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Stain looks like the FSM

Published September 29th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I think I see it

There it is

One day i was taking a nice, long, hot bath. I laid down to rinse out my hair and happened to stare up at the ceiling and there He was!

I’m thinking of cleaning Him off with a papertowel then selling it on ebay.

~Alix



14 Responses to “Stain looks like the FSM”

  1. Jamie says:

    @brad: I think there are other Christians that are Pastafarians too, and I don’t think the FSM would mind either.

  2. DavidH says:

    The versions of the 1st commandment in Exodus 20:3 and Deuteronomy 5:8 both use the words “…have no other gods BEFORE ME” in most translations. The Vulgate says “non habebis deos alienos CORAM ME” (IN FRONT OF ME), and Martin Luther rendered it as NEBEN MIR – literally “near me”.

    All this suggests that a Christian or Jew can have another god, but only in the correct position. Make sure the FSM is slightly behind Jebus and put him about 13 feet 6 inches higher up on the left, just to be safe.

  3. Alix says:

    @Senhpl

    it’s like finding the virgin Mary on toast. except the FSM is apparently a bit more of a pervert and likes to watch people in the bathroom.

  4. Deborah says:

    The FSM works in mysterious and cheesy ways.

  5. Chris says:

    i love you guyzzzz

  6. new york city steak houses says:

    Its like you read my mind! You appear to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with some pics to drive the message home a bit, but other than that, this is wonderful blog. A fantastic read. I will definitely be back.

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