Eron spotted this “Bat Flower” at the Conservatory of Flowers in San Francisco.
Arrrr, by the Noodly Appendage, it be thar spittin’ image o’ the FSM himself!
O M FSM!! Amazing AND gorgeous!
Looks like something Van Gogh painted when he was having one of his schizoid episodes. But it’s cool. I wouldn’t mind having one.
It’s him in purple glory!
do we need more proof now
All hail the FSM and the holy Bat Flower
This is clearly an example of accidental selection: Some 6,000 years ago, FSM made an apparition in the dreams of jungle-dwellers in a place where we now call Cambodia. Disturbed by this common experience, it became bad luck to touch a flower which was clearly created in His image. From that moment onward, therfore, only the flowers created in His image were allowed to flourish (so to speak) and reproduce. Fast-forward 6,000 years and we have many examples of the bat flower. Accident or divine intervention? It should be clear to all by now that FSM is ruler of us all. Let us pray. Ramen.
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