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above the workspace

Published September 24th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

Watching everything

As a deeply religious fellow Pastafarian, I feel as a divine duty to report the following wonderful miracle to you.

Today, exactly at 9:45AM, our Lord, the One and Almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster, appeared and floated above my workdesk for several seconds. After He touched me with His Noodly Appendage, he disappeared, but fortunately not fast enough for leaving no evidence after Him. I managed to grab my camera and take this beautiful photo just before he faded away into the heavenly skies!
Please let me share this miraculous sight with the rest of the world, for the sake of spreading the divvy idea of our Great Saviour!

Yours sincerely,
Arnold

P.S.: by the way, the FSM doll was made (planked) from wool by my girlfriend and it’s hanging on a fishing string – probably scaring out the shit from anyone who’s not aware of it’s existence before entering the room :)



11 Responses to “above the workspace”

  1. Jesso says:

    Mley,
    He said it was on a string. His girlfriend made it for him to hang proudly in his office, so he could look up and rejoice in His Holy Noodlyness! It is no different than hanging jeebus hanging on a cross, or just a plain cross, pictures of jeebus, perhaps the “virgin” Mary? So we ask you the same thing. If they are real, why fake it?

    Are you that dimwitted to comment on something without actually reading the caption below? Never mind. That is obviously a stupid question seeing as how you can’t even spell *quiCk*, use the space bar, or know when to you an apostrophe in it’s.

    And kljjjhlgd,
    I do enjoy comments that start out with I’m not trying to offend anyone and then proceed to make derogatory comments. I, personally, am not on crack. However, if you are a Christian and hear jeebus’s voice, then you very well may be schizophrenic. You may want to see a psychologist.

  2. Hannah says:

    Ok REALLLLY? YALL ARE RETARDS SPAGETII? I EAT SPAGETTII NOT WORDSHIP IT I HOPE GOD HELPS YOU, CRACK SMOKERS!!!!!! YALL REALLY NEED TO GO TO A REAL CHURCH ONCE AND A WHILE YALL ARE STUPIED STUPIED STUPIED!!!!!YALL NEED TO REALLY STOP SMOKIN CRACK!!?!!

    AND WHILE YOU AT IT SO AND READ THE BIBLE THE CHRISTAN BIBLE!!!!

    __________Hannah M. a non crack smoker and not a noodle eating freak instead a Christan, i spit on your spagetti!!!!!>:[

  3. Jesso says:

    Ok REALLLLY?
    – Yes
    YALL ARE RETARDS SPAGETII?
    – No, but since you can’t even spell SPAGHETTI, then I would say pot calling kettle here.
    I EAT SPAGETTII NOT WORDSHIP IT
    – Congratulations. We eat spaghetti as well. It is actually a form of worship (notice there is no D). So, you are actually partaking in our worship. I suggest you stop eating spaghetti all together.
    I HOPE GOD HELPS YOU, CRACK SMOKERS!!!!!!
    – I don’t think your jeebus would like you telling people that he needs to help them and then calling them names based on information you could not possibly have. We don’t think that your god exists anyway, so that is a moot point. I cannot speak for all Pastafarians, but I do not smoke crack.
    YALL REALLY NEED TO GO TO A REAL CHURCH ONCE AND A WHILE
    – To end a thought you need a period dear. And what exactly would qualify as a real church? I am assuming you mean a Christian church. So, instead of worshiping our peace loving Noodlyness you want us to worship a sadistic, vengeful, selfish, egotistical, woman hating, serial killer? Do you know how many people have died in the name of your god? Millions. Know how many have died because of the FSM? None. I like our odds better, thanks.
    YALL ARE STUPIED STUPIED STUPIED!!!!!
    – You can’t call people a name if you can’t even spell it. This is this pot calling kettle black situation again…
    YALL NEED TO REALLY STOP SMOKIN CRACK!!?!!
    – You are really strung up on this crack thing. It actually leads me to believe that maybe you partake a little of the rock…? If your spelling and grammar are any indication I would say yes.
    AND WHILE YOU AT IT SO AND READ THE BIBLE THE CHRISTAN BIBLE!!!!
    – Oh, you want us to read a book of fables written by sheep herders centuries after this Jesus fellow supposedly existed that has had books removed, been misinterpreted by people to gain more power, has words that weren’t even invented when the book was supposedly written, and is full of a god ordering cities destroyed, children murdered, women raped and murdered just because they have a different religion? Seriously? Well, to be honest, most people on this site have read your “Christian bible” and that is the reason that we are no longer Christians. Seems that little plan backfired on you…
    __________Hannah M. a non crack smoker and not a noodle eating freak instead a Christan, i spit on your spagetti!!!!!>:[
    – I will not spit back because that is actually considered assault and His Noodlyness does not appreciate behavior like that (I’m sure your god doesn’t either, but that doesn’t stop any of you “Christians”, does it?). However, that sentence doesn’t make sense, and you still can’t spell. We do seem to have something in common. Both of us appear to be from the south. However, you are obviously of the redneck, bigoted, bible-thumping south. I am ashamed to be associated with you.

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