This is just……..wow. This is dumber then Budha. You know how hard that is? asshole. While I agree that pirates rule, I also agree FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!. Sorry. Random thought. I have them somtimes. Anyway, this kinda sucks. Like, I know people who worship some pretty fucking stupid things (i.e. Jesus, Allah, Robert De Niro) but this takes the cake, and eats it too. I’m amazed at the stupidity of your mom. She should have pushed herself down the stairs when her and your father procreated. You can’t arrest gravity, right? Do pastafariuns believe in gravity, or is it gravey or somthing like that? anyway, what was I saying? oh yeah, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
yours truely, The TOM!
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Um.. Tom. Im pretty sure that you don’t have the right to critise anyones religion. Nobody points out the fact that your intellictually retarded… and i’m pretty sure that IF your little mind did function enough to give you the ability of faith you would probably believe that your dog is god instead. So please be tolerant of others, regardless of how “retarded” it seems.
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We ALL are dumber then Buddha. He is one of the most intelligent people who ever walked this planet.
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Woah, woah, woah buddy. Insulting Buddha (that’s how it’s spelled by the way asshole) is like making fun of a blind kid because you beat him in a game of I-Spy. He preaches acceptance and peace for Noodle’s sake! You are a perfect example of the knuckle-dragging idiots that feel the need to shit on other people’s faith for the simple fact that you are a faithless, insecure bastard. And you know what buddy? I’m just gonna give you an all around FUCK YOU to sum this all up.
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I also agree FUCK YOU? The TOM? pastafariuns? this guy is stupid.
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Buddha is second only to the great FSM… …and maybe Chuck Norris.
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The Budha was a real person. He was also very wise. Meditation is proven to relax. How was he stupid? You know, it’s ironic how zealotings monothiests are when they are taught to be accepting and be violent near no one.
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If he’s being serious…. yeah, excuse me while I got bitch slap one.
If he’s just a troll…. well, that was actually kind of hilarious.
Do not insult the great FSM, “The Tom”.
RAmen.
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I totally butchered that first sentence. I shouldn’t write these things when I’m on 3 hours of sleep.
I meant:
*If he’s being serious…. yeah, excuse me while I go bitch slap someone.
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