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mailbox evangelism

Published September 22nd, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

I have not

I was in need of caressing by his noodliness when this happened to show up in my mailbox. I now feel his presence when I worship him at Olive Garden.

RAmen, Darren



12 Responses to “mailbox evangelism”

  1. Worshiper says:

    Allow me to share your joy,brother.
    You are one of the fortunate people who happened to have seen the true path as a result of a coincidence..
    But then again,there are no coincidences,and perhaps the reason He showed up in your mailbox was for you to be enlightened and worship the only true god,his Noodliness.

  2. Sean Boyd says:

    I’d feel blessed to find one of those in my mailbox. RAmen, brother.

  3. roy howdy says:

    I have touched and been touched by his noodly goodness. Can I get a RAmen?

  4. Bam says:

    its good to see the word being spread anyway that his noodlyness sees fit to allow
    -Ramen-

  5. mabby says:

    hallelujah! I can feel the carbs filling my soul already…
    finally I have something to believe in!

  6. Skye says:

    No doubt it was a sign. All hail.
    Even before I found him, Fridays were my favorite days. Now after reading through the gospel, I have a feeling maybe–just maybe he was reaching out to me.

    I can’t say for sure. May he bless us all.

  7. Hannah, Molly, Milly, Alice & Zoe says:

    Hallelujah! praise to his noodlieness. I HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY SOME NOODLY APPENDAGE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.

    i have finally found a religion that is completley and utterly believable and very very serious
    I LOVE THE LORD NOOODLER
    I AM HIS FOREVER

    our noodle, who art in a bowl
    hallowed be thine noodle
    thy meatballs come, thy will be done,
    on spoon as it is in heaven
    give us to day our daily carbs
    and forgive us our fattiness
    as we forgive those who feedus meatballs
    for thine is the noodle, the power and the glory,

    FOREVER AND EVER. AMEN.

  8. YaYa says:

    #7-I love your prayer. Would you by chance have a vegetarian version I could read at a FSM dinner I am planning? Thank you and may the FSM be with you.

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