THIS IS BULLSHIT THIS PUT ME OFF BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING WORSHIP SOME FUCKING SPAGGETTI WITH 2 FUCKING MEATBALLS WITH SOME FUCKING SAUCE AND A GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK GOING TO EAT IT. WHO PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR HEADS. SERIOUSLY SORT YOURSELFS OUT. WORSHIPPING PINK UNICORNS, SATAN AND NOW LUNCH. I ALSO THOUGHT THIS WEBSITE WAS A JOKE AND DW I FEEL FOR YOU AND I MAY BE A JEW BUT I KNOW NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE BAD AND U MAKE A POINT
well since you put it in caps, i’ll tell you that YES IT IS A JOKE. :)
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Feb 17th, 2010
let me just say that the people who are arguing this are pathetic. we do not argue that a man created the world in other religions; why should we argue that a giant spaghetti monster created the world? is it because christians and muslims have been around longer, do we no longer have the capacity to imagine, or do humans truly think so highly of ourselves that we honestly believe that the only way that humans could be created is if it was an image of man himself that created us? if any of the above are true, we are very sad beings. it is true that i do not believe in this religion — in truth i do not have a religion at the moment and have been spending recent time researching every religion i can — but that does not mean i slander every person that believes something different than i. i do not see any off you complaining to scientologists about their religion, although it is even more ridiculous than anything ever imagined and they get money off innocent civilians for it. admit it — anyone who chooses to send hate mail to this website is only doing so because they fail to comprehend the fact that this is an established religion in the world now, and it desrves any and all rights any other religion recieves. mainly the ability to be disproven by scientists, but also the ability to command respect from other religions. if i ever have a child i will share this religion with them, because it is a real religion now, whether you like it or not, and it deserves to be treated as such.
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able semen -
Mar 1st, 2010
154 – someone smarter than you: Are you on acid?
I love the fact that you think this is a true religion! Wow, and I thought christians were gullible…
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doodymgoo -
Mar 4th, 2010
I think your caps lock is broken
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Mar 5th, 2010
This is easily the funniest website I’ve ever seen. It’s also sad, a little annoying ( just the Hate Mail) and quite inspirational. I’m looking forward to some wonderful Pasta and Beer tonight.
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i lol’d
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He called Adam a gay man. LULZ Dumbass.
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well since you put it in caps, i’ll tell you that YES IT IS A JOKE. :)
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let me just say that the people who are arguing this are pathetic. we do not argue that a man created the world in other religions; why should we argue that a giant spaghetti monster created the world? is it because christians and muslims have been around longer, do we no longer have the capacity to imagine, or do humans truly think so highly of ourselves that we honestly believe that the only way that humans could be created is if it was an image of man himself that created us? if any of the above are true, we are very sad beings. it is true that i do not believe in this religion — in truth i do not have a religion at the moment and have been spending recent time researching every religion i can — but that does not mean i slander every person that believes something different than i. i do not see any off you complaining to scientologists about their religion, although it is even more ridiculous than anything ever imagined and they get money off innocent civilians for it. admit it — anyone who chooses to send hate mail to this website is only doing so because they fail to comprehend the fact that this is an established religion in the world now, and it desrves any and all rights any other religion recieves. mainly the ability to be disproven by scientists, but also the ability to command respect from other religions. if i ever have a child i will share this religion with them, because it is a real religion now, whether you like it or not, and it deserves to be treated as such.
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154 – someone smarter than you: Are you on acid?
I love the fact that you think this is a true religion! Wow, and I thought christians were gullible…
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I think your caps lock is broken
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This is easily the funniest website I’ve ever seen. It’s also sad, a little annoying ( just the Hate Mail) and quite inspirational. I’m looking forward to some wonderful Pasta and Beer tonight.
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