One day i was taking a nice, long, hot bath. I laid down to rinse out my hair and happened to stare up at the ceiling and there He was!
I’m thinking of cleaning Him off with a papertowel then selling it on ebay.
~Alix
Stain looks like the FSM
One day i was taking a nice, long, hot bath. I laid down to rinse out my hair and happened to stare up at the ceiling and there He was!
I’m thinking of cleaning Him off with a papertowel then selling it on ebay.
~Alix
@brad: I think there are other Christians that are Pastafarians too, and I don’t think the FSM would mind either.
The versions of the 1st commandment in Exodus 20:3 and Deuteronomy 5:8 both use the words “…have no other gods BEFORE ME” in most translations. The Vulgate says “non habebis deos alienos CORAM ME” (IN FRONT OF ME), and Martin Luther rendered it as NEBEN MIR – literally “near me”.
All this suggests that a Christian or Jew can have another god, but only in the correct position. Make sure the FSM is slightly behind Jebus and put him about 13 feet 6 inches higher up on the left, just to be safe.
@Senhpl
it’s like finding the virgin Mary on toast. except the FSM is apparently a bit more of a pervert and likes to watch people in the bathroom.
The FSM works in mysterious and cheesy ways.
i love you guyzzzz
Its like you read my mind! You appear to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a bit, but other than that, this is wonderful blog. A fantastic read. I will definitely be back.