Each and everyone of you

Published September 4th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU NEEDS TO KEEP YOUR DEROGATORY COMMENTS TO YOURSELVES.

DON’T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR. SOME BELIEVE AND SOME DON’T, IT’S A CHOICE. JUST FOR THE RECORD WHAT IS STUPID IS WHEN YOU MAKE DEROGATORY COMMENTS ABOUT SOMEONE THAT HAVE SUFFERED AND DIED FOR YOU. TAKING OUR SINS AND ETC UPON HIMSELF SO THAT WE CAN KNOW OUR HEAVENLY FATHER. YOU ALL SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW; AND ASK JEHOVAH GOD FOR FORGIVENESS. WHAT IS STUPID THAT WHEN WE ALL GOT SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR; AND WE DON’T EVEN REALIZE IT UNTIL IT’S GONE.

DARLA



228 Responses to “Each and everyone of you”

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  1. HelmetHead says:

    Hey, Darla. It’s also a choice to read or not read a website. If you don’t like people mocking your bronze-age superstitions, then don’t read the fucking website. Go hang out at the Fred Phelps site or something.

    BTW, here’s the question I have for every believer: if “god” came to you and told you to kill your child (à la Abraham and Isaac), would you do it?

  2. Fett101 says:

    Everyone certainly has a choice, but then Darla starts insulting ours and demands we ask forgiveness. How’s it feel being a hypocrite, Darla?

  3. tina says:

    *sigh*

  4. Brian says:

    Hehehehe.. troll. God (read: FSM) hates trolls that type in all caps and don’t know grammar. This is a site run by the prophet. No one asked you to come here, so go back to your Super-powered Bearded Zombie Fairy and leave us alone.

  5. DavidH says:

    Our god is superior. Ever tried nailing spaghetti to a tree? It’ll be down again in two minutes; your guy took three days.

  6. MC Badapple says:

    I don’t remmember any Pastafarians going to your website and being total hypocritical shit heads so just get lost.

    I can only hope you are touched by His noodly apendage.

    RaMen

  7. Hazywind says:

    Dear Darla,

    At the risk of giving an impression that I am taking these very seriously than I should, please bear with me and my confusion.

    Are you talking about a God who you think created imperfect people, gets annoyed because the people He created are so imperfect, punished those people for being imperfect then sent His son to be tortured in order to save those imperfect people He created? Come on, don’t you think this is all a crazy idea? I truly believe that you are much more intelligent to just absorb and believe this crazy idea. What kind of God would send His son to be tortured and killed? Wasn’t it the same God who tested Abraham to sacrifice his only son – jealous and insecured God? If this story was true, shouldn’t Abraham’s answer be ‘NO’? Nobody should agree to sacrifice his child or any child even if the alternative is eternal punishment.

    The mere fact that you’ve visited this site I can tell that somehow deep in your psyche, you want to understand better. That is good. Doubting the things which you were taught is not a bad thing and can lead you to better understanding.

    TFSM is a crazy idea but no more than the idea of non-existent God.

    Have a heaping serving of spaghetti and meatballs. It will surely open your mind.

  8. Deadcyde says:

    wow… you guys really take this religious stuff seriously don’t you… lol

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