Comments on: The village called http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/ Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:52:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Pans Narrans http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-933507 Pans Narrans Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:27:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-933507 I may not be the first to point this out, but the phrase is 'village idiot'. Not 'dumb fuck'. I may not be the first to point this out, but the phrase is ‘village idiot’. Not ‘dumb fuck’.

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]]> By: Drained and Washed Clean http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-931838 Drained and Washed Clean Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:50:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-931838 gordon_uk Maybe that is why I have such a potty mouth!!! I finally understand!!! :) gordon_uk

Maybe that is why I have such a potty mouth!!! I finally understand!!! :)

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]]> By: plumberbob http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-931686 plumberbob Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:06:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-931686 @ 296 - Ponyboy - , This is our website, and we are fully justified in defending our cause. It is the exclusion of religious mythology from public school science curricula. Our theology is satire that depends on and demeans no other faith or religion. You have the unmitigated gall to come here with you abominable spelling and your atrocious grammar to try to preach, and all you are doing is demonstrating your boundless ignorance. Let me make sure that I understand you properly. Is this what you mean? CHRISTIANITY: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically tell him he's your master, all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. MAKES PERFECT SENSE! If our "...use of language is a sin.", please come back and explain why ours is, and yours is not. belate: to retard or make late. :delay deminish: ?. Do you mean "diminish"? tink: The sound of a light object striking against a resonant metal. "Folowers": (What word is this that it's so important that you've capitalized it and put it in quotes?) RAmen @ 296 – Ponyboy – ,

This is our website, and we are fully justified in defending our cause. It is the exclusion of religious mythology from public school science curricula. Our theology is satire that depends on and
demeans no other faith or religion. You have the unmitigated gall to come here with you abominable spelling and your atrocious grammar to try to preach, and all you are doing is demonstrating your boundless ignorance.

Let me make sure that I understand you properly. Is this what you mean?
CHRISTIANITY: the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie will give you eternal life if you drink his blood and eat his flesh and telepathically tell him he’s your master, all because some rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

If our “…use of language is a sin.”, please come back and explain why ours is, and yours is not.

belate: to retard or make late. :delay
deminish: ?. Do you mean “diminish”?
tink: The sound of a light object striking against a resonant metal.
“Folowers”: (What word is this that it’s so important that you’ve capitalized it and put it in quotes?)

RAmen

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]]> By: Keith http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-931330 Keith Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:40:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-931330 *296: Ponyboy - I would say that your abuse of language is sinful. I don't see how anyone can belate a religion but it is quite possible to berate one. *296: Ponyboy – I would say that your abuse of language is sinful. I don’t see how anyone can belate a religion but it is quite possible to berate one.

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]]> By: Ponyboy http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-931214 Ponyboy Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:55:29 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-931214 I hope you realize that you have gone against your religion by saying all that. Christianity does not teach to belate other religions. It states that they are false, but you can't deminish it. If you tink about it, FSM is your religion. All it is is christianity with new names and more appealing and comical beliefs. Also, your use of language is a sin. You might want to seek forgivness. I am not insulting your religion as I am Christian myself. Realize that this is humor and leverage to point out that the school system is faulty. Understand where us "Folowers" are coming from. This religion may not be true in your opinion, but we are still going to defend it. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: Glenn http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-930738 Glenn Sun, 07 Mar 2010 01:35:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-930738 tbh Jeff, as a christian aren't you meant to "love thy neighbour/fellow man" or something, cos if so, how many years ago did you beat up, run over, then sexually abuse your neighbours/fellow men with the use of your dogs shit? If anyone is in the wrong its you Jeff. tbh Jeff, as a christian aren’t you meant to “love thy neighbour/fellow man” or something, cos if so, how many years ago did you beat up, run over, then sexually abuse your neighbours/fellow men with the use of your dogs shit? If anyone is in the wrong its you Jeff.

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]]> By: Straightouttahistory http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-930173 Straightouttahistory Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:04:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-930173 "I mean…,what kind of person has time in their day to piss off the catholics, and ruin the lives of others? your stupid fuck with retard ideals." Does he realize that the christians did both of those things?? Lol Martin Luther kinda pissed them off with his whole list of grievances which led to his excommunication and the ultimate creation of Protestantism. Then there was the Inquisition and The Crusades, also by... who? Christians. I'd say they settle quite nicely into both categories but, hey, what do I know? Maybe I just missed the part about how that makes for a stronger faith. R'amen “I mean…,what kind of person has time in their day to piss off the catholics, and ruin the lives of others? your stupid fuck with retard ideals.”

Does he realize that the christians did both of those things?? Lol Martin Luther kinda pissed them off with his whole list of grievances which led to his excommunication and the ultimate creation of Protestantism. Then there was the Inquisition and The Crusades, also by… who? Christians. I’d say they settle quite nicely into both categories but, hey, what do I know? Maybe I just missed the part about how that makes for a stronger faith.

R’amen

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]]> By: Justiferous http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-929530 Justiferous Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:03:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-929530 It is clear and indisputable that this letter had the best opening line. Why can't these people spell? Don't they know the dictionary was intelligently designed, too? Maybe it was just designed for the intelligent. Oh well! RAmen It is clear and indisputable that this letter had the best opening line.

Why can’t these people spell? Don’t they know the dictionary was intelligently designed, too? Maybe it was just designed for the intelligent. Oh well!

RAmen

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]]> By: Rob http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-928468 Rob Thu, 25 Feb 2010 22:41:33 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-928468 I love how he is attempting to be clever, yet he was using extremely immature and benign insults that make no sense what-so-ever. I also enjoy when people just can't tak a joke and accept things the way they are, and that people just can't understand that there are more "ideals" than just their own. I am a Catholic, however, I am very ashamed when I see other Christians act this way because they just can't accept anyone else. This is what the world is coming to. If you're different you should be "castrated" and "run over by a dozen trucks" and "have a dog shit on your chest". I hope that His Great Noodliness touches you with hes great noodly appendage and you realize where you've gone wrong. Have a nice day. Love, Rob P.S. RAmen I love how he is attempting to be clever, yet he was using extremely immature and benign insults that make no sense what-so-ever. I also enjoy when people just can’t tak a joke and accept things the way they are, and that people just can’t understand that there are more “ideals” than just their own. I am a Catholic, however, I am very ashamed when I see other Christians act this way because they just can’t accept anyone else. This is what the world is coming to. If you’re different you should be “castrated” and “run over by a dozen trucks” and “have a dog shit on your chest”. I hope that His Great Noodliness touches you with hes great noodly appendage and you realize where you’ve gone wrong.

Have a nice day. Love,
Rob

P.S.
RAmen

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]]> By: silly boy http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-926725 silly boy Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:17:09 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-926725 Dude, you're calling a physics major a retard? and isn't all this malicious shit against your religion? I think your god will smite you for thinking these things rather than just "really rather you didn't". If you were slightly learned of physics then you'd have thought about length contraction before sending this, put into context with life and not just high school physics; something is different to an observer when it is taking place than it actually is. You're just reacting with "flawed" perception because you're in the situation in stead of outside the situation, this isn't what you see it as, its a parody, a satire. relax, your brain should have stopped at castration because that's against your religion too, just like being malevolent. I mean, I think christianity is fascistic and out dated, but it's your isn't it about guilt? the jesus man died, so now you're supposed repaying him by living as "righteously" as you can, and this whole rant you typed up is incoherent to both pastafarianism AND abrahamic religions, you should be tolerant. you take life too seriously, everyone dies in the end anyway. i'd much rather spend life looking forward to a beer volcano and stripper factory and devouring ramen than looking forward to some bright place in the sky where it's probably cold and dude...there are a lot of christian rules, you'd rather look forward to the boring place with silly rules. whatevs. RAmen Dude, you’re calling a physics major a retard? and isn’t all this malicious shit against your religion? I think your god will smite you for thinking these things rather than just “really rather you didn’t”. If you were slightly learned of physics then you’d have thought about length contraction before sending this, put into context with life and not just high school physics; something is different to an observer when it is taking place than it actually is. You’re just reacting with “flawed” perception because you’re in the situation in stead of outside the situation, this isn’t what you see it as, its a parody, a satire. relax, your brain should have stopped at castration because that’s against your religion too, just like being malevolent. I mean, I think christianity is fascistic and out dated, but it’s your isn’t it about guilt? the jesus man died, so now you’re supposed repaying him by living as “righteously” as you can, and this whole rant you typed up is incoherent to both pastafarianism AND abrahamic religions, you should be tolerant. you take life too seriously, everyone dies in the end anyway. i’d much rather spend life looking forward to a beer volcano and stripper factory and devouring ramen than looking forward to some bright place in the sky where it’s probably cold and dude…there are a lot of christian rules, you’d rather look forward to the boring place with silly rules.

whatevs. RAmen

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]]> By: Brian http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-925668 Brian Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:23:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-925668 Wait... I spot a contradiction! "People like you aren’t even worth the time to even get the shit beat out of them" and, "I hope that someone castrates you, beats the shit out of you, puts you in a tightly tied sack in the middle of the road and a dozen semi’s run you over repeatedly, and to top it off, a dog taking a shit on your chest like you we’re a cheap whore." So apparently he is both not worth getting the shit beaten out of him and yet you hope he gets the shit beaten out of him... That's a contradiction! Yaaay! Brian Wait… I spot a contradiction! “People like you aren’t even worth the time to even get the shit beat out of them”
and,
“I hope that someone castrates you, beats the shit out of you, puts you in a tightly tied sack in the middle of the road and a dozen semi’s run you over repeatedly, and to top it off, a dog taking a shit on your chest like you we’re a cheap whore.”

So apparently he is both not worth getting the shit beaten out of him and yet you hope he gets the shit beaten out of him… That’s a contradiction! Yaaay!

Brian

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]]> By: gordon_uk http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-925347 gordon_uk Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:14:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-925347 To Craig (@282) Unfortunately it rings true with Christians I’ve meet (both CofE and RC) the worsted being someone who though it was acceptable threaten me in front of my 2 half year old daughter in a supermarket car park a year ago all because I had a Darwin fish on the back of the car! To DW&C Maybe it’s a symptom of repressing their inner pirate? RAmen G To Craig (@282)

Unfortunately it rings true with Christians I’ve meet (both CofE and RC) the worsted being someone who though it was acceptable threaten me in front of my 2 half year old daughter in a supermarket car park a year ago all because I had a Darwin fish on the back of the car!

To DW&C

Maybe it’s a symptom of repressing their inner pirate?

RAmen
G

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]]> By: Kill Frenzy http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-924737 Kill Frenzy Tue, 16 Feb 2010 07:00:18 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-924737 Ah it's never really been a problem; obviously it's expected to be kind and polite to others. But the use of "Foul language" isn't forbidden. Keep in mind that the bible isn't an English book; it was written in two very old Semitic languages- Hebrew and Aramaic. Thus words such as shit, fuck, cunt, whore, slut and a variety of other offensive words from Germanic, Celtic, Itallic, Hellinic and a variety of other Indo-European languages are of little true consequence to the teachings of the bible. Considering that English was still a minor Germanic dialect and didn't exist in it's current state around the time of the beginning and completion of the first and second testaments. So logically how could Yaweh even bother taking offense to words such as fuck or cunt when they aren't even words of any Semitic language. Also although the bible ADVISES against over indulgence in alcohol as pure one of many words of advice that the bible gives in order to guide people to a healthy, prosperous and happy life. I am not forbidden to get drunk as fuck; however I am still accountable for any sins I may commit while under the influence. So I can still get blind drunk, it's just that I have to be extra aware. Ah it’s never really been a problem; obviously it’s expected to be kind and polite to others.

But the use of “Foul language” isn’t forbidden. Keep in mind that the bible isn’t an English book; it was written in two very old Semitic languages- Hebrew and Aramaic.

Thus words such as shit, fuck, cunt, whore, slut and a variety of other offensive words from Germanic, Celtic, Itallic, Hellinic and a variety of other Indo-European languages are of little true consequence to the teachings of the bible. Considering that English was still a minor Germanic dialect and didn’t exist in it’s current state around the time of the beginning and completion of the first and second testaments. So logically how could Yaweh even bother taking offense to words such as fuck or cunt when they aren’t even words of any Semitic language.

Also although the bible ADVISES against over indulgence in alcohol as pure one of many words of advice that the bible gives in order to guide people to a healthy, prosperous and happy life.

I am not forbidden to get drunk as fuck; however I am still accountable for any sins I may commit while under the influence. So I can still get blind drunk, it’s just that I have to be extra aware.

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]]> By: Drained and Washed Clean http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-924457 Drained and Washed Clean Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:43:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-924457 Ok, I am seriously curious. When did cursing and Christianity become mutually acceptable? Ok, I am seriously curious. When did cursing and Christianity become mutually acceptable?

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]]> By: Kill Frenzy http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-924267 Kill Frenzy Sun, 14 Feb 2010 04:14:26 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-924267 Have to say, love the site. Some of the most hilarious shit I've ever read and the global warming VS number of pirates segment was fuckin hilarious. I myself am a Christian and generally the idea of... You know the whole Christian values thing is to show some fucking tolerance to others even if you don't agree. Turn the other cheek? Didn't read that part of your horribly translated redneck bible Jeffy? For fuck sake man have a sense of fucking humor, the site doesn't poke fun at religion; it's poking fun at religious and ideological intolerance. You didn't pick up on the blatantly obvious piss take on fuckwits who try to intimidate a non religious state into over accommodating and indoctrinating the public with their own ideaology. Seriously man for fuck sake you embarrass me and other decent, tolerant Christians. Honestly? How the fuck do you expect Christians to be viewed as rational, educated and reasonable folk when stupid inbred shit heads like you go spouting your bullshit when you don't even know the very basic, fundamental doctrines of the faith that you supposedly belong to. You're a fucking joke man and you have no business calling yourself a Christian until you change your fucking attitude.

Have to say, love the site. Some of the most hilarious shit I’ve ever read and the global warming VS number of pirates segment was fuckin hilarious. I myself am a Christian and generally the idea of… You know the whole Christian values thing is to show some fucking tolerance to others even if you don’t agree.

Turn the other cheek? Didn’t read that part of your horribly translated redneck bible Jeffy?

For fuck sake man have a sense of fucking humor, the site doesn’t poke fun at religion; it’s poking fun at religious and ideological intolerance. You didn’t pick up on the blatantly obvious piss take on fuckwits who try to intimidate a non religious state into over accommodating and indoctrinating the public with their own ideaology.

Seriously man for fuck sake you embarrass me and other decent, tolerant Christians. Honestly? How the fuck do you expect Christians to be viewed as rational, educated and reasonable folk when stupid inbred shit heads like you go spouting your bullshit when you don’t even know the very basic, fundamental doctrines of the faith that you supposedly belong to.

You’re a fucking joke man and you have no business calling yourself a Christian until you change your fucking attitude.

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]]> By: James http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-924215 James Sat, 13 Feb 2010 20:40:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-924215 The thing that amused me the most about this one is that he said he wasn't going to come after you with his logic when clearly he didn't have any. His grammar reminded me of a third grader; though, they actually know the difference between were and we're haha. In fact, looking through most of these, the grammar of pasatafarians is down-right angel hair-ic compared to these so-called Christians. RAmen brother and sisters. The thing that amused me the most about this one is that he said he wasn’t going to come after you with his logic when clearly he didn’t have any. His grammar reminded me of a third grader; though, they actually know the difference between were and we’re haha. In fact, looking through most of these, the grammar of pasatafarians is down-right angel hair-ic compared to these so-called Christians.
RAmen brother and sisters.

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]]> By: Christopher Daniel http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-923996 Christopher Daniel Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:56:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-923996 Hmmm, so there is a consistent theme amongst our Religious friends. What possible reason would anyone have to swear so much in an email?? Cant a point be conveyed without such barbaric speach? Good thing the bible says nothing about lewd language! He might have gone to (His) Hell!!! Chris Hmmm, so there is a consistent theme amongst our Religious friends. What possible reason would anyone have to swear so much in an email?? Cant a point be conveyed without such barbaric speach? Good thing the bible says nothing about lewd language! He might have gone to (His) Hell!!!

Chris

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]]> By: BeginnerPastafarian http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-923778 BeginnerPastafarian Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:24:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-923778 Does anyone notice, and Im sure you all do, That all of these hatemail senders seem to be of the Christan Faith? Does anyone notice, and Im sure you all do, That all of these hatemail senders seem to be of the Christan Faith?

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]]> By: Craig http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-921389 Craig Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:45:59 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-921389 This just sounds like someone who wanted to give Christians a bad name. Stop posing as a Christian to get people to hate us, Thank you! Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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]]> By: Bill http://www.venganza.org/2009/10/02/the-village-called/#comment-920789 Bill Thu, 04 Feb 2010 04:39:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/?p=2541#comment-920789 Gee, how VERY Christian of the original poster... Gee, how VERY Christian of the original poster…

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