pasta is food

Published September 17th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

This is absolutely fucking retarded, pasta is food, not a deity. But hey keep spreading the bullshit, it makes all of us sane people realize there are people out there with bigger problems than we have.
-Seeker Of Truth



180 Responses to “pasta is food”

  1. billybobknuckledragger says:

    hay there seeker ov trooth feller! them there basketti peeppoles shur iz stoopit, aint they. i’s betcha theys iz colluge edjewkated to. them there peeppoles iz stoopit fer not beeleevin in da BY-bull! yoo iz rite, we’s have bigger problims like that there blak feller tryin too force gud helth on us reel a’Markins! i kin tell that yer aunt mama an unka daddy totted yoo reel gud! yoo jus keep klinggin too yer BY-bull an gun cuz it iz tha kristshun way.

    sinceerly,

    yer bestest buddy billybob.

  2. Matticus says:

    Allow me to respond…

    “This is absolutely fucking retarded, pasta is food, not a deity.”

    You simply do not understand. Look into it a little before making a judgment call.

    “But hey keep spreading the bullshit,”

    ::astonished silence::

    “…it makes all of us sane people realize there are people out there with bigger problems than we have.”

    Ironically, the bigger problems we have are actually caused by people like you. Quick to act, and slow to comprehend. So kindly leave others alone and worry about your own self. Thanks.

  3. Brian -Seeker of BullShit says:

    If you were sane you would have read the About section. Duh.

  4. Dan says:

    ? spreading bullshit?
    His noodliness is far from bullshit. He has a great nutritional value, pretty good knowledge, and loves to touch us all! can you say that about bull feces? no.

  5. Spayder26 says:

    In the other hand, their stupid “god” is magic, a fantastic entity, not reality.
    Ramen!

  6. Cavatelli says:

    Seeker of truth.

    Too bad you didn’t seek out the link on the main page of this site that explains why this site was started in the first place. If you had, maybe you wouldn’t sound as ignorant and foolish as you do.
    I won’t waste my time trying to explain this nature of this site to you , because you’re probably just another drive by fundie who will never return, and have no interest at all in seeking the truth. What I will say is; may you be touched by his noodly appendage and given the means to understand satire.
    C

    PS: If you think you’re sane, you have bigger problems than anyone on this board.

  7. gimmethegepgun says:

    It’s satire. It’s SUPPOSED to be retarded. Look it up. Here, I’ll even give you a link http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/satire

  8. Bored says:

    Well, he/she is not very astute for a “seeker of the truth”.
    May the sauce be with us all,

    RAmen

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