pasta is food

Published September 17th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

This is absolutely fucking retarded, pasta is food, not a deity. But hey keep spreading the bullshit, it makes all of us sane people realize there are people out there with bigger problems than we have.
-Seeker Of Truth



180 Responses to “pasta is food”

  1. Phyve says:

    Dear Bryce,
    I hope this finds you well. Piss off…. Savvy?
    Yarrr!!!

  2. StJason says:

    I agree. Foremost are people who have no sense of satire. Second up is humorless gits. I’m not sure where that puts you, O Seeker Of Truth, but it defiantly puts your feet on the plank…

  3. zebobbybird says:

    sat⋅ire
      /ˈsætaɪər/ [sat-ahyuhr]
    –noun
    1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
    2. a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule.
    3. a literary genre comprising such compositions.
    From Dictionary.com

    So, yeah, thats what the Flying Spaghetti Monster is all about…

  4. The enlightened dark showband musican says:

    This is so true, Pasta is food and we are blessed that it is so. There is not a lot that is retarded about that.
    You are correct that Pasta is not a deity, but in fact it is the deity: it says so in the FSM gospel, I suspect you have neglected to read it. Shame on you, you have offended us.
    Also I would like to point out that the true value or meaning of ‘bullshit’ is entirely dependent on ones perception of what bullshit actually represents. Bullshit is a completely subjective term and therefore invalid for discussion here.

    The size and shape of your problems are irrelevant, because your problems can be as big or as small as you would like to perceive them to be, therefore, there is no reasonable way to compare them to others.
    You may choose to perceive that a Pastafarians problems may be larger than your own, but I think you will find that you and the ‘us’ that you mentioned have been sadly mislead to believe that you are sane.

    Take a chill-pill Mr. Seeker of Truth.

    -Seeker Of Slippers and Beer

  5. Apostate says:

    We aren’t worshiping the pasta, it’s just a likeness of his noodliness. One we consume in a ritual far more satisfying than wafers and a driblet of box wine.

    Also, do you consider verbally attacking strangers sane?

    -Apostate

  6. Found the Truth says:

    Dear Seeker Of Truth,
    In my opinion pasta is not just food, but also my god, the founder of everything, the light and everything that is good. Nobody can say that this is not truth, as this is what i believe in. I hope you will see it also, go to the supermarket and find the path…to the real truth!

  7. Brindy says:

    Of course it is food you noodle! It is the food of noodly truth!

  8. Michael says:

    This is absolutely retarded, crackers are a food, not a deity. But hey keep spreading the bullshit, it makes all of us sane people realize there are people out there with bigger problems than we have.

    Hey, at least he’s supposedly a seeker of truth and not just another fundamentalist nut who thinks they’ve found the truth in a centuries old mistranslated tome of nonsense, fair play to him.

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