Comments on: This is Bullshit http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/ Sat, 20 Mar 2010 06:34:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Jeff http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-930460 Jeff Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:36:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-930460 This is easily the funniest website I've ever seen. It's also sad, a little annoying ( just the Hate Mail) and quite inspirational. I'm looking forward to some wonderful Pasta and Beer tonight. This is easily the funniest website I’ve ever seen. It’s also sad, a little annoying ( just the Hate Mail) and quite inspirational. I’m looking forward to some wonderful Pasta and Beer tonight.

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]]> By: doodymgoo http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-930364 doodymgoo Fri, 05 Mar 2010 05:16:41 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-930364 I think your caps lock is broken I think your caps lock is broken

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]]> By: able semen http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-929445 able semen Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:26:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-929445 154 - someone smarter than you: Are you on acid? I love the fact that you think this is a true religion! Wow, and I thought christians were gullible… 154 – someone smarter than you: Are you on acid?

I love the fact that you think this is a true religion! Wow, and I thought christians were gullible…

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]]> By: someone smarter than you http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-925328 someone smarter than you Wed, 17 Feb 2010 20:13:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-925328 let me just say that the people who are arguing this are pathetic. we do not argue that a man created the world in other religions; why should we argue that a giant spaghetti monster created the world? is it because christians and muslims have been around longer, do we no longer have the capacity to imagine, or do humans truly think so highly of ourselves that we honestly believe that the only way that humans could be created is if it was an image of man himself that created us? if any of the above are true, we are very sad beings. it is true that i do not believe in this religion -- in truth i do not have a religion at the moment and have been spending recent time researching every religion i can -- but that does not mean i slander every person that believes something different than i. i do not see any off you complaining to scientologists about their religion, although it is even more ridiculous than anything ever imagined and they get money off innocent civilians for it. admit it -- anyone who chooses to send hate mail to this website is only doing so because they fail to comprehend the fact that this is an established religion in the world now, and it desrves any and all rights any other religion recieves. mainly the ability to be disproven by scientists, but also the ability to command respect from other religions. if i ever have a child i will share this religion with them, because it is a real religion now, whether you like it or not, and it deserves to be treated as such. let me just say that the people who are arguing this are pathetic. we do not argue that a man created the world in other religions; why should we argue that a giant spaghetti monster created the world? is it because christians and muslims have been around longer, do we no longer have the capacity to imagine, or do humans truly think so highly of ourselves that we honestly believe that the only way that humans could be created is if it was an image of man himself that created us? if any of the above are true, we are very sad beings. it is true that i do not believe in this religion — in truth i do not have a religion at the moment and have been spending recent time researching every religion i can — but that does not mean i slander every person that believes something different than i. i do not see any off you complaining to scientologists about their religion, although it is even more ridiculous than anything ever imagined and they get money off innocent civilians for it. admit it — anyone who chooses to send hate mail to this website is only doing so because they fail to comprehend the fact that this is an established religion in the world now, and it desrves any and all rights any other religion recieves. mainly the ability to be disproven by scientists, but also the ability to command respect from other religions. if i ever have a child i will share this religion with them, because it is a real religion now, whether you like it or not, and it deserves to be treated as such.

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]]> By: some 11th grader http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-923688 some 11th grader Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:33:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-923688 well since you put it in caps, i'll tell you that YES IT IS A JOKE. :) well since you put it in caps, i’ll tell you that YES IT IS A JOKE. :)

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]]> By: nolzardae http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-920571 nolzardae Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:55:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-920571 He called Adam a gay man. LULZ Dumbass. He called Adam a gay man. LULZ Dumbass.

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]]> By: anon http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-919513 anon Sun, 31 Jan 2010 22:54:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-919513 i lol'd i lol’d

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]]> By: Bazilisk http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-919076 Bazilisk Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:35:45 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-919076 NANANANANANNANANANANNA THIS IS FAKE AND GAY, AND CAPS LOCKS ARE THE BEST WAY TO TELL YA are you mister this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVsv5wQqcj4&feature=related because thats what you look like and btw, this IS pretty much a joke, but is called parody, not a religion, but maybe it will take some time for you.... let me explain, there is something that all we here, and most of us the ppl who post that we like to call "sarcasm", and as well a lot more of funny things that help to go with this parody, or game or satire if you like, but no one really is a zealot of god, like in other religions (and i dont mean all the believers, i mean the zealots) and if you dont understand YAY FUCKIN CAPS LOCKS FUCKIN SARCASM FUCKIN GOOGLE IT AND FUCKIN DO MORE FUCKIN RESEARCH, FOR FUCKIN SAKE OF THE F WORD!!! NANANANANANNANANANANNA THIS IS FAKE AND GAY, AND CAPS LOCKS ARE THE BEST WAY TO TELL YA

are you mister this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVsv5wQqcj4&feature=related
because thats what you look like

and btw, this IS pretty much a joke, but is called parody, not a religion, but maybe it will take some time for you…. let me explain, there is something that all we here, and most of us the ppl who post that we like to call “sarcasm”, and as well a lot more of funny things that help to go with this parody, or game or satire if you like, but no one really is a zealot of god, like in other religions (and i dont mean all the believers, i mean the zealots)

and if you dont understand

YAY FUCKIN CAPS LOCKS FUCKIN SARCASM FUCKIN GOOGLE IT
AND FUCKIN DO MORE FUCKIN RESEARCH, FOR FUCKIN SAKE OF THE F WORD!!!

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-918260 plumberbob Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:02:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-918260 @ -A , Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned: 1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools. 2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion. 3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours. jynnan_tonnyx // Nov 5, 2009 at 10:13 am I propose a new rule: from now on, anyone who worships a dude who spent His entire adult life hanging out with a dozen other guys, was known to be kissed by them and wash their feet, and is frequently portrayed in a nearly-nude S&M glamour shot, isn’t allowed to have a problem with gay people. Sound fair? Now, if you are Jewish, I direct you to observe Hillel's lesson: What is hateful to you, do not do to others; all the rest is commentary. Go and learn it! RAmen @ -A ,

Perhaps if you were smart enough to read and follow the directions that were clearly given to you when you entered our site, you would have had your questions answered. After reading the Open Letter and the “About” tab material, you could have learned:

1) Our mission is the exclusion of religious mythology from the science curricula of public schools.

2) Our theology is a satire that neither depends on, nor is derivative of any other religion.

3) We insist that any school board that includes any religious mythology in their science curricula, must also include ours.

jynnan_tonnyx // Nov 5, 2009 at 10:13 am
I propose a new rule: from now on, anyone who worships a dude who spent His entire adult life hanging out with a dozen other guys, was known to be kissed by them and wash their feet, and is frequently portrayed in a nearly-nude S&M glamour shot, isn’t allowed to have a problem with gay people.
Sound fair?

Now, if you are Jewish, I direct you to observe Hillel’s lesson:

What is hateful to you, do not do to others; all the rest is commentary. Go and learn it!

RAmen

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]]> By: CrudOMatic http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-917086 CrudOMatic Tue, 26 Jan 2010 07:15:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-917086 """SOME FUCKING SPAGGETTI WITH 2 FUCKING MEATBALLS WITH SOME FUCKING SAUCE AND A GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK GOING TO EAT IT.""" Oh man, this is just too precious. Hey moron, that "GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK" is your ADAM - you ever seen the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel??? Apparently not... you don't even know of the works of your FAKE ASS religion!!!!!!! This is comedy gold. A Jesus freak that doesn't even know the Sistine Chapel ceiling painting. Poor Michelangelo, having to paint such a blasphemy to rationality and enlightenment. Makes me shudder. “”"SOME FUCKING SPAGGETTI WITH 2 FUCKING MEATBALLS WITH SOME FUCKING SAUCE AND A GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK GOING TO EAT IT.”"”

Oh man, this is just too precious. Hey moron, that “GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK” is your ADAM – you ever seen the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel??? Apparently not… you don’t even know of the works of your FAKE ASS religion!!!!!!! This is comedy gold.

A Jesus freak that doesn’t even know the Sistine Chapel ceiling painting.

Poor Michelangelo, having to paint such a blasphemy to rationality and enlightenment. Makes me shudder.

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]]> By: Amara http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-916487 Amara Mon, 25 Jan 2010 03:02:51 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-916487 OH HEY IS YOUR CAPS LOCK BROKEN TOO??? BUMMER, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE! OH HEY IS YOUR CAPS LOCK BROKEN TOO??? BUMMER, I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!

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]]> By: prophet http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-915258 prophet Wed, 20 Jan 2010 21:16:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-915258 yeah the flying spaghetti monster is saying to met right now "SUCK MY MEATBALLS!" yeah the flying spaghetti monster is saying to met right now “SUCK MY MEATBALLS!”

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]]> By: ill Dottore http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-913133 ill Dottore Tue, 12 Jan 2010 10:31:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-913133 "FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING WORSHIP SOME FUCKING SPAGGETTI WITH 2 FUCKING MEATBALLS WITH SOME FUCKING SAUCE AND A GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK GOING TO EAT IT" That was just hilarious, truly made my day, especially the last bit. He isn't just one more in the list of people who just missed the point, he's truly of the richterscale. Just awesome... “FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING WORSHIP SOME FUCKING SPAGGETTI WITH 2 FUCKING MEATBALLS WITH SOME FUCKING SAUCE AND A GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK GOING TO EAT IT”

That was just hilarious, truly made my day, especially the last bit. He isn’t just one more in the list of people who just missed the point, he’s truly of the richterscale. Just awesome…

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]]> By: BIGOILYMEN http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-911534 BIGOILYMEN Tue, 05 Jan 2010 15:43:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-911534 hahahahahahahhahaha jew hahahahahahaha jew hahaha hahahahahahahhahaha jew hahahahahahaha jew hahaha

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]]> By: Aggie http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-911508 Aggie Tue, 05 Jan 2010 13:57:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-911508 YES I FUCKING WORSHIIP THIS FUCKING BOWL OF FUCKING PASTA WHAT CHU GOT AGAINST IT? CHRISTIANITY IS BULLSHIT SURELY YOU KNOW THAT FUCKER. AND OH YEAH, FUCK YOU!!!!!!! YES I FUCKING WORSHIIP THIS FUCKING BOWL OF FUCKING PASTA WHAT CHU GOT AGAINST IT? CHRISTIANITY IS BULLSHIT SURELY YOU KNOW THAT FUCKER. AND OH YEAH, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

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]]> By: Aaron http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-910858 Aaron Sat, 02 Jan 2010 23:15:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-910858 WHAT THE ACTUALT FUCK U DONT GO ON JESUS AND SHIZZLE WEBSITES AND SAY THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT U SHOULD SORT YOUR LIFE OUT ANS STOP OFFENDING THE THOUSANDS EVEN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER INCLUDING ME FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR MUM WHAT THE ACTUALT FUCK U DONT GO ON JESUS AND SHIZZLE WEBSITES AND SAY THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT U SHOULD SORT YOUR LIFE OUT ANS STOP OFFENDING THE THOUSANDS EVEN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER INCLUDING ME FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR MUM

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]]> By: kieren http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-910837 kieren Sat, 02 Jan 2010 20:31:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-910837 well i dont see how pink unicorns and the fsm is more bullshit than a guy sitting on a cloud well i dont see how pink unicorns and the fsm is more bullshit than a guy sitting on a cloud

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]]> By: Steven Wanzell http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-908112 Steven Wanzell Wed, 23 Dec 2009 06:19:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-908112 I have to agree with Mississippi. And so did (now revealed as a FOX rightie) Denis Miller, on Shelley Winters' befuddling autobiography - "I think before one is allowed to WRITE a book, one should be forced to READ a book. American literacy has become endangered. But our faith shall prevail!!!! I have to agree with Mississippi. And so did (now revealed as a FOX rightie) Denis Miller, on Shelley Winters’ befuddling autobiography – “I think before one is allowed to WRITE a book, one should be forced to READ a book. American literacy has become endangered. But our faith shall prevail!!!!

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]]> By: Luigi Vercotti http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-906781 Luigi Vercotti Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:37:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-906781 I suggest that a scoring system be implemented for judging hatemails from now on. Give them a grade of some kind for entertainment or other value. I'll start with these suggestions for a scoring system using this post as an example. Each category is scored from 1-10 points, for a total of 100 possible points, thus giving the post a grade ranging A to F when all is said & done. (1) Missing the point of the whole FSM thang: 10 points (highest possible score here) (2) Made no sense: 5 points (I actually think I understood some of it so I can't give him a 10) (3) Grammar and/or spelling issues: 1 point (I've seen a hell of a lot worse) (4) Using religious dogma to try to prove a point: 0 points (Damn, and those are my favorite kind of posts too) (5) Downright mean and insulting: 0 points (6) Praying for pastafarians: 0 points (7) Possibility of being a real post in all seriousness: 10 points (8) How much it made me laugh: 4 points (liked the line about the gay man on the rock) (9) Likelihood of poster being too drunk to stand up: 8 points (10) Use of curse words above and beyond the call of duty: 4 points (6 fucks and 2 shits is pretty good but not worth awarding a 10) So, with less than 50 points I award this post an "F". I welcome suggestions to make the grading system better. I invented it and even I think it sucks. RAmen.

I suggest that a scoring system be implemented for judging hatemails from now on. Give them a grade of some kind for entertainment or other value.

I’ll start with these suggestions for a scoring system using this post as an example.

Each category is scored from 1-10 points, for a total of 100 possible points, thus giving the post a grade ranging A to F when all is said & done.

(1) Missing the point of the whole FSM thang: 10 points
(highest possible score here)

(2) Made no sense: 5 points
(I actually think I understood some of it so I can’t give him a 10)

(3) Grammar and/or spelling issues: 1 point
(I’ve seen a hell of a lot worse)

(4) Using religious dogma to try to prove a point: 0 points
(Damn, and those are my favorite kind of posts too)

(5) Downright mean and insulting: 0 points

(6) Praying for pastafarians: 0 points

(7) Possibility of being a real post in all seriousness: 10 points

(8) How much it made me laugh: 4 points (liked the line about the gay man on the rock)

(9) Likelihood of poster being too drunk to stand up: 8 points

(10) Use of curse words above and beyond the call of duty: 4 points
(6 fucks and 2 shits is pretty good but not worth awarding a 10)

So, with less than 50 points I award this post an “F”.

I welcome suggestions to make the grading system better. I invented it and even I think it sucks.

RAmen.

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]]> By: gothceltgirl http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/16/this-is-bullshit/#comment-906753 gothceltgirl Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:17:07 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2553#comment-906753 Seriously one of the funniest hate mails ever!!! Wow, SO MUCH FUCKING ANGER IN ONE FUCKING LETTER! Its amazing that one doesn't lose track of what one is even trying to say amidst all of the FUCKING CAPSLOCK GOODNESS. ROFL!!! Seriously one of the funniest hate mails ever!!! Wow, SO MUCH FUCKING ANGER IN ONE FUCKING LETTER! Its amazing that one doesn’t lose track of what one is even trying to say amidst all of the FUCKING CAPSLOCK GOODNESS. ROFL!!!

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