THIS IS BULLSHIT THIS PUT ME OFF BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING WORSHIP SOME FUCKING SPAGGETTI WITH 2 FUCKING MEATBALLS WITH SOME FUCKING SAUCE AND A GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK GOING TO EAT IT. WHO PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR HEADS. SERIOUSLY SORT YOURSELFS OUT. WORSHIPPING PINK UNICORNS, SATAN AND NOW LUNCH. I ALSO THOUGHT THIS WEBSITE WAS A JOKE AND DW I FEEL FOR YOU AND I MAY BE A JEW BUT I KNOW NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE BAD AND U MAKE A POINT
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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A, you, also, have some really bad grammar skills. This last part I didn’t understand at all. I must point out one thing, before you write something to someone make sure you check your grammar. This is some of the worst grammar I have seen, and I live in Mississippi.
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I happen to be an American and I approve of this message.
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I love how so many people seem to think that using all caps and using an obscenity for every other word will somehow get the message across better. Never mind all the wonderful and descriptive adjectives that the English language (and Shakespeare) provides for situations like this, we must clearly degrade ourselves by restricting our vocabulary to Four-letter words. Never mind that overusing obscene words detracts from both meaning of the sentence and the shock-factor of the words themselves. (Not to mention it gets very confusing as the people who do this usually forget what part of speech they’re trying to use the word for) Never mind that an all caps note is practically unreadable, and a writer loses all shades of the emphasis capitalizing the whole thing in the same way it is completely pointless to highlight an entire chapter of a book.
You know what? Just never mind. I’m done discussing this. I’m going to go weep in the corner of my room for the state of human society and intelligence…
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# 64 – Keith’s surveillance team – Oct 19th, 2009
and they ride you
You’ve been looking through my window! I hope you haven’t taken photos of my Digimon exploits!
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HO-CHEE-MAMA!! Am I to understand that the website for Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has a hangup with “nasty” words?!!!
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YOHO, HAM NOX
pirate’s lament is of all times laddie, don’t give up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYooyanDMZU
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Sauce and peace to all,
RAmen
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ALL CAPS MAKES YOU LOOK SMART!
IT ALSO GETS YOUR POINT ACROSS!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Wikipedia says: YOU’RE AN IDIOT!
Just go and find out what FSM is about and then come back, so that I can kick you in your not existing balls!
I just can’t believe that the stupid people get dumber and dumber… but this is what I expect from brain-washed victims of Religion and slaves of social constraints.
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To number 110,
Dont give in to the powers of the darkside. If we conduct ourselves with such hate, well then were no better than the x-tian IDiots. :)
Praise him, in all of his Noodliness!
RAmen!
<3 Trey
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does nobody realize this is a satire religion
all the idiots (atheist or religious) that send their hate mail to this website take the religion more seriously than the actual believers
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why is everyne so boged down on grammer heer
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C’mon. Using swear words as meaningless intensifiers is unintelligent. You can’t seriously expect someone to respect your opinion if you are saturating your sentences with such nonsense. Oh, and your grammar is terrible. Plus, the FSM tells us to love all humanity, and here you are believing in a homophobic and racist god who is jealous and doesn’t give a shit about you unless you worship him. How sad is it that in this age people are still upholding Bronze age beliefs, when clearly the FSM is the one true god.
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fsm this guy should serially take some writing lessons he can’t even wright hate mail
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“Treveor”
Stop trying to act smaart your a fucking idiot
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STOP YELLING AT ME!!
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“AND A GAY MAN ON A FUCKING ROCK GOING TO EAT IT.”
Ah, hate to break it to you, but that image you are referring to is satirical of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “The Creation of Adam” (Or vice-versa) You should look into it sometime before you go shooting your head off at world-renound priceless works of art.
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Any of you fellow noodle worshipers got a recipe for turning Jew-Skin into Lampshades??? Got a Jew here named Edward Bennett who needs illuminating :)
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“Why is everyone hung up on grammar, spelling, and too much cussing here?”
It comes down to the eloquence of defending a viewpoint. If you are going to defend your viewpoint and form a constructive argument, then practicing proper grammar and spelling is a necessary part of presenting your argument for serious consideration. Proper spelling and grammar show that there is an attempt to present the argument in a well thought out manner. If you’ve spent the time to do a read-through or two of what you’ve written, then you’re obviously trying to provide something worth reading and considering. Similarly, refraining from vulgarity also lends your argument sophistication just as much as using vulgarity in every sentence detracts from your apparent respectability.
We’re not requiring perfection here. Just an effort to communicate in a respectable way when trying to make your viewpoints heard. I myself have made several mistakes in both grammar and spelling up to this point, some of which I’ve found and corrected, some of which I’ve missed and will be posted. We all make these mistakes, it’s understandable. But, to make constant, flagrant mistakes that would be easily found with a single read-through is another matter entirely. Putting the time in to do a draft, or even a spell check of your work (or even attempt to do it right the first time) shows the reader that you think it’s important that they understand you. It tells the reader that you think their attention to your thoughts is important, which in turn makes them more receptive to those ideas or at least willing to read them and respond in kind.
The kind of message provided by “A” only serves to provide one message, and within the first sentence you understand the message and no longer feel the need to continue reading it. I sure didn’t. After the second line I stopped reading. I understood the point. It immediately put me on the defensive and my thoughts on this guy weren’t anywhere close to “I should read what this guy has to say.” It was more along the lines of, “What a jerk.”
The preoccupation with willfully poor grammar and spell as well as flagrant vulgarity isn’t necessarily about those things taken individually. It’s about the writer not taking the time to consider that he should actually be taking the time to communicate WITH his audience rather than communicating AT them. People who nitpick the grammar are a different group, but in this case the gripes about grammar and vulgarity of “A’s” message are well placed.
In Love and Noodles,
Pastafarian Taco
P.S. The message of the hate mail is of course, “RAWR RAWR I HATE YOU GUYS AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO ISN’T ME RAWR RAWR FUCK RAWR.” That would have been plenty to get his point across. Maybe that wasn’t his intent, but that’s certainly what he wrote. But perhaps had he written: “I disagree with your point of view and those that clash with mine. You should also not condone the homosexual lifestyle as I find it repugnant. And, while I am fairly certain your website is satirical, I can’t help but notice your general philosophies clash with mine. Please re-evaluate your belief system and consider mine as an alternative. I will be happy to discuss my beliefs with you at length should you so desire such a dialogue,” it would not have appeared on the hate mail page for us to mock.
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