Each and everyone of you

Published September 4th, 2009 by Bobby Henderson

EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU NEEDS TO KEEP YOUR DEROGATORY COMMENTS TO YOURSELVES.

DON’T SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT MY LORD AND SAVIOR. SOME BELIEVE AND SOME DON’T, IT’S A CHOICE. JUST FOR THE RECORD WHAT IS STUPID IS WHEN YOU MAKE DEROGATORY COMMENTS ABOUT SOMEONE THAT HAVE SUFFERED AND DIED FOR YOU. TAKING OUR SINS AND ETC UPON HIMSELF SO THAT WE CAN KNOW OUR HEAVENLY FATHER. YOU ALL SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES RIGHT NOW; AND ASK JEHOVAH GOD FOR FORGIVENESS. WHAT IS STUPID THAT WHEN WE ALL GOT SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR; AND WE DON’T EVEN REALIZE IT UNTIL IT’S GONE.

DARLA



228 Responses to “Each and everyone of you”

  1. Phyve says:

    It’s gone?!?!?! Suh-weeeeeeeeet!!!!! Wait, you did mean god, right?

  2. that1guy says:

    I LIKE TO USE CAPS LOCK TOO!!!!!

  3. Apprentice Frederic says:

    Darla, the next time you’re in church, I hope you’ll tell your co-communicants the same thing you’re telling us. In fact, I think most of us have less quarrel with the Almighty than with his earthly minions, who, without fail, claim (and with a dull-normal IQ, at that) to be privy to the thoughts of His omniscient mind. If you can persuade your pals to stop trying to shove their dogma down the throats of the rest of us pore sinners, you’ll be the greatest Christian in 2.009 millenia.

  4. plumberbob says:

    Dear Darla,

    If you’d have read the Open Letter and the “About” tab material as you were directed before your insulting post, you’d have known that our mission is the prevention of religious mythology being introduced into public school science curricula.

    You’ve come to our website to preach; we’ve not gone to yours.

    http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=religious-ideas-burrow-in-brains&SID=mail&sc=emailfriend

    Please read the above commentary, get down on your knees to pray, and shove out to some website that might appreciate your derogatory drivel.

    RAmen

  5. Dale says:

    fsm is no god he is a mere pawn in the mind of henderson to manipulate you towards the eternal damnation. he is a fake idol, nothing but a bunch of pasta and meatballs seriously

  6. Hsad says:

    Good spelling but all caps. Hmm… I wonder? Also those people died for no good reason making it more your fault.

  7. Patrick says:

    Dear, dear Darla. You seem to forget very quickly as you type. At first you seemed against derogatory statements, and then proceeded to tell us we are stupid for not believing in your god. This unoriginal display of hypocrisy is one of the reasons we tend to poke fun at you guys. Suck it up. You said yourself that it is a choice. We happen to choose to not believe what you do.

    An added note, writing with the CAPS lock down doesn’t make you look any more credible.
    ~Ramen~

  8. V says:

    darla honey, follow your own advice and keep your derogatory remarks to yourself. far too many religious folks comment on the FSM in a negative manner to be constructive or even amusing in their ignorance of pastafarianism. besides, it’s not polite to visit someone else’s place and call them stupid. there’s no need to get insulted because others don’t follow, or perhaps even take seriously, your beliefs. you said it yourself, “SOME BELIEVE AND SOME DON’T, IT’S A CHOICE.” most of us choose not to believe in your god. one of the most annoying things going these days is the prohibition on doubting religious belief. horse pucky, as they say on the farm. once all other religions can provide the kind and volume of proof pastafarianism has in relation to a god’s existence, then we’ll consider your “argument” a little more seriously. until then…..

    may you be touched by his noodly appendage soon and often.
    V

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