly! Probably educated at a catholic school and taught NOT to question anything and only to blindly believe in an invisible man that is always watching over everything present, past and future.

    RAmen!

    Bytor

  2. brindy says:

    1 for religious tolerance, lol

  3. Kanoodle says:

    I personally like the whole “People like you aren’t even worth the time to even get the shit beat out of them” shpeel, followed by how he hopes someone will beat the shit out of you, but there are so many other funny parts too. Like “your stupid fuck with retard ideals.” Is that supposed to be possessive? Something tells me no, but I think it works well. Kind of like a middle of the letter “yours truly”.

  4. The Princess says:

    So sad…interestingly I was just at this website calling for Atheists to be nicer. http://st-eutychus.com/2009/five-things-that-would-make-atheists-seem-nicer/

    If only the xtian schools actually taught real world skills such as spelling, grammer and mutual respect, people like Jeffery Hazelwood might actually have been a better person. Instead, Jeffery is a typical idiot coming out of the school system prematurely, unable to function as a useful member of society. His mother should be proud.

  5. Sabrina says:

    Way to be a Christian.

  6. Orange Duck says:

    I am sensing some anger.

  7. PlagueChicken says:

    Now there’s an appropriately Christian sentiment for you. Can’t you just feel the love?

  8. Fred Nurke says:

    Jesus loves me this I know,
    For the Bible tells me so,
    Little ones to him belong,
    we are murderous, ignorant, barely literate, incapable of rational thought and weak,
    but He is strong.

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