This is just……..wow. This is dumber then Budha. You know how hard that is? asshole. While I agree that pirates rule, I also agree FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!. Sorry. Random thought. I have them somtimes. Anyway, this kinda sucks. Like, I know people who worship some pretty fucking stupid things (i.e. Jesus, Allah, Robert De Niro) but this takes the cake, and eats it too. I’m amazed at the stupidity of your mom. She should have pushed herself down the stairs when her and your father procreated. You can’t arrest gravity, right? Do pastafariuns believe in gravity, or is it gravey or somthing like that? anyway, what was I saying? oh yeah, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
yours truely, The TOM!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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On behalf of this Pastafarian, I’d like to say thank you for your thoughts Tom. I love to hear points of view from other non-Pastafarians. May you soon be embraced by his noodly appendages.
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I truly hope that you are not a grown man, The Tom. Because you speak as if you are a retarded 2 year old. I bet your mom killed herself when she procreated and saw you. Good Day.
Love, The Kara.
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You shouldn’t have fed the troll…
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First off, you claim that this is “dumber then Budha”. You’ve obviously never studied buddhism, since otherwise you’d know that it is based on (pretty much) no faith. Buddhism has no God, only a (human) figure which all Buddhism’s subjects believe in. The goal of Buddhism is to reach enlightenment, at which point you will understand the meaning of life, rather than trying to stay in God’s good books so that you don’t get tortured for eternity in the afterlife.
The only reason (that I can see) this religion uses pirates as a basis is because it’s useful in quoting the absolutely ridiculous statistic that a decline in pirates results in the polar ice-caps melting. It’s useful because it’s absolute bollocks, like about 90% of christian arguments.
“I also agree FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!. Sorry. Random thought. I have them somtimes. ” there’s no point writing something and then apologizing as if it was a mistake; the magic of computers is that you can go back and delete your mistake.
I’m not a believer of pastafarianism. I’m an absolute believer in theory, if an argument with a christian requires me to be a believer and make an equally ridiculous comeback. What people like you have failed to grasp is that this religion is an elaborate joke created for the purpose of disproving other religions.
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I do not believe in gravity, it too is just a theory just like evolution. I did not evolve from a monkey and I am not being pulled to the center of mass of the Earth at 32.2 ft/s squared either.
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First of all, I am Buddhist, I fail to see how Buddhism is not a legitimate faith. Can you please explain why you feel this way? I think you are just very confused. The point of pastafarianism is to show that Religion as a whole is built only on faith, seeing as there is no definitive proof, and in our current state, there will never be.
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“This is dumber then Budha”
What’s so dumb about Buddha? ;(
(btw its spelled Buddha).
(second btw, at least this isn’t dumber than you).
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I was going to pray for Tom, but’s it’s Friday, a holiday, and I’m getting ready for beer and spaghetti.
In time Tom will be touched by His Noodly Appendage, and see the Truth (or an Andy Griffith re-run, whichever comes first). When Tom can feel the love of the FSM, he can buy us all a beer and drown his transgressions. Until then, I hope he comes here often and provides followers of the FsM with such great entertainment.
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I wonder what Robert De Niro did to upset Tom? Do you think he sends hate mail to him as well?
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This hatemail is so saddening that I pray to the FSM that it is an ill concieved joke.
If not, may the FSM bring love to your heart and replace the hate the currently saturates it.
In Love and Pasta,
Pastafarian Taco
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haha ohhh myyy gosh, this hate mail is hillarious. He doesnt know this religion is a joke!! hahahahaha i couldnt stop laughing! I wouldnt even call it a religion haha, i would call it….idk a group of humorous science lovers haha :) i love this website haha
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